The Board of Ethical Actions v. Island Boys OnlyFans

You know, I never thought I'd have to think of this, yet here we are: a society where the Island Boys are boinking online. There is no more salvation, we have become the Mario 64 painting that takes you to the lava world. I imagine that was supposed to be hell? Either way this ain't it. Ace Reporter Sean will be watching the content and reporting back with all the vital details at a later date, once he restocks on molly and lube. Speaking of destroyed childhood, we also talk about Pokemon Sleep, which set the bar really low for people who swear by Pokemon. This also was not it. I've never seen a company go to mobile and then wreak havoc with microtransactions like this! All sarcasm aside though, this is pretty sad but at least the intention is good. The Bad Timeline patented "Pokemon Stroke," and we don't have to discuss that any further. Follow us where we be, Twitter, Twitch, Tik-Tok, etc! And we'll see you in 2 weeks!