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On today's part of my take, the Milwaukee Bucks are your NBA champions. We talk about Game 6 and all time historic performance from Janus. Just incredible to watch. We're going to talk about the entire game, Chris Paul and the Suns, everything.

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We just watched an all time, all time performance from Janis and the Bucks, their champions. And I think it was, it's one of the top three or four game, six performances of all time. You know what's in the other's ours? Obviously Michael Jordan would be one.

The other would be LeBron James against the San Antonio Spurs. That's the game where they actually got that meme from with LeBron putting his face down, looking like ready for action. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was 50 points.

It's the in a clincher. The last time it happened was 1958. He had 50 points, 14 rebounds, five blocks. He was all over the place.

He was possessed. There was like, as much as in game five, we talked about how the big three, four Milwaukee stepped up and Drew Holiday and Chris Middleton were phenomenal. They didn't have it tonight offensively. Janis had to basically do it all himself.

And he did it. And it's just, I don't really know, like, it's very rare that we have these type of moments in sports where you have a guy that is kind of universally loved. Like people just love this guy because he's such an incredible story. I was just watching a clip before we started.

Janis, like, I think it was probably 2011, 2012. He was like, yeah, I just started playing basketball in 2008. He's 26 years old. He's been playing basketball for less than half of his life.

He just won the NBA title. He just put in probably the greatest clinching performance of all time. He was insane. All series.

He had three games that were more than 40 points. I have a stat for you as well. He's so he averaged 35, 13, and five in this game in this series. Insane.

He's a first player ever to average 30, 10, and five on 60% shooting in a final series. First time ever. And just just throw this in there. He basically broke his knee like three weeks ago.

He's not human. That was while we were watching it. We were all saying that sitting there and being like, this is something we may never see again. This is when you know that you're watching history during the game.

It's just special. And on top of all that, we got some free tacos. Well, free tacos is a big storyline. That's why everybody in America was rooting for Janis Knight.

I mean, it is kind of crazy looking back at his life. I think when he was 11 years old, he was selling bootleg shirts, CDs, and DVDs on the street. That's what his job was. And now he is, I think we could have the torch discussion, whether or not the torch has been passed.

I feel like that's not even the correct discussion to have. I feel like we should have a crown discussion. I think the crown is now Janis's. I think that it's no longer King James.

I think it's King Janis. Okay. I mean, this was because like when Janis is cooking like that, there's nobody that can stop. The problem wasn't just like finding somebody that could defend against Janis.

The problem was almost like you can't find somebody that's strong enough to foul Janis. He did everything. That picture where he's gained like 50 pounds in seven years was insane. Like it was a different person.

Like seven inches. In seven inches. I don't know how. Yeah, he just grew and grew and grew.

But yeah, the backstory of Janis is, etc. They were sharing the story as a rookie. He sent all his money back to Greece to his family. And there was a story that he sent all his money, Western Union to Greece.

And he didn't have enough money to get a cab to the game. And a random like stranger in Milwaukee picked him up. I was like, aren't you on the box? I was like, thank you so much.

Like, please get me to the game. That's the kind of guy like that's the story we have with Janis. And then the the story in the landscape of today's NBA is just as incredible because we talked about this last show. But when Janis was like, okay, this guy is special.

All anyone talked about wins MVPs. All anyone talked about was, can't wait till he's on the Lakers or the heat or wherever he goes. No, he decides to stay. He stays.

They make the necessary moves around him. It's the antithesis of everything we've seen in the NBA in the last 10 years. I'm not doing like a big indictment on Superteams, but it's okay to say Janis stayed in a small market and he won for the city of Milwaukee. And it should be applauded and it's a special story.

I'm going to put this out there. It's good for the game. It is. Janis is good for the game.

The bucks winning is good for the game. Oh, yeah. Also, he somehow figured out how to free throws. Yeah, that was incredible.

You went 17 for 19 from the free throw line tonight. No idea how that even happened. I'm actually happy he missed that last one because 50 on the spot is so much better than 51. Yeah, one day it's going to be a trivia question.

I remember exactly where I was and who had those 50 points. I don't know how you just all of a sudden flip the switch and you're like, I'm an elite free throw shooter tonight. He was in his own all night. I don't know how it's even my best guess is that somebody just did the drill with him where it's like, look, two balls can fit through the hoop at the same time.

Yeah. And he was like, Oh my God, that's crazy. This is what you want though out of your all time players is to have these moments where it's like, okay, the trophies in the stadium, their champagne on ice, you know, that second quarter was abysmal. Can you dig deep, find a way and like just will yourself and will your team to a championship?

