Dennis, the most machine, while I sing, to make the show exciting because we're desperate. Are you excited? I don't know if it's working or not, but here we go. It's escalated.
You're here for the, we got the smoke machine yesterday. But now we have the lighting and the smoke machine. This is a good chain. And then we re-angled the smoke machine.
So this could probably be gonna be pretty cool. Let me test it again. Don't look at it, make sure it turns on. Yeah, what do you keep saying that?
You know, if you look at it, don't look at it. Just look at it. Don't say that. Let's go.
I look at it. You just be temporarily blinded. I don't mind that. I know that it's right here.
So if you leave, just tell me. Three, two. Oh, this totally moved. And I said we did.
Don't do it. Do the job. We'll go to the show. Did you know that?
Yes, you should be. Whoo! The King of the King of the King. Hey, assuming transit land welcome to the show.
Oh, yeah. I think I see you guys over there. Through the mist. That was hard rockin'.
That was a lot of fun. This microphone is an arm. I just see you two. I can hear you.
I can hear you. This microphone is big enough. That one's big enough. I too.
Can just make you out. It's not as a H-E shape. Are these like blue cigarette flavored smoke or something? It smells good.
It reminds me of those. You remember the earliest vapes that they had? I kind of smelled like that to me. 1.0 jewels.
No, the BLU. Stephen Dorff was the pitch man for him. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.
Way back. Way back. That weren't that great. That was when Jason was cool.
Yeah. It had a moment. It did. Yeah.
You got disco lights and we got a smoke machine. And just my microphone just broke. You can't have it all. Yeah, I've been here.
On the bright side. You have a sneak preview of glaucoma. Yeah. Yeah.
I said you got the smoke machine yesterday. It's the first time you've tried it for a thing. Were we going to be? Did we do the smoke machine only on our Patreon?
Yeah, we did it yesterday. This is the first time ever the show has had lighting smoke, no microphone, but whatever. I said people got it. Yeah, we're getting closer to full rock and roll.
Hopefully the show keeps going. People still watch it and then it gets bigger and I just hire more people to start the show. Right. So in the end it's just going to be swinging across the screen fighting and Moto Jumps and like fire and car wheels.
Even the rock is going to be jumping off of this thing. We don't need to get a new guitar every week to smash. You know I did that once for a music video. It was an acoustic guitar.
Smasher or smashy? I get smashed on. I hold a dirt bike towards my friend and he racked acoustic guitar over my head. Oh, you did it?
The version. No. Anyway, I leaned down so I didn't want to get it in the face and took it on the top of the helmet. And it was a lot harder than I thought.
I remember after it because I've had a lot of concussions so I know pretty quick when I've done that. Yeah. And I remember rolling away and going, wait, dude, on an acoustic guitar joke, like out of all the things that I came back to those guys and was like, it's cool. I was like, yeah, I'm not doing it again.
No, who could have seen that coming? Buddy Mine took one from Jeff Jarrett recently. You know the wrestler? Yeah, he did.
He's like acoustic guitar guy. He does that. That's like part of his thing. Do anything to the guitar before he hits it.
I think that I think he has like special his own guitars, you know, because like I said, that's his deal is getting people with guitars. So I was a big wrestling fan. So he was like elated, probably one of the best moments of his life getting smashed in the head about Jeff Jarrett. But he said it hurt like hell though.
This reminds me. Did you guys see about the drummer of Def Leppard? Somebody beat him up. I mean, Rocket Roll and Head injuries.
Oh, the guy was smoking the Rick Allen's the drummer of Def Leppard. Yeah, one arm. I'll tell you on some kid just came out of nowhere and knocked him over. It's like a cigarette that means that he had no hands to himself.
Yeah, that makes a real bitch move on the dudes part. You know, sucker punching a one arm guy with a cigarette in his one hand. Basically, you're punching a no-on man. You know, you're talking an unarmed man in the most literal sense.
And I'm going to do a cigarette at him. He's not going to do it. Adding insult to injury. I think they're trying to throw the book at this kid for obvious reasons because it was completely out of nowhere.
That's an icon you just assaulted. Yeah, they actually, the kids been charged with elder abuse. It's not small out of your leopard. I thought he punched another old person.
He did punch an old lady. They're counting him as an old person. I don't know who is the elder in question. If you're a Def Leppard, you're not old.
Right. Well, yeah. I mean, being punched in the face is kind of rock and roll, I guess. But being classified as an elder, when after that fact is not super rock and roll, you don't want to be...
Yeah, you got to keep that to yourself. Yeah. When they write something out, it's not that way. It had nothing to do with who the guy was.
This kid just wanted to punch an old people, so he punched an old lady and also the drummer of Def Leppard. So I think what happened is Def Leppard is just the end of their smoking and cigarette. This kid comes running up, knocks him over, and then like... Was he being filmed?
Was it just a prank, bro? It does sound like something like that. I don't know that. It literally just happened as we're taping this.
I think the old lady saw it and came out to try to help Def Leppard guide the kid, knocked her over as well. And then I think when they arrested the kid, he was already at a different hotel messing with us. Punching some other old lady. Or old person.
Easy day. It's got to be... Was that in LA? That was in Florida, if I'm not saying that.
Okay. That makes Florida makes more sense. If you're not efficient with your like, you know, Mamon Pappal Punching, you don't want to do it in LA because it takes so long to get like, you know, across town or whatever. Like if you want to...
Florida makes the most sense. If you're trying to maximize the amount of old people punched in a day, like if that's your goal that morning, is to punch as many old people as possible. Florida is probably the best state in the Union for you to be in, I think. Arizona may be running second.
Arizona is the Florida of the West. Don't you just need to go to a group of old people? It doesn't really matter what state, because they're usually all hanging out with each other. That's true.
So you just go to an old person's, like where they will live when their children no longer want them. And they get sent to that home where they'll give each other herpes in chlamydia. Yeah, I need to call my grandma. If you go there, you can knock out 70 people.
He'll warn her. But I don't want to bum you at Trebin. Why be too late? Yeah, I know.
I know. But that's the thing that everybody brings up whenever retirement homes get brought up now is like, you know, they like giving each other chlamydia. And it's like, yeah, I know, I just mentioned that I just had to put my Mamon there last year. And that's where we went immediately.
Yeah. I know. I'll clapped up. But yeah, she's good for her.
I'm straight back out there. When do you go to see all your stuff and how much stuff do you do as a character and how much stuff do you do as you? Anywhere on any kind of social media and also my website, it's all just my name, T-R-A-E-Crouder. So trycrouder.com or trycrouder on Twitter or any of the TikTok or whatever.
And it used to be a little more of a character. But even then, even when it was a character, I just said it was made cranked up to 11. Because you do have that accent. Yeah, I'm talking.
This is just my regular voice right here. You can hear the accent or whatever. But earlier on, I would turn the accent up a little more and it's more like drunk me or something. But now, it's a pretty blurry line between me and the characters that I do.
But you grew up in a world, I mean, you got this from seeing people that are like that, right? Like I feel like I do an impression of a Bogan in Australia because I was standing next to these assholes and they were talking in a way where it was pretty easy. If you're near them, it's easy to impersonate them. It would be harder for Telly to do an Australian Bogan.
