"The Blues Will be Winn-a-Peggin the Jets Tonight!"

It's a wild one, folks. We kick things off by breaking down the NFL Draft—aka the annual tradition of judging 21-year-olds in suits like we're experts. Then, things get unexpectedly reverent as we talk about the passing of the Pope (RIP to a real one). But don't worry, it quickly devolves when we debate if 100 average dudes could take down a gorilla in a fair fight. (Spoiler: they can't.) Finally, we each reveal our Mount Rushmore of animals—because nothing says “quality content” like comparing dolphins to house cats. Thanks for listening! Smash that subscribe button, leave a comment, and tell us who's on your animal Mount Rushmore.