The BTBs Write Creepy Pastas: 2023 Part 2

We're back for our second part to this year's Creepy Pasta episodes with stories written and performed by the Boob Tube Boys!There's no prompt this time around so expect chaos and mayhem as Van, Brian, and Spencer present their stories. First up is Brian's horror story "The Paleontologist 2: No Bones About It: Part 1" being read by Van. In this tale of intrigue several horribly vapid young people head to a rural city where stories of a terrifying figure who kills people with his monkey echo throughout the land...Brian next reads Spencer's tale "The New Deal... for the Undead." We transport ourselves back to that fateful day in 1933 when a strapping lad named Roosevelt was ready to give his famous inaugural speech to a crowd of adoring onlookers but just as he gets started something terrifying happens. He calls upon his friends and the power of his four mighty rings to save the country desperate for changeFinally Spencer takes the reigns and reads Van's story "A Scoundrel's Tale." Look, we know you're not stupid. You know what happens here. The question is always "which two Star Wars characters do it?" The answer may surprise youThanks for tuning in this year and stick around for another 365 days worth of Boob Tube Boys!