But it's easy for me because I grew up with thousands of these morons saying that stuff around me. Yeah, same thing. So you have friends that talk like you? First of all, I would say that I'm probably would be bullshit.
And if I acted like I wasn't the Tennessee equivalent of a Bogan, is that what I understand Bogan's being? Yeah, I think Red Jackson, Bogan's pretty similar. Right, yeah, exactly. Because I had a very white trash.
You like burning. Me too. Yeah, let's bring Ryan. Bring Kigman.
Pretty hot to hate a burger. We love having a real bad day and somebody just does a burnout. You did make my, you did cheer me out for sure. I had somebody like we're in like high school college.
I had a lot of time to be a pampered drunk and going to leave a party and get in the truck. And people would be yelling at him and calling him and putting stuff if he didn't like do a burnout on my own. You ain't got to hurt on it if you don't have any shit putting fucking shit. I would my dad do a burnout at the front of a party and then slide into the hitney's wheel on the curb as he flew out of the donut.
And then he turned around and parked out the front of the party and he got out of the car and fell over and started vomiting on his hands and knees. And everyone was like, yes, Steve. Yeah. And everything.
When I grow up, I'm going to be, you know, me like that. Right. Yeah. You see, look like a badass.
It is pretty rad. But so like in my hometown, which is in rural Tennessee, first of all, my accent, as you hear it right now, is like, is less than a little bit from when I was a kid. So it was thicker when I was a kid. But also when I was a kid, I got made fun of in that town for like talking proper, like talking like basically I just use words with multiple syllables and shit like that.
And I like to listen trying. I was the smart parents make you read books or do you would just a guy that I was just the smart kid. Matter of fact, I left that town like thinking I was good, well hunting. Like that's how smart I thought I was.
Like I literally thought I was like a prodigy because they were pretty low. The bar was low. The bar was low in my town and I was like, yeah, in my town. Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably. He's my question. You got friends that talk like you. And you make a character that is over the top of you and over the top people from your town.
And then you live in your town. Right? So not now. Okay.
Oh, you don't know. I live out here now. Okay. But you see, do you have friends?
I go back to my town. And do they go, Hey, man, how's that whole making a career out of making fun of us going? Well, no, some of them are like that. But it's more that yeah, I have for sure I've lost friends over this, but it's like, but it's the.
So for people that don't know what we're talking about, like I'm the liberal redneck is called and I do a bunch of like super liberal shit and really redneck fashion. And like it's the stereotypical rednecks were super conservative and everything who are pissed about it. It's not the ones that are just like from there in the book. Cause again, the voice is just that's just my voice and also like all the cultural parts, the fucking burnouts and the, you know, the canned meat and the fucking, you know, smoking and pills and all that shit, like country music, whatever trucks.
Like I got a lot of love for all that stuff. I feel like I don't if I make fun of that it's from like an inside place. You know what I mean? Like I'm allowed to do it or at least I should be because that's how I grew up.
But I love all that shit. You know, do you still have like family, Thanksgiving and stuff? Not, I mean, no, because my family, there's not a lot of us left and the ones that are left. We're not like, we're not going home for the holidays.
I'll say like my sister, my mom, my, my, my information, my mom, my uncle, but it's not big gatherings. I'll go to my wife's family. She got a huge family and those are big gatherings, but they mostly just don't talk to me all that much. There's the answer to the question.
I was looking for you. Yeah, I know people always wonder that. But also like I'm not my wife and a lot of my other friends that are like me, progressives from the rural south. They are like the blue sheep of their family or whatever.
But I'm honestly really not. Like I'm kind of was, I'm kind of just the way I was raised to be. Like my dad was like, he wasn't a musician. He was a real rock and roll dude, long hair, you know, smoked pot fucking loved.
Raised me on the Beatles, the boss and Bowie. He loved like David Lynch and shit and like he owned a video store. He was really into like foreign movies and wild shit and stuff. And he wasn't racist or any of that shit.
And so like, and he like hated George Bush, you know, so like I was pretty much just, I was kind of raised to be, you know, a lefty despite where I grew up. But that is very rare. I was going to say, yeah. I will remind you that you took these days as racist against cursing.
Yeah, I know what I say. I'm sorry. I think we slip up. I've said a few years ago.
I'm so not used to having to think about that on podcast. You say it. Just like you live. Yeah.
Like people live. Yeah, I never thought I'd work for terrestrial radio, but apparently I do. But yeah, no, I'm glad you just sort of validated that thing I said about the bogans or whatever earlier because I've gotten that impression before. I'll see like, if I see a video on the internet and it's like it just, scrolling through Reddit or something, video pops up in the sounds, not on.
You can't hear them or whatever, but it's like a bunch of like wild looking white dudes doing some crazy shit. Yeah. I'm always like, they're either rednecks or they're in Australia and I don't know which one, you know, or they're boogans. Like without turning the sound on, I can't tell which one it is.
It's interesting. Like, how is it made the redneck or the bogan? How does that like, you know, there was a time where none of them existed and then somebody grew up in a town where they made buggies or like what was the first redneck bogan thing that anyone did? Well, I mean, poor to dank, poor some kind of animal.
Oh, wow. You said the first. You don't think it was like a baby step? No, no, no, because I think like the end of the road.
I don't think so. But you can go further. I think you can go further. I think there's way more precedent for that meaning like maybe somebody that makes it less.
Like people were pork and donkeys in the middle ages. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a long and story tradition of basicity in the American or the American, the human species, the human race. Like you think in peasants wasn't porking the pigs and sheep and stuff?
I know they did that. I honestly never thought of it. I know they also a bogan and I should have thought of it and done it, but I haven't. No, they put the, they put like both the peasant and the pork animal, whether it's a donkey or whatever.
They put them both on trial for buggery and then like hang on both and stuff. Man, is it really not? No, of course not. Give the pig a scarlet letter.
Draw the letter. Yeah, no. Shame. He comes to Slutting Pig.
Ever came to tow? Never came to tow? Just walking through town. Boom!
Boo, you slutting pig! Slutting pig. They would have people who like knew the animals come and testify on their behalf. And that donkey's not a slut.
I've known that donkey for years. If only they could show them. She is a chast you know God-fearing donkey who would never whore herself out of the way. What about a bunch of Slut pigs, like they all get branded or they put the arm band on.
But then it accumulates where there's like a hundred Slut pigs. And then they all have a meeting and a pig shit. Let's take this shit. Let's go to the next level.
Yeah, they can't learn everybody. I don't know about the the sled part, but pigs during the time I'm talking about pigs did run in like gangs by pigs Like took over towns and stuff and ran brand I got a big one. Oh, yeah, right. Well, I did it back then too Well, I don't think they were not for slutty raisins for those kids In the bush pecan and we had a big campfire and there was like an earthquake He feeling and the guys that are good pecan is said get up in the tree and I was like what pretty to go He's like get out the tree, you know, okay, I think I was like about 12 So he helped me get onto a branch and then I'm up on the branch and then like 20 30 of them Yeah, just ran through the fire right the fire like they were going at they saw the fire and they all ran at the fire and just blew The fire up everywhere and took off the other side.
