The Bird Who Forgot to Fly

This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it.  Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD! This week's headlines include: Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix). Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200 Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves Discovered Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod Support us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast! Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor!  Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more. Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!  *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! [email protected] Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. #Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress