The Birth of a Turd

It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also: Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!” Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl. Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week). Jeff hates this guy he works with. The Asian Noise. Ferrari’s electric car, b/w electric car discussion. Baseball talk – the Cubs player who told that blonde to shut her face. Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen movie, b/w Scarlett Johansson in the next Batman movie. Jeff is trying to steal shopping cart money from Aldi. Hotel guests were woken up by a “vulgar message” over an emergency intercom. Jesse Epstein drops by. Jesse Ventura’s fight with Jim Norton. Brian can’t wait to go the Full Ben Franklin. A man fell through the ceiling at a gym. “Tardin’ ‘Round!” b/w face crabs and pussy related throat cancer. The original “Big Bang Theory” pilot is dog shit.