What the it was like a horror movie So you experienced that but that that scenario is the type of thing that like a lot of rednecks like living genuine fear of every day Just going to the bank and stuff it would I'm saying that how they'll justify needing like Because you never know well, you know what that is gonna show up if I had a bazooka in a couple of like assault rifles I probably could have killed all the pigs. Yeah, I did it. I get up in helicopters and you know Yeah, I think that's the easiest way to kill a pig the shot is difficult But you're not on the ground with them because when I would shoot him one time it came at me I shot it in the head and it hit the ground screaming and just got back up and flick the Giant dog Like 20 feet with his task like snap the yeah color off him and ragdolled him and then come running at me with a hole already in his head Yeah, that's a there's not they're not normal. They're they're very beastly It's weird to code a peak because right because I see in the farm and then that pig that was running at me That's not they're not related.
I've also heard and I don't know if there's a tradition I think I should say that I could have fact checked but I never have because I just generally don't do that but they I've heard that like the regular farm pigs can turn I'm not saying a pig can turn into a wild feral pig But like if farm pigs get loose into like an area that they will like morph into the feral lady Is there any truth to that you grew up with pigs the pigs that I grew up with we just shot in the face and eat though Yeah, which is what you should do. Yeah, wow that Ontario means more police and prosecutors making sure my car doesn't get stolen it means building new jails to keep criminals behind bars And it means there's no need to worry when I play at the park We're making every corner of Ontario safer to make all of Ontario safer. That's how we protect Ontario for all of us Learn how it Ontario dot C a slash safer Ontario paid for by the government of Ontario And I'm saying I don't know if it's them or like they reproduce and in the next batch is like more feral whatever But I'm just I've just heard like I've just had like you got domesticated pigs that get out and you will before long have a feral pig Problem as a result of them getting out is what I was told well Complete bullshit. I mean that would happen us.
I mean eventually you go pretty fair We're right you're saying like zombie movies you remember that guy the kid in Mad Max to with the metal boomerang Mm-hmm. He's pretty cool. Yeah, I don't make it his life sucks See you you I think could be that yes Yeah, like in that because like people watch post-apocalyptic stuff and picture themselves as one of the people in it I'm always like I won't be there. I'll be long dead before you know it gets to that point But like you I think people yeah, you're you're you're type of guy would make it You're like like crocodile Dundee is that kind of guy moving to the big city you're like if the kid from Mad Max moved to the big smoke Yeah, yeah, it's not yeah, you're pretending to be educated You're definitely right at least a kernel of truth to what you're saying about the pigs this whole feral pig thing that we have in the west coast Candice got it now Texas has got it that's the people going around in helicopter shooting at him is all from some family was keeping some like Fancy Spanish pigs right a couple hundred years ago And a couple of them got loose and that is the feral pig problem right so yeah, it's not like a It's not like if your cat got out all the sudden you're gonna have like you get mauled by leopards Bob I get nolly In the bush in Australia feral cats are the number one they like the alpha of the bush because we don't have Tigers and wolves we have like deer and kangaroos and every kind of venomous spider and yeah But they don't like actual a beast that comes out of the bridge and attacks you there's the craziest thing that can come out Like you guys are in the bush and you like what's that it could be a bear right?
It could be a bear so to me you got that bird that after people up don't you what I don't have a This is a bird that you go. Oh, no, it's like a it's like a dinosaur looking bird like a oh and emu No, no, no the war with the emu's right there. No, it's a weird. Maybe something.
I don't know it's not it's come on You know I know is it a flying bird? No, no, it's a running bird It's a big big big like running bird with black feathers and like a red head and their wild looking cassowary cassowary Wow, yeah, yeah, can you know that sounds familiar? Wait, can you pull stuff up on her you pull up a cassowary you guys are gonna look at this I'm not afraid of that bird, but it kills people. I don't think it kills people I've just heard that you know they're like a You don't hate to say this being in the strain and all but a lot of creatures in Australia seem like yeah That's the word out in America.
It's a freaking emu, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying is bigger than I've just heard They're like it's a sexy emu it is a set you're right. It is way sexy. Yeah That's what I put my goal you call that real quick because it is I am starting to chop up that is a delightful color That's kind of me if I was a bird that is yeah, it's fruity, but it's dangerous absolutely That's what they call me on the streets I figured that out or remember that I know I hate when that happens because I thought for sure he would know what I was talking about As soon as he didn't I was like oh no, I've noticed that Americans think that it's amazing that any of us So many creatures that they're trying to kill you right?
No, I'm not even just creatures. You got plants to write. There's a there's a plant I've been here. We hear these stories about Australia There's a plant yeah, there's a plant that like a soldier was like you know using the big pooping in the woods Wap his ass with it was this particular In any killed himself because it hurt so bad and then of horses get into these plants They'll jump off cliffs and stuff what it's got a wild name.
It's like I can't believe it. I know this isn't it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta find that There has never been a thing that happened to anybody that was so bad that they decided to kill themselves to make it in It's something from that story. I don't know in the face of the indomitable spirit like he was by himself with a food for like a week or Something and he's butthole the sewers. This is from discovery.com.
The thing that's true The suicide plant has the most painful stingers in the world known as gimpy gimpy in Australia and get out Oh, gimpy gimpy Mike and so and salot in what I don't know how they talking papa papa pop all new Guinea I did pop a new Guinea papa new Guinea. Yeah, I mean there's a spot right next to my mom New Guinea exactly. Oh, yeah, gimpy gimpy the suicide plants got these little threads on it They get in your they get in your skin and it's supposed to hurt like a gun shot or something horses eat it They trip out and become suicidal no it like hurts so bad that they just kill themselves It's gotta make it stop. Okay, this is so foot like I still want to go to Australia for the record because I feel like I'm making it sound like I feel like in fear of Australia.
I don't read all these things, but I feel like you're right about Americans though Using weeds to wipe your butt is I mean what the hell yeah, I think suicide's already an option for me My butt you gotta have toilet paper man like I've taken poopy to the bush But I've never taken a poopy in a bush and just look for like a tree branch or something like it's one That's like toilet paper. We're not that well. That's like classic like boys got trying and type stuff I remember I knew a guy that used to wipe with no toilet paper and then you go washes hands I've heard of that and I remember we he did a poopy in a park and he was like a bigger kid too Yeah, he came out of the woods and his whole hand was completely pooped and he was like running after us and stuff And I'm like what did you just did you grab one and squeeze it with your hand because it was yeah? His whole hand was poopy all right.
That's the that's the bogey inside of the room redneck Can you see or raise that story? Well actually no this isn't even I heard it The person I immediately thought of that I heard that It was actually the beloved bark crusher told a story I've given that a shot once wait But pooped into he said he didn't poop into his hand He wiped his butt with his hand because he was in a public restroom and realized an F-till paper He watched it and then he was like I wasn't so bad or something I don't know he told him on podcast. I remember the specifics I remember there was a guy on a podcast black guy. Yes, I saw that poop into his hand Yeah, you know that you didn't he caught it at the teepee correct He put a toilet paper in his hand under his butt pooped into the toilet paper covered hands was and then I guess deposited it into the water No splash.