And that's exactly what we did. That's like, if you watch that game, there's nothing else to say besides Janis, will them to a title tonight. And it was 65,000 people outside the stadium. That was insane.

It was such fucking fans rule, man. You know what I want to do? Like my dream scenario is if I get enough money, I start getting older, I would just want to fly to every single town that's celebrating a championship. Yeah.

It's like overnight just like at the end of the day, or at the end of the game, pick which city I'm going to go to the same college football Saturday. There's a big upset going on like when Appalachian State was being in Michigan, I'm going to fly to Boone North Carolina at night and just party. Party. Yeah.

You know, the biggest loser of the night is who Devin Booker has to get on a flight to Tokyo with Drew Holliday tomorrow. I mean, Lauren Holliday's. Wow. By the way, Drew Holliday, this kind of shocked me.

He actually led the finals in plus minus with plus one 59. Oh, no, sorry. Oh, it was the whole playoffs plus one 59 these playoffs for the box. He was his shot was not there tonight, but his defense.

That just speaks to how good his defense has been. All series, all playoffs. And again, it goes back to them making that decision of like, let's go get a guy, let's trade a bunch of pieces. People criticize it at times, but it got you a title and flags fly forever.

It doesn't matter. Like, every, Janis was doubted many times by me, by everyone here. And he proved everyone wrong. And they went to fucking title.

I was just incredible. I got another question about the tacos. Is that one of these situations where I have to wait a month and remember the date or the tacos there for me tomorrow? I'm not sure.

Jake, can you figure that out? Find that out? Do some other crazy, honest, that's that is the seventh player in NBA history. I have 50 points in the finals.

The last two to do it were LeBron James and Michael Jordan. Pretty good company for a guy. Pretty good company for guys 26 years old. So at the age of 26, LeBron James, two MVPs, zero titles, Janis, two MVPs, one title and a defensive player of the year, which I think I saw that's that too, that the only players to win multiple MVPs defensive player of the year, final MVP is Michael Jordan and Janis.

That's it. And the, I, I know that everyone's going to go old takes exposed with a lot of tweets because you can do it forever. I think it's kind of lame at the end of the day because like everyone has bad opinions, but I do have to just say it was it's very funny because people were retweeting the box announcing their pick in 2013 on Twitter and says with the 15 selection in 2013 NBA draft in the walkie box, like the honest onto the koopo hashtag box draft. The first reply is what who I can't even say this frickin guys name hashtag bench warmer hashtag not a star hashtag.

I quit hashtag what WTF hashtag mediocrity hashtag nine seed box. I just, I always respect. They don't use that many hashtags and then the second one was wait a week reach with that pick should have taken Larkin talking about Shane Larkin. Yeah, that's the bit, bit, bit, bit, rutlet, rovers, nice pick our I just, you get really old takes exposed.

Like I said, is that everyone's got them? But when you have that many hashtags, you do need to shout out. So shout out that guy. Hashtag almost sounds like that was a time traveler doing satire.

Yeah, like somebody that flew back from tonight. Nope, to make that tweet to make us all laugh. It couldn't be better. Juan Solo is his name on Twitter hashtag.

Not a star hashtag. I quit hashtag. Wait, what's your name on Twitter? It's Gizzy underscore ECG.

Well, Gizzy G E E Z Y. One score one to ECG. I've got the taco information. Okay.

Tomorrow, Thursday, July 22nd in all day in store online or in the app of free flaming hot three is local. Well, you have to do it. I'm on a diet, but you have to do it. For you, also, I feel like it should be the end of this podcast intentionally mispronouncing the honest's name.

I switched it up tonight. Yeah, it's honest. I pronounced him correctly. Yeah, he deserves it.

I'm not every time I bother you, Jake. It did. You're good. Yeah.

But hey, you have to be purposely goal. I think we go like, I got Giannis. Yeah, it's Giannis. It's Giannis.

I'm not going to do the last name just because I'm going to screw up even if I know how to. I got it now. I took a comco. No, I took a.

No, that's okay. No, that's why I could do. Wait, I read it when I was reading it. I just read it correctly.

Just now. I'm not even honest. I could now and now I'm in my own head. You know what?

I said it right the first time. As far as I can start, that was a B there not a P. He's King G King G. I mean, it's just I know that I'm just repeating myself, but it bears repeating when you watch something like that is why we watch sports.

It was just it's fucking incredibly so likable. And Chris Middleton, I think he was bleeding out of his eye. He was bad tonight, but it doesn't matter because he carried them many times throughout the playoffs. Frank Minsky did all he could Frank Minsky game gets is a footnote in history, but man, you got to think that series goes differently if they give Frank major minutes and Chris Paul protector threw him through to the bitter end, Chris Paul.

So we should talk about Chris Paul. So, I mean, LeBron did tweet two down, two to go, and they didn't win another game. I mean, that was, I don't know, it's it, I know that there'll be people like, hey, Chris Paul, all-time player, like Hall of Famer, like this was, this will define his legacy. Whether you want it to or not, it will.

He came up short, oh look at Monty Williams doing a little coach K, he's in the posing locker room. Is he congratulating or is he teaching them a lesson? But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and fo, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, can be. And, and then, and then, and then, and then, to me, and then to me, and to me, to finally take in with him, take in witheer, and then, to come in and enjoy, on the back, to love and clean vis and finally look more awesome.

fft, and we're giving Randy the kind of a recording leg to his game, and we gonna look look and dealer that looks awesome. Daniel RB, and I mean, he's good, and he's like, man, this is beautiful, and I gotta go. If I did that anything, already I had nothing that I had never really used to believe, One thing that bothered me was the fact that their shirts said two-time champs, NBA champs, that was confusing. I think 50 years a long time to be like, on the ring, the ring it makes sense.

On the t-shirt right after it's a little confusion. I agree, because it makes me think like, wait, wait, I've never seen the bite. It reminds me of how long it's been since they've lasted. Right, exactly.

But man, what a finals. What a finals. What a finals. That was an awesome finals.

There were so many iconic moments in the finals and for it to be wrapped up in a legendary game like this by Janus, it was incredible. I had some doubts going into the last couple of series of players, just because everybody did get kind of injured right off the bat, but this delivered. This was an awesome finals filled with incredible moments, mostly from Janus. Yeah.

Shout out me and Hank knowing when to get off the Suns bandwagon after Game 4. Well, I still have. I forgot about the Kardashian curse. Yeah, that was tough.

But that was, you know, Suns were fun. I'm not going to apologize. Yeah, no, the Suns tried really hard. I don't know.

They have good players going forward. What do you do if you're Ryan or Silla right now? I probably KMS. Yeah, I don't know.

Probably just do some squats. Probably KMS with your squat machine. Probably trap myself in the squat machine. And then I have the garage door shut on me.

How happy you turn the car on close to the... How happy you think LeBron is for real? He did. No, no, no, I think he's happy.

No, he doesn't like Janus. No, no, I think he really bullied in the tweeting box. No, because I think after the fact he wants LeBron retires, he can be like, I passed my torch to Janus. The league is in good hands where I plan to.

And he doesn't want him to call out his name. He doesn't want him to call out his name. He likes how his king, Janus now. He likes how the king likes to get on the throne.

No, but you know that he's going to just be incredible next year because he'll do ACH and be like, no, I don't know that. And then he'll be like this old head, still got it. No, I'm just saying like regular season. I feel like he wasn't really rooting for Chris Paul.

I disagree. I wholeheartedly. Is that why he showed up like sitting on the sidelines, drinking his own tequila, dressed to the nines at Chris Paul? It's like big game.

No, he wanted distractions from Chris Paul. I don't think he's happy. He's honest one. I think he would have much rather much rather.

I still can't believe this fucking game. 50 points, 16 for 25 shooting and 17 for 19 from the free throw. Like that Michael Jordan, the only player to win MVP, DPOY and finals MVP. And it's just him and Jordan like that's got to drive on crazy.

Yeah, no, that's true. That is true. And I love it. I don't know.

It is the B. It is. Yeah. I don't like how you say it.

I don't like how you say it. I don't like how you say it. I don't like how you say it. I don't like how you say it.

I don't like how you say it. I don't like how you say it. I don't like how you say it. I'm just reading.

I've expected his first name. I've started with his last name. D-E-D-O-K-O-N-B-O. Bobby Portis, both for life.

Happy for him. That's another rootable. Like they actually the Bucks do have a team and I know that eventually we'll tear them down because that's what we do. We did it with two warriors.

Although I don't think there's a Kevin Durant that's going to join the Bucks, but they have a team that's full of likable dudes. Like they really are. Do you think Milton and Drew Hawley are kind of mad they agreed to play for a team USA now? Yes.

Yeah. When do they have to go tomorrow? No, they're not going. Who are we going to get to take their place?

