The Bent Lines

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from Algorithm Hitz · host Justin James

Welcome to Algorithm Hitz - a satirical music, news and entertainment universe from Justin James / O.H.M. (Ordinary Human Musician), set in the town of Dextrose Puddle. In Episode 2, The Bent Lines return to Dextrose Puddle for two shows after tasting both success and failure. Friction within the band is causing serious personal and professional problems. Can they keep it together long enough to perform? Featuring original music, absurd band reports, K69 News, fictional advertisements and characters who probably should not be allowed near broadcasting equipment. Meet Algorithm Hitz presenter Jon Dough, K69 News presenters Etta Tonsillo and Felt Clackupoff, Greta Hansel, Liam Tongueston, and Terry - surname unknown. Created, written and produced by Justin James / O.H.M., featuring original writing and music, AI-assisted imagery and selected synthetic character voices. All characters, bands, organisations, venues and news reports are fictional. No animals were asked to provide reliable information during production. Watch the video episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ordinaryhumanmusician Explore Algorithm Hitz: https://www.ordinaryhumanmusician.com/algorithm-hitz Enquiries: [email protected] Follow Algorithm Hitz for future episodes and further disturbances from Dextrose Puddle. © 2026 Justin James / O.H.M. Publishing. All rights reserved.

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