He thought that he didn't do that you would get beside his kiss. I guess That's a poopy hand guy right there. Yeah, I'm trying to avoid being a poopy hand guy. Yeah.
What is it with white people in? In little areas where like a Sex with an animal seems to be like it's either a joke But it seems like a thing that's potentially more of a thing that could happen if you are from that There's more limited options I do so like my first like in the summer time I worked for the clay County highway department, right? Which was like a very redneck job to have I was a teenager So I was like we dating around guardrails and simple stuff like that or shoveling coal mix and the pot holes or whatever But I worked with all these dudes has been there for 34 years redneck dudes And there was this one old guy there Walter and I still to this day I don't know if they were if it was just if he was just trolling if he just thought it was funny because again I was a cow 17 whatever and they're like Walter tell him about you like tell about you old ladies Walter tell about your girlfriends You know and this dude Walter would just openly talk about Porking his cows having sex with his cows and hold yeah He said he'd be like he said he had one train so good that when he opened the gate she would lift her tail He said he would give tips like you gotta have a stump that's the right height or whatever He said that you could like if they start giving you you know, you know, you know like not if they start Resisting oh It's not a rape of cows what this dude's telling me Oh, you know me directions on how he way says you take your your fingers and put them in their nostrils like that Pull them back and then elects a doom or whatever and they and the dudes the other dudes at this place We're like no laughing like you know, they're laughing about it So I still I kind of think that maybe this was like a thing that he did to like Yes with the young guys like to you know fuck with him Because it definitely he's the only person in that town I ever heard even joke about it And I still think he might have been joking, but he was like I wish I could show you guys Walter because they were tougher back Then well, he didn't seem like he had to compare like, you know, like he didn't seem like the type of dude to draw up Ruses you know him to make other sorts of jokes. No, not really Did he have a sort of wingspan that would allow a man to reach all of my god?
I think about that depend on the size of the cow. I guess not because those and be in the cow at the same time That's a good point. That's a good point. I didn't think about that at the time Remind me again why we can't legalize prostitution right the same people who would you know There was some dude in Texas who tried to argue and I don't know why you want to be the guy that you know dies on this hill But some dude in Texas tried to argue that BCI Should be legal as long as we're gonna and I maybe he was trying to make the opposite argument But he was his point was if we're gonna eat them we should be able to pork them Yeah, you know, he's like if we're gonna slaughter him and eat them you tell me you can't have sex with him There's gonna be a live after that that's stupid, you know So maybe he was making like a like a vegan point or something.
He was coming up in that direction I don't know trying to highlight the hypocrisy of the evils of eating them rather than the joys of porking I don't know but anyway, that was his argument. That's a tough argument. I would want to make it Yeah, I think about that yeah, right stuff thinking about it already That guy lives young up, you know, I can Scotland or whatever or also news aland drive like the running joke is Cheap cheap section. Yeah, no, I can say and it's not a limited half Australian and half New Zealand And every time I would go to either place there would always be somebody would go Oh, you're Australian.
I heard you guys bang sheep and I'll be like because when I heard the sign behind the reverse Yeah, I only New Zealand is in Australians both bang sheep, right? I never did mean either I knew a guy that said he did but I was like that yeah Where he was saying and I was like you have right right? Yeah, right? It's just one of those Australian the older Australian guy has to tell a young Australian guy that when you get older you're gonna Bone a sheep off a cliff because they push back.
Yeah, I heard that one. Yeah, I'm out of the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass Very satisfying right. Yeah, see I find this all very people splatter themselves that the average form animal would be complicit in his act It's a weird thing to brag about right, but if it's fake and you just want to see people's faces when you tell them that you love sheep, yeah, I See that I see the humor in that yeah, I like your podcast. Oh, which one putting on ears.
Oh, thank you I'm glad you brought it up and have any got of putting on there I mean podcast I have three yeah, but putting on there's as much recent one and it's like One of the one of the three is strike politics, right? And then there's the oldest one which is just kind of us you know BS and around putting on there's is we're making this other Hill Billy Coriforster we talk about fancy people stuff and it's a it's a great time And I think it's just you know meant to be funny like we're not we got no message or anything What do you mean fancy stuff fancy people stuff like you know Like fancy wines or like Faber J eggs or Marie Antoinette or the Queen or like Coronations or mega yachts or any of that type like rich or fancy people stuff because we're trash what about very expensive license plates no, I haven't done that one yet We did the other day should check it out. Okay. We'll know the names depending on what it says They're like a million dollars.
Well, we can always that I try to find the The like place with a vindigram over last between trashing and fancy people so like a cousin in for example Yeah, no, no, no, Billy. No, Billy. I'd like to you know keep the bloodline pure sex extra cousins and everybody That's just like what they're supposed to do, but you know redneck sport their cousins. It's a problem all of a sudden, okay Yeah, that's right one of them keeps the bloodline pure the other one makes the bloodline worse by doing and that's fine Exactly kind of in that episode that's sort of what I landed on I was like here's best I can tell it's all about your blood, you know like if you got some real sweet fancy blood pork your cousin keeping in the family But if you got sorry trash blood, you probably shouldn't pork your cousin, you know That's not everyone in a shave hook in their cousin.
You don't you don't remember anyone or no I will more into shape Yeah, what would you call a cousin anyway like I mean like I kiss my cousin you did or you would I did nice When I was really I was posted to someone who had a cousin. What's that? Oh about it? Yeah, no you marriage.
What what degree of if it's a cousin you can do it, right? I think it was second I think it was one of these situations because like I can recall when there were big family gatherings Like one side would meet up with the other side and cousins that were like 16 or 17 It was only natural that the boys and girls would be like I'm nine But I'm pretty sure they're like flirting they're talking like something could potentially happen here And there's nothing necessarily wrong with that. I think this chick met she didn't grow up around the person I didn't finger or anything and there you go. Oh, it's all I mean that would have been I've never had any cousin love and experiences But like if it's like a third cousin or something that ain't my sister's even count daughter.
My mom's daughter Oh, okay, your mom's sister's yeah, that's your that's your first cousin. Yeah. Yeah, that's yeah That's like the most everybody can be yes. I didn't sleep with the shape Did how well did you to know each other not very well see that's the thing because supposedly this is like the biological loophole We're not evolved to be able to identify family relations because just how would the body do that we're evolved so that we're supposed to be Sexually repulsed by people we grew up around so like if you had a nanny You're not gonna be able to see your nanny that way even though you have no relation Whereas there are instances where people are you could be a twin separated at birth and you could meet 30 years later And it could be game on because there's your body doesn't know that you're related to that person I mean I've that makes complete sense to me.
Yeah, it was only one time Michael. I did not continue the relationship I respect that about you. Thank you. You know when to say when well I went back to Australia So that stopped it but it was one time to do it Speaking of kings and corn nations We actually touched on the same thing on our respective pods the was that the nonsense that they were supposed to put on Prince Charles's Yeah, the anointing oil day.