They can't go. Frank Ciminsky. No, they can't go. They can't go.

No, they can't go. They have to party. You have to party. You have to party for the next at least 40 hours.

Oh, you know what? Maybe they won't be allowed to go because they're going to party so hard that they won't like COVID and everything. I would consider getting COVID. I don't know.

I mean, that's... You have to party in one of the cities that just loves to drink beer more than any other city. You have to stand. You're going to like a fan list, Tokyo.

Oh, yeah. That's brutal. I think what I would do, I would just make it very funny. At least you're not that big.

How many people I was around over the course of the next couple of days. Yeah. And then just kind of force their hand. Contractate yourself.

Yeah, exactly. Force the Japanese authorities to be like, we can't, we will not allow visa entry to these people. Oh, man. That's brutal.

You know what I do? I fucking take my passport and I flush it down the toilet. Seriously. I would lose my passport on purpose.

No chance you can go to that. That is funny though. I'm just going to sit on a plane with them. Devin Booker was really bad tonight.

He was very bad. He was eight for 22. That was tough. That was tough.

Yeah. He was very bad. Actually Chris Paul didn't have a terrible game. He just had a bad series.

And I'm looking at my man, Frank. And he was sick. Frank was the only, he and Jay Crowder were the only two. Oh, Frank Ceminski, Jay Crowder and Cameron Payne were the only ones that weren't in the negative tonight.

And Frank Ceminski, perfect plus minus zero. Yep. Not negative. Not trying to show anybody up.

Not negative. Anything else on the game? I mean, the box. I mean, Scott Foster.

But the legend takes care of business. Yeah. I mean, it was finally, there wasn't that. This is actually, this is as good as you can hope for in a close out game.

The honest did take more, take the same amount of free throws as the entire son's team, which people will know. But what are you going to do? Well, I mean, under normal circumstances, I think the sons will be fine with that. Yeah.

But the fact is he was making them. Yeah, he was making all of them. And you know, Milwaukee's going to have a fucking hell of a party. It is crazy how John is makes, John, under eight and look tiny.

Yeah. Isn't it? Like, he can just bully and just drive out of him and muscle him out of the way. And eight looks utterly helpless.

When you see him go against most players in the league, he's able to just like eat them up when they come into the paint. Speaking of which, you want to do some bad radio real quick? Always. Okay.

You ready for this picture? Four. You ready for this picture of the rock with Charles Barkley and Shaq? Yeah.

It's shocking. I just said it's everyone's phone. Instant reactions. Yeah.

What's the four, two, two, one, that's not on sale. The pound drum is on sale. Did you get it? Oh my God.

The rock looks like the tiny human hurt. Is that not incredible? That is crazy. That's Shaq.

That's Shaq and Charles Barkley. And the rock looks like a pip squeak. I think sometimes people forget how big Charles Barkley is. Yeah.

Like lengthwise. Right. And that was bad radio because no one can see it. Maybe we'll put it into the YouTube.

Please subscribe to the YouTube channel like all of our videos. Yeah. We're going to have more and more visual content in this podcast. So yes.

Completely lost if you don't subscribe. I, you know, I got to remember that like I'm happy for box fans. I just got to pretend they're not packers fans. They're not.

You know, it's like when LeBron won Cleveland. It's like I'm just those are Browns fans, not cats. I think a lot of them are college football fans. Yeah.

They're probably Madison. Yeah, they're going to be a university. There we go. There we go.

That's always so funny to me when those like the little nerds that you never see. Yes. And the first guy he almost dropped it was too heavy. Yeah.

It looked like him. The head ownership group. The heaviest thing that guy's ever picked up is like a bag of kitty litter board. Yeah.

I did they win that? Did they win the box in a raffle? I think so. Yeah.

Those guys were like they weren't really great. Like I just expected. I don't know. Really rich dude thought he might have some public speaking ability.

Nope. Nope. I think it was a bingo game actually. What the fuck?

Oh man. All right. So congrats to the box. I'm sure we'll talk about the parade and the everything else on Thursday on Friday's show.

Incredible NBA finals. Now Rushmore season is now officially here. Let's go. Great one here.

We have a great one for Friday. But the Bucks deserve it. NBA champs. Yannis out of this world.

Best player in the league right now. You have to do that. Right. Crown them.

You have to do it as of right this second until someone else takes his crown. And yeah. City Milwaukee. I mean box fans.

