The Birth of a Turd

What this episode covers

It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also: * Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!” * Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl. * Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week). * Jeff hates this guy he works with. * The Asian Noise. * Ferrari’s electric car, b/w electric car discussion. * Baseball talk – the Cubs player who told that blonde to shut her face. * Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen movie, b/w Scarlett Johansson in the next Batman movie. * Jeff is trying to steal shopping cart money from Aldi. * Hotel guests were woken up by a “vulgar message” over an emergency intercom. * Jesse Epstein drops by. * Jesse Ventura’s fight with Jim Norton. * Brian can’t wait to go the Full Ben Franklin. * A man fell through the ceiling at a gym. * “Tardin’ ‘Round!” b/w face crabs and pussy related throat cancer. * The original “Big Bang Theory” pilot is dog shit.