Well, they're still doing that I think it's just they remove it and I put in the whale or the cat the civic civic cat see I've ET Whales something from like a whales gut and then something from a civic cats Blood or something. I don't remember but yeah, they took both of those out now like what's the point? You know not gonna get any king powers out of that useless snack oil stuff. You take all those are the best parts Yeah, just but you'll be now exactly if you don't have a whale in it why even try not Mikey now But I was like confused why they even have a first place me too I thought the same thing you must have right like cat blood it shows up holding a bag of that going way I probably was some dude who big whale probably pushed it on them.
Yeah big whale man You got to watch out for them, but they're going in the other direction now big whale trying to you know keep us from whales and wailing Sorry for all that you know, yeah, I saw that's actually become like a conservative I don't know where you draw the line between just talking point conspiracy theory that They're setting up wind farms on I think the east coast around New Jersey and a certain amount of whales Just end up they beach themselves and they die and it's become this thing and far right See this whale it died because of wind power. Are you happy now? Those windmills are absolutely homicide It's crazy the amount of because they also say that they just murder birds and droves and you think I'm sure like some birds line Windmills and get sploded and you know what else a line of windows of course. Yeah, right?
They're stupid fine all kinds of stuff, but like yeah, I didn't know they were blaming whale deaths on the windmills too though But that's that's pretty wild well. They care a lot about the collateral damage caused by creating energy always have yeah Absolutely, especially where the environment is concerned exactly exactly when meals do we have I don't know I'm not gonna drive through West Texas There's a whole whole bunch. I'm talking to you. Yeah, so these are off in the ocean I don't know how many they built like how many there's in the ocean Bruce Springsteen personally commissioned off the coast of the Jersey Shore So see I don't know about that.
I just know the ones in Palm Springs as they are Very much. No, I spent a lot of money for things that don't really turn. Yeah, I saw those wow yeah, I didn't yeah I didn't even know they could put a windmill in the ocean. Oh, they can do wonderful things Yeah, I don't know why you would just put it under which then the water would turn it probably a lot faster than yeah, right water Water comes maybe they did maybe that's how maybe the whale got sad when you saw there's a giant fan in his backyard And then he decided to kill himself.
I do that will whales kill themselves all the time. Yes, that's irrelevant Go on cuz I've got enough I've got a thing about a Aquatic mammal killing itself, but what do you mean whales kill themselves all the time? Themself we don't nobody really knows why you know, but I sound sad like their songs and stuff they seem to be there seem to be mournful or I think it's hard to not sound sad when you're humongous People sound upbeat and really big people Lollipop guild Like what is speaking Gonzalez? He was super I got like like a snuffle off a kiss It's like his voice is huge.
Yeah, the whales are like Robert Smith of the cure a bit you're the giant did not say on that I'll be no no he sounded like a 45 record played at 33 right no Yeah, did he drank like a hundred beers a day because just to you know stop feeling things I'm pretty great French American. Yeah, he was absolutely so I didn't know that but I was gonna ask if you guys know about it's kind It's a relatively famous story at this point. I think but you made me think of it You guys know about the dolphin who fell in love with that researcher lady that was jacking hit off I knew this way we're gonna go and when she stopped jacking it off He got depressed and killed himself cuz she broke up with him or whatever Why would you break up with him because it was the research wasn't painting out it was getting out of control He was getting to the right relationship was getting to whatever so that's ridiculous This is like the federal government funding a study that had something to do with us trying to learn how to communicate with dolphins right? It wasn't like about their winners and it wasn't about Jay wasn't a dolphin sex study It was like let's learn how to communicate with dolphins study and this lady was running to do it and it's dolphin I don't know if you guys know but dolphins are a little bit right be a little bit, you know a little bit a little bit of a little bit peppy lipierish or whatever and I heard they bone other dolphins blow holes Yes, I heard that also like fish heads and stuff and rip a fish apart and you ever seen a frog a monkey bone a frog No, I'm not from school though frog guys.
Yeah, I would imagine Pind on the monkey, I guess but I guess pretty much any monkey in any frog some frogs are real But anyway, so I was like She The customers was just been all based The lady could not get the dolphin to pay attention because he was too like riled up and everything all the time so her the solution She landed on was to jack him off So you know get the baby better off the brain and then he would listen right so she did that and then he would settle down They could have their like sessions so it was just like practicality for her But the dolphin was really into this right and he like gets super attached to the lady And she realized this becoming a problem. I think the funding gets pulled or something she goes off the project He's sad because his girlfriend left or is jack her off her left And he and he killed himself by like floating to the bottom and not coming up or whatever dolphins can kill themselves Yeah, so you think you had never ejaculated in your entire life and then you did consistently and then it's and then your source went away And then for the first time you really internalized what it meant to have no hands I tried to tell people about that with anal. I feel like it's like I'm gonna do it But there's like a thing in there that's just like jerking off. I've heard that it's like why not try it because you don't want to be gay Like so It's more about what the other stuff that's in my butt for me.
You gotta watch out Right, see I don't know about that I've always had like sensitive guts and stuff and like I just it's more about that It's like if anything's gonna go my butt. I think about what else is inside my butt. Oh, that's I don't like that's a bummer. Yeah It's a problem.
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta like make plan you gotta like plan and go to a process to get down for that No, I can watch out in like 15 minutes. Sometimes it's a bad day and it takes like half an hour Yeah, but you got an apparatus. Yeah, it's attached to the shower metal cord little metal thing on the end and you put that in You and turn the tap on and bubs your uncle no go I might come back another time How does that feel feels weird be used to it?
Yeah, now it's just like normal Does that have other isn't that similar to like a colonic or something? Yeah, but I heard that doesn't actually do anything Yeah, me too, but I don't know people's judging by me washing myself out like once or twice a week I don't think it does anything. I think I'm losing weight or yeah, but better athlete. I better gut health I don't think it's giving me better God help either.
I think people are probably right that it does clean out the it's like cleaning your toilet It's clean until somebody poops again, you know, I mean like the colonic cleans everything out But guess what you're already It's just an unwinnable war. I feel like if you eat something bad and then the next day you wash it out it like gets it out faster Do you then feel better? Yeah, like yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, is there anything else we can talk about? I feel like a really low Apologize I don't know All that I wanted to ask you something so you mentioned somewhere along the way that people come up to you and like sort of like Apologize to you for having to endure growing up in the south and it's sort of like misinterpreting your message Obviously you see a lot of things about the south that need changing correcting updating But I think people miss that at the same time you are able to maintain like a real affection for the south Yeah, absolutely huge. I miss the south all the time People get you guys say people talk about the south, but they don't know anything about the south those people What aren't they getting? What are we all miss?