That's all time all time night all time everything and it's also in the middle of the summer which is awesome. Like that's a you know added bonus because it's not the best place to live all your around is this the start of like you got the box winning championship and then Christian Alex putting up 21 home runs and then trading here in Rogers because you can just slip it underneath everything right now during the parade. All right. Let's get to hot seat.

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All right. Hey Kazi cool throne laid on us. I can't tell it when you do that ad if you're saying campaign the way you say campaign campaign where if you say campaigns name campaign where you say campaign both but every time you say I like look up like where's campaign sounds exactly same like raffle and raffle yeah campaign Hank you're looking slim. That's a cool throw appreciate it.

I didn't mean it. But that's good to bump boost him up. He's very good. He was actually serious.

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So yeah, but I've got some time in August from the preparation. I'm working my way up into working on it. I trust you. You got to get ready to get right.

Right. Right. You got to walk before you run right right Poland's on the hot seat. Oh, oh again.

Whole country. No, just the swim team. But kind of the country is the Federation the Polish swimming Federation I guess they had to send six swimmers home because they accidentally sent too many to the Olympics. Oh, this is a Polish joke.

Yeah. Okay, okay. It was a punch line. Go ahead.

You want to say the punchline? It's a poleot joke. Yeah. Oh, it's a big.

You know, it's screen door submarine. Yeah, right. Oh, all right. I got duped then.

I thought is that an onion or a clear letter? No, no, no, there's like a list of Polish jokes that people used to tell when you were like 10 years old like like like PFT just said every year about the Polish submarine and they put it try to put a screen door in. All right. You ever heard about how they tried to go to the Sun at night?

Oh, yeah. No, so and we respect our Polish listeners and actually might be a little bit Polish. So I can say all these things. Billie, it's a real story.

Yeah. It's true. Yeah. It's a real story.

It's a real story. It's a real story. It's a real story. It's a real story.

It's a real story. It's a real story. It's a real story. Yes.

And even though the trailer came out, the trailer came out with the last duel with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in medieval times. Yes. That came out. That trailer came out today.

That looks like and I feel like I could just be hit after hit after hit after hit for the next few months because there's so much backlog. Yeah. Jackass Forever I'm so excited for. We I think people really actually enjoyed our movie review.

We're not going to do it all time, but I think Jackass Forever will be a perfect time to do it again, for sure. Absolutely, yes. Jackass movies are the perfect comedy. Yes, they really are.

