The Bible Goes West Christmas Spectacular!

J.E. Tucker, in Honor of being added to the Sexpot Podcast Network, created a new Christmas Special for generations to enjoy. Hymns, guests, Conversion to Jesus Christ! This special has them all. Sit back with some hot coco, the bible, and enjoy this future Christmas Classic.   Songs (In order of playing) Little Shotgun Boy Buy, they told me, Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang Our new 12 gage to shoot, Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang Grade A ammo to load, Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang To Wield before demo-crates, Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang Ba Bang Bang Bang, Ba Bang Bang Bang   O' Rightious Ford O Righteous Ford! Your lights are brightly shin ing It is the night and we can still brand our steers Long is the work and your battry's barely drain ing Til you appeared all our cattle were  not branded. A thrill of hope the heifers will soon be at market For yonder breaks All the hard work shall be done Rely! on your tow package! For it will help immensely!   Hark The Herald Angel Sings (Try and rip me from my tree)   Hark the herald angel sings "Try to rip me from my tree" God will punish sinners with lead For trying to remove the angel's head Joyful all ye with a tree That has an angel up there moxie n vigor proclaim "The Angel stays, upon my tree" Hark the herald angel sings "My gun agrees with what I say"   It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year (J.E. Tucker and Son Version) It's the most wonderful time of the year With the kids jingle belling And everyone telling you be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the year   It's the hap-happiest season of all With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings When friends come to call It's the most wonderful time of the year   Have a Merry Christmas!