Well, just in terms of just starting with the people I think the type of people you're talking about the type of people who would feel that way who would feel like oh God I'm so glad you escaped or whatever and you just surrounded like bloodthirsty frothing, you know Bigoted lunatics all the time or whatever and it's like we're just talking about this in one of my podcast the other day The people are not like it's surprising even to me sometimes the opinions that some people hold given how they act in person meaning like They're lovely a lot of fun Like anybody that grew up in the south is known people has people in their family like who like they love dearly who got some wild Depends about stuff, you know what I mean? Like cuz they're because they don't treat people that they treat people well Interpersonally like one-on-one they're sweet to everybody But then they just have all these so it's like people think they're just like monstrous or whatever But they're not they're nice and like a good like practical example of the dynamic. I'm talking about I told you about my dad earlier My dad was like this rock and roll dude godless, you know didn't go to church what now with the Lord He hated George Bush Democrat all that stuff everybody in this tiny town So everybody knows all of that about him right my dad dies in 2013 pancreatic cancer and When he died we had like the feet we cremated him we had the funeral service and it's also a very very economically destitute town very economically depressed Everybody there's poor as hell. There's like no job.
No money. No nothing right? So after the service I went there and I'm talking to the funeral director and I was like okay So how much is all that how much am I gonna have to you know Pay you cuz he already told me we set a plan or whatever and he was like you don't owe me anything And I said why not he was like well everybody in town just kind of shipped in and covered it Right and they and they no no one said word to me about that I know I did that happen until after it already happened like they just did that without anybody bringing it up or saying Or anything and my dad was like kind of you know an outlier or whatever in this town Like he didn't fit in culturally in a lot of ways But they still did that like without a second thought basically they just automatically did it You know what I mean? So it's like so I have a complicated relationship with those people in places like that You know like I love them even if I get annoyed by it sometimes But also like just like I said other culturally and shit like I'm super into like football games bonfires going out on the lake and fishing and like I love country music But not the type of I on the radio at all you know like a bunch of like country boy stuff like I love You know so like culturally I still do this like the new country dude It pains me to say that many of them do and I don't know how like like the old stuff as well or just the new stuff Usually yeah usually they do confusing to like old good country any person and then still I know this new stuff is any Southern or ever made I feel like is on the same wavelength as me and I don't even necessarily mean politically I just mean like you know Has any we're all in universal agreement that the new country sucks, right?
But it seems like it's the worst thing there is like it's the worst genre music There is in my opinion. Yeah, I agree and uh, but there's there is country music that's being made right now That's not on the radio. That's awesome though. Yeah, like why why is it not on the radio?
Yeah, cuz it doesn't make us money whatever I guess like I mean I think I can explain it I think there's plenty of people like cuz new countries look basically 80s music with like a cowboy hat on a red So well they also do now they've got a lot of hip-hop elements in it You watch some of the dude like hiccup like you watch these videos from these like new country songs Sometimes they'll have straight-up rap verses in it But even if they don't they're kind of doing like rap hands and stuff while I'm like it's like it's awful It's so bad, but anyway, but what were you gonna? I know this flies in the face of what you just said, but I still believe in what I'm about what I'm about to say I think like let's say during the 80s might have had somebody who like like to love a Whitney Houston song That's what they listen to on the radio But they could understand that like stairway to heaven or dream on was a great song So I think it's possible to appreciate real country, but still want to listen to this new garbage all the time I honestly believe that it has become It's people who don't want to be threatened by the changes in the culture and I don't want to say white But I can't think of a better word for Steve Earl Steve Earl said that new country music was going to go off I just said a minute ago. He said that it was a hip-hop for people who are afraid of black people Right exactly like the hip-hop that they've got is deeply influenced by MC Scott cat who used to collaborate He was great. That's the level that they're comfortable with and I really think it's everybody like you may not realize You may think you're the whitest guy imaginable But you like grew up listening to dr.
Draen snoop and even when that sensibility gets into your rock or whatever You don't even notice it because it's normal to you There's some people who just like never been able to get comfortable with any element of non old-school straight-forward mono culture Big three networks white entertainment and country is just like where here's your wonder here's your wonder bread With grilled cheese sandwich nothing is going to challenge the way that you live and you're a community Don't be a racist to enjoy that you just have no point of contact whatsoever with anything other than mainstream old-school white I really like metal music and if metal music just started doing a lot of rap verses and Poppy like mainstream beats playing I would be out it did That's why I think you're death punch yeah, but they're like new metal thing and all those types of bands They kind of are like that and I presume you don't like them No, I was really bummed out about those guys I used to hurt my feelings like I would hear excited work on his radio show and I had to play it and sometimes I'd Listen while it was playing and I'd be like wait a minute. What is this and my boss would be like dude Don't say it. I'm like this is the worst band I've ever heard and the show got successful from having a DJ that was Offended by the music that was coming out today because it was just it was like rubbing your face in it It was like just they were like oh, this is what people like them We're gonna make the catchiest jerk-off song that's gonna have one of those little high-pitched guitar go We like it has to do the high-pitched thing. I'm like well is with you You said the catchiest little jerk-offs on the people that that's the other element of the new country think there's YouTube videos You can find it they layer a bunch of different new countries on top of each other and they just mailed together because it's like There's literally a formula like they follow the same formula.
They're in distinguished nickel back Yeah, when it's like and it's all and it's all this pan bow burn I'm a great bit a few specials ago a song you did about new country and it's all just pandering where it's like you know It's all dirt roads cold beer blue jeans. All right. What about the text messaging thing? I noticed that's a big thing in pop country where they talk about using your phone Yeah, like that's just not country to me.
No, I'm not very good But when you bring up like that you're DMing somebody It's like there's like there's a country zoomer like the kids that are in the town like I grew up in now But that are kids, you know what I mean? It's like that stuff is like for them. I think it's like pandering to the you know It's I just know why not just get into pop music if you like popular music Yeah, why not just listen to Rihanna like what is this pop music doesn't like get that they live on a dirt road Yeah, okay, okay like it's like that I Don't know with a rhin stone pants on well. I know that's all the artists are like yeah total frauds style thing So yeah, you know like I got a beard so you know I'm country It's trimmed and immaculate and I also have makeup on yeah, you know I'm a pop out I just like when they hold the red solo cup Yeah Just in their hand like right make no mistake about I'm one of you I remember lemme came on the show and he his his people brought those cups and and a bottle of Jack Daniels Yeah, Diley for him, right and he was because when he showed up he was not happy I was scared because then he didn't look happy and I was like oh no, you know like the greatest metal dude ever Is like kind of bummed out and then he had some Jack in his little red cup and he and then he came around big time And made me play his entire album and I didn't argue I was just like he's a player next one I'm like yes, I mean I will but then after like half a bottle no no no I had to go to the store and get more He drank a whole lot and bring he didn't bring like the big one I thought I think they thought the little woman's okay for him before lunch for a session Yeah, he wanted it I think he's also supposed to be there for 15 minutes and decided to hang out for an hour and a half So I also can't smoke and he smoked he changed my through the entire interview yeah And just no one was gonna say that any and my boss was looking at me like yeah, man Yeah, I was like this am I in trouble for him smoking a cigarette?