I don't think that you can actually get funnier in the way that we can go through the whole anthology, I'll just say right now, wait you can make a funnier movie than Jackass is to make another sequel jack correct i i will say that uh... i might cry i might cry for jack s river because this will probably be the end uh... yes i read i read an article from johnny noxville he's not his body isn't really doing great what he's having a million injury is located everything yeah so and he knows that the gray hair he's a little box he's been dying as he was i think in his early 20s yeah i actually think that the gray hair is going to make this funnier yes is like an old guy getting hit the nuts you don't see that every day yeah so i'm gonna cry probably at the end of that but we will we will do a review guarantee did you hear about the polish comic as a pilot what no he flew 48 successful missions oh comedy yeah no it's comedy guys it's comedy don't don't start saying that you know come on that's comedy that's just good old fashioned comedy i know i did when i was walking into the record i was trying to talk about slimmers uh all right how do you uh what we're not gonna do anymore do you want to do one more all right what do you do if a pull act pull act throws a pin at you i don't know run like how he's still got a hockernadeness to you all right all right all right yeah i shot at your anyways uh hot seat is that a war no i don't know where it came from no it's because they're bad at war it's like the old saying like do you know why they put a glass bottom on the on the bottom of the battleships yeah no so they can see the role of this yeah no i mean yeah it's it's not funny you know what it's really not funny we're actually illuminating how not funny it is i yeah i think that people didn't realize the rampant pervasive stereotypes that people have about polish people and so we had to remind them yeah exactly do you have any other reminders been kept what do you do if a pull act throws uh hand grenade at you take the pin out and throw it back yes i guess it is bad at work yeah bad at work it's a bad at work yeah uh is that an ant yeah okay my hot seat is being first when it comes to scoops apparently it's not cool to be first you know it's really cool to be right to be last to be the last person to wait for a long time and then put out that same scoop again so uh the report came out today via adam shefford espn he said that uh the packers offered erin roger's a contract to try to make him the highest paid quarterback and player in the nathl for the next two years they offered him a contract extension which he turned down that report came out today turns out that report came out five months ago and adam sheffter had it leaked him about somebody today or somebody leaked it to adam sheffter today and said uh hey you might want to report this one adam and i think tony cornheiser said that he thought it was probably the packers management no duh yeah obviously so uh he got back in the news cycle by just reporting something that has already happened uh which is actually just great like repurposing scoops given our short attention spans that could work if you just give me like five months ago scoops listen deliver it to me right now listen chasing the ruler just fell down that stairs yeah look that woman y'all at labron after the finals game uh listen it this this was gonna be my hot seat but i'm erin roger scoops just feed him to me i love all of them so i all i got from this is you can't buy erin roger's love he's a man of principle stop trying to do this green bay but that does not that he's repurposing it because i thought it was like just happened yesterday so then erin roger's really knocking a report but i think he's gonna report it's just a reminder it's like it's kind of like a denver brockos people for the next like uh the the last three years have been saying don't let this distract you from the fact that the go and stay warriors where the three one lead you can say we just take so many things that happen this offseason because there were so many transactions that we've all forgotten for example did you know that a manual is sanders is a buffalo bill i i want to say i need to know that i forgot about the part of my take cordavis is reporting that the buffalo bills have signed a manual sanders cor davis new york jet that's right yeah uh mark mark engram people miss that one mark engram you know where's that according to part of my take our sources are telling us mark engram has signed a deal with the Houston Texas nice well is that a real franchise though no they're probably not going to play they're gonna say i'm actually like it's not a joke that i wouldn't be shocked if the texas were like we're not doing this season i think wow what's back what's the whole list is different i actually think that we might have reported that the texans won't play season like three months ago it's exclusive very bizarre very bizarre yeah and they're gonna stink a lot mmm yeah big time although billy i think we should tap billy in here because billy does have a scoop about the oh so many of us are today there was a tweet that said hey to chan watson i've had you on my fancy team since 2017 and i was just wondering if you're playing the season just like this message like this tweet if it's true and he liked the tweet oh all right there we go so she doesn't have that's no exclusive yes billy hell yeah where did you see that billy did you actually check his likes or did you just see a screenshot of no i checked i took the screenshot okay we're getting dirty now yeah i like billy uh cool throne is drinking paint instead of using sunscreen bruce rians had a picture come out today the bucks took it toward the white house they met major biden and the rest of the crew up there and bruce rians was front and center in the picture with the president and he was he was more red than the buckinger's logo is i don't know if you see a picture you won five seven six two that was his pantone b-one five so he looked like a cool-aid man yes the front row yes i think he's slowly turning into the sun yes it was it was shocking to say the least um looks like an embarrassed cartoon character yeah i uh i want to shout out i don't see race bannan on twitter who said uh what are you guys gonna say about the golden boy braidy shitting on the shitt stand trump can't wait to see you guys call him a race trader i don't know what that guy was looking for what i just want to shout about i just saw he put a lot of emojis in it so it popped off i don't know i don't know what he wants to do but with that crying three faces like laughing crying yeah i don't know i don't know which way he thinks i don't know what he thinks my take is wait what i don't have a take what was what was his green name uh i don't see race bannan that sounds like a really cool guy yeah whatever i just sometimes a tweet will just pop off in your eye you see it and you're like oh fuck that's just really confusing this guy wants me to comment on it well here's my comment i don't know what you're talking about how about tambreidesim clhan can you comment on that uh no i will have a comment on his performance the white house he can look great standing up there speaking to our nation uh i could see it happening in the future i really can't want him running for president yeah wow wow you think so yeah he was i mean he was great dropping jokes yeah i mean that actually got my vote yeah good looking guy everyone loves him winner drop and prove winner yeah do you have a comment though about his his mcl issues from last year i mean he's hockey tough he's a hero he's a true hero he's a true hero so here's the spins on you should go with if you're like he used to take last money to win for the patreon and he literally just distanced his close injury to win with the buck no i think that tambreides just so tough that he didn't realize that his mcl was sworn foria gets pissed about that that's the pliability well i'm only pissed that i bet on the bucks in that one game against the saints yeah that was a mistake yeah that was a big mistake yeah i don't get the i mean it blows my mind i don't fully understand injuries obviously but obviously it wasn't that bad if he won the super bowl so why would people be upset that he reported it clearly wasn't that florio thinks that people the injury report is there for a reason respected he probably thinks that like if you're somebody you're probably still talking and such an elite athlete that europe c l is probably more pliable than jonas atatuncos yeah it is very funny though that he spent his entire career at the patreon i think he was on the injury port every single week with a shoulder and then he went and actually had a real bad knee injury and never popped up on the report well i'm sure though at the time with the patreon he probably had similar injuries that they