It's like nobody. It's like yeah Yeah, we got a handout a small number of exemption cards on nose like I know Keith Richards It's just like famously a lot of places nobody else gets to smoke like I think just let him wear a thing around his neck It's just didn't make a better interview if he didn't get a cigarette and he didn't get a whiskey It would have been a really bad interview and it would have been over pretty quick But instead I got to do over an hour with the great lemme. Yeah, he showed me what he loves about his new album It was it was legendary. I mean I kind of wish you know just anybody could you know Smoke a cigarette in a situation like that if it makes them I'll give you a more uncomfortable one same building because we were in a recording studio We had a little studios in the bathroom and Aerosmith guy Tyler comes into my little studio while I'm live on the air and he's like hey man.
That's good I'm like cool. Hey, hey boss tells me guys get pretty cool show hang out and then he hung out and he's like I listen my new album. I'm like yeah man for sure then he took me and Katie into a studio So it's like four guys and me and Katie and he's like check out my new album and started playing his new album to me Yeah, I mean it wasn't to any of these guys had already heard it. He was like what do you think about my new album?
Dude, how did you handle it? You're just like yeah? I mean yeah, I didn't freak out or anything. That's right.
Yeah, that part. That was all right. Yeah, I like that He can block this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Forget this.
Yeah, just tell me like all the other stuff. He's done nothing to this song right now Yeah, but I could tell he was warming up how to pitch his song to the map to the people right because it was like He was selling it to the point where I couldn't even hear the song. He was just talking about how great this Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
I was like, yeah, I mean how could I not feel it? You're you're in the zero Smith. What is happening right now? Yeah, but it was still really cool I was just thinking about that the other day that we used to hear that stuff all the time walking through like you just hear them working on sessions and stuff and like nowadays I would have taken out my phone and I remember going home and saying I heard some stuff on the new airsmith that actually sounds kind of cool and I'm not like I would have stolen it put it all over the internet But that wasn't that's like a totally you couldn't just play a new airsmith album with a door open nowadays Do we even take a photo with him?
No, we have no recording in the conversation. We're lying. Yeah, I've never met him before. Yeah, well you really sold it Right.
Thank you. Yeah, I saw him like a week later on Melrose I was going to a beard place to get my beard trimmed and I could hear him talking and I'm like where the hell and he was in Some crazy super car that looked like a batmobile and it was a convertible and he was talking to somebody in the car so loud I can hear him telling the guy whatever he was like scarf situation Really tight pants with like a lot of different scarves that he attached anyway who do an ankle scarf Yeah, he would do an ankle scarf scarf scarf and then a couple around the neck. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder who would take longer to do Is driftees him or Johnny Deb?
Yeah, they'll be even yeah scars versus bracelets. I think Johnny's a bit slower He seems a bit slow lately. He does I want to crap on him because he's awesome, but he's bigger He got it goes back to your theory. Yeah, we get bigger.
You get slow You get big every breath you do and it's not bigger muscle all the muscles attached to the brain and moving with him There's a lot of His body that's arguing to go anywhere. It seems it's getting big. Yeah, he was never a shredded guy like when he was super hot He was in 21 jump-trader or Friday, Friday, Friday, no, sorry Freddy Krueger. He didn't have abs ever No, he's like a fat skinny guy.
Well when you when you get a change if you've got it I love Johnny Deb, too But I age if you got a like a couple hundred thousand dollar a month wine budget or whatever like you're gonna blow like that like oh yeah Good point, you know what I mean? It is there. You get older and it's like you party and get older You just start to kind of like puff. I noticed that's up 48 after 48 drinking the next day I'm like I look different Hmm like I don't look like what I usually look like and if I don't stop drinking it stays like that Right I feel like a lot of people are like of course it stays like I'm I drink one after work the end I'm not they don't you just accept your face coming off.
No, I got 51 my face is coming off Sometimes it's coming off and it's not my fault, you know like I didn't drink I didn't do anything I just wake up and I'm like whoa okay, I guess you know that's that's life I mean y'all I feel like I've been hung over from just like the food that I ate before Yeah, just like just like no booze drugs or anything and still feel hung over the next day because of just what I ate last night I eat a bunch of ice cream before I go to bed. I wake up like I had half a bottle of one Yeah, right I got a sauna or yeah, I got to sweat out the ice cream I had yeah, it's just shame in it because I remember back in the day I could eat a tub of ice cream and then go to the ramp I could be eating ice cream on the ramp like it was just Nothing everything burned off Also, it's just just like some people I always wonder like you see people just live like just hogs all the time Yeah, I mean like perpetually and I'm like do they feel like that all the time because I'm always like if they do I Don't know how they keep doing that so they must not right it becomes normal right and I do feel like we can get used to pretty much Anything yeah, I've got friends in Australia My dad passed away and he was a drinker, but he did every now and then he would do spontaneous exercises that are far past his level He was always a competitor Yeah, so he died trying to pedal up a mountain and then there's a guy that lives on the mountain that's friends of my stepmom Scotty's a little dude. He's in a motorcycle accident where he lost a piece of his legs He gets money from the government like the doll a bit more I guess but he drinks all the time right And he has like a big old belly and he's alive. Yeah, he's here right now He's there and I'm thinking how you know buddy is must be very like under a lot of pressure But if as long as you know doing a crazy sprints try to run up a mountain or anything We'll just keep on ticking.
Yeah, which most like career drinkers not in danger of doing that Yeah, they're not going to it's surprising how long the body can take it But I also sometimes I feel like it's a shame how pathetic the body is by you know Like when we're talking about eating ice cream and feeling sick the next day It's like whatever to them 50 give me a break ice cream gives me a hang on Well, it's almost like it's almost like counterintuitive because it's like the more you take care of yourself in that way The weaker your body is when it comes to that stuff and the more you punish yourself The more your body like toughens up to stay alive. Well, it's fine. Why can't you just be tough when I you know I'm like when I'm living right, you know what I mean? Like don't punish me But I guess that's how it maintains that you can be a little bit of you know When we were pretty sorry for humans and you got a life revolved around hunting and moving around all the time because I think it's consistency That does it like if you yeah, eat crap and then train like a maniac then eat crap don't sleep That's gonna work here But if you do all those things together then yeah, cuz I train a lot I do a lot of activities But I've done them in a way where I think it was overdoing it and now my body's like dude, you know I'm not my knees have never been better because of how much need damage.
I've no they're bad right enough pumped on that at all Yeah, the whole hunter-gatherer thing when I was like the most That like we're like the best endurance I mean I'm not I'm not that's what we have to terminate because we can sweat yeah Right some do sweating and other animals they can't like we just don't stop they slung distance they gas right they'll run they'll run And we can't catch them, but then they get time right now and we keep coming It's like if you take it from an animal's we're like to talk it's yeah, or Arnold and Even like Robert Patrick, you know he walked most of the time. Yeah, he would occasionally so he's Robert Patrick the T-1000 yeah good point. Yeah, you never because you could just keep running he was just gonna keep it was crazy because he could run Remember he ran after a car. Yeah a great run in that movie.
I thought but yeah Yeah, the wall was more just like very cocky. Yeah, but you think you could also just like ooze up and just like flow if you got like a Grab gravity's opening out or something getting to be self willfully move. I don't know it never showed it Yeah, yeah, remember he's like he oozed up and went into the helicopter Yeah, it's it so if you were like out on a thing in a lake he could make himself like a ooze puddle and go out there Yeah, right, but say I'm saying I wonder if the oozing would be faster could he get you through the toilet? Yeah, why not?
He could get Yeah, I know but if we're sitting on it totally comes up yeah into your anus and becomes you right well He can make himself a knife man too. So we take himself making knife out of himself and throw it No, right you need to be attached to it right don't think he can separate himself No, right like he separates into the ooze, but then that coagulates But even when it gets separated right remember he's like a bubbly thing or broken to shatter into billions of pieces and they Are right. So it's like so if you like chopped his hand off or something he could turn into a blade He could drop it off self throw into you then go get a ooze up and yeah, right? He could do that hypothetically he could do that.
Yeah, what if you could make two of him? I do little one little like small faster We're gonna be spreading to like 26 little ones that be tough to beat you think it'd be more tough than just the one hand because he's already pretty tough Yeah, like 20 so I think getting it when he gets a holly and he's one whole him That's pretty tough if he's if he's chasing you and then one of those little 25 hymns Like gets on your leg and step shoot like it catch your kiddies you've done me he's gonna have to be tactical because I'm pretty sure I can take one 26 of a Terminator, so yeah, I don't want to break idea. He's liquid metal But don't you think you could like step in you six? That's like stomping size, right?
Yeah, but you put a jar over him Carboard Come on Yeah, you're right strong is a full-sized T-1000 Punch you guys head off. Yes. Yeah That means if he's 25 125 that is not you're not gonna shatter my femur with a punch But he can he can throw a blade through your leg in and out the other side if all 26 of him are weaponized Yeah, well, yeah, well 126 just needs a handgun. No, because in carry it's gonna be the size of him But he can let only one 26 liquid T3 guy couldn't hold a gun.
He's very strong though. Yeah, but it got his biggest hand I know what to expect about this big right? Yeah, I mean she's the gun the gun's gonna kick you Which would not bother him these are a picture of the little putions from developers travel only Terminators the great movie. Yeah, they're blowing it, right?
It's not too late Cameron's too busy with blue people. Oh, yeah, I still haven't seen that you see the blue people I mean, I loved it. I like like just as good as the first one. I mean It's not like because it's not it's not all brand new You know what I mean like the first one was like that nobody's like I saw that in the theater in the whole world and everything about it Was like novel and the second one you're going back to it So it didn't have the same element of like oh, this is wild shit that I thought the first one had wait We go it's just still a bad out of titanium still no No, no, I just mean like the world of Pandora and the Navi and all that stuff was all introduced in the first one Okay, but now you know all that right like you've seen them you've seen them you've seen that world you've seen all that So it's but it's still a spectacle is something else thanks Cameron He's wild I'm pretty sure if you like watch the first one back to back with the second one in a theater You would notice the technological stuff.
Yeah, you're probably right Like put your finger on it, but I was there my dad. It's all in water So my daughter at a peak So I took her to the bathroom like three times and even just like standing there from the side of the screen Well, I was waiting for her to catch up to go to the bathroom like you're like I don't even feel like I'm looking at like I can't believe my eyes are seeing what they're seeing whatever He had to strip the 10 years that I felt any had to wait 10 years for technology to catch up to what do you script was for sure? Yeah, he's wild He like shows up like once a decade just crushes harder than almost anyone else ever except for him has crushed and then leaves for 10 Years again Well, it sounds like he leaves 10 years because he takes 10 years to make one of these movies Yeah, but you know they like yeah, then they make billions or whatever every time he puts one out So I think everybody's pretty okay with it. Well avatar to is great, but it doesn't hold a candle to your latest special tray.
Oh, well Thank you. Yeah, it's on a Bible on Amazon right now. You'll try Crowder calm and it's got the link to that and the tour stuff But yeah, it's called damn boy, and I really like your your podcast I know this sounds like damming with faith praise But you know some people always say check out this person's pot or maybe you like a comic see check out their pot and then it just like The first 30 seconds. There's just something about the way they comport themselves like I can't I don't like this I don't want to be here on one hang out with these people like just from the second I put your pot on I think oh these these guys aren't pissing you off at all and I know that's I mean that is fire to me that is such a huge compliment everybody pisses me out I was like guys are cool.
I get it. No, I think we have a lot of fun on that podcast It's it's silly and fun, you know, is it one a week? Yeah Friday, so you do three podcasts a week? Yeah, and then traveling at the same time Mm-hmm.
How's that when you got a bank podcast has that work? Normally with the traveling, you know I go out on the weekends to come back and so I try to put my podcast recording on like Monday, Tuesday Wednesday Okay, every now and if it's a problem the guys I do it with can we can move them around a little bit? So it hasn't I've made it work so far you've never been forced to do one on the road. Oh, yeah, you have well I've not done a real episode.
I've also got Patreon stuff and whatever I'll do Patreon stuff on the road, you know, but like a like a like a main episode I haven't had to do that yet. How many patrons shows do you do a week? Just one one hour time. Yeah for Patreon.
We got a patreon as well and what we where the conversation has ended here today is very Offered where we begin. Yeah, you might be better off visiting us on our patreon to be perfectly honest Yeah, we know the kind of comic here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, even though we kind of did a show on this podcast.
Yeah, I guess I've been I had fun Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, I don't mind at all. I hope it didn't uh if you guys up we're not making any money anyway Oh no, they're going to take our money. Oh, right.
We can't sell no ads. We should just do heroin and have sex on camera Every episode doesn't mean anything every word instead of saying words. Just say yeah, I'll come back to the funky junkies That's gonna catch you So sad so close to just doing that. Yep pretty much That'll be cool.
Well, yeah, thank you for coming by. This was awesome. You got you coming here around here I mean, you know like little like popping things. I had a tour show one hour show a couple weeks ago in Hollywood But I just did that so when that one was at Is that at the place and wow?
Feel like an idiot put me on the spot wasn't a club as a bar that does like I do comedy But also music and it's in Hollywood. It's where I think it's where I used to be or something like that It's like relatively newer the bourbon room to bourbon room every like in the last five years 1,000 Nashville hot chicken places have opened up You should just go you should be having open up an invitation to do spots at every Nashville hot chicken place Yeah, I have a family after that approve of I'm not surprised to hear that Yeah, I was gonna say that sounded like a terrible idea muggle Yeah, I don't I've also like every place has a natural hot chicken sandwich on their menu or whatever and I've honestly I've stopped ordering them So maybe there are some other good but I prefer a while I would try that and I never got one that was right out here I had a really good one out here, but I'm not good with really hot food So I had to poop and vomit at the same time for a brief moment, but it's a really good commercial I just realized Sam's hot chicken As long as you don't get the ghost pepper depends on who you are Tony Hawk had the ghost pepper one and got on a plane And he was fine, but I was not but it was tasty before my brains got burnt out of my anus Yeah, it do be like that sometimes those papers are a different thing, but but yeah now. Thanks guys I had a great time. Yeah, we should a tracrata.com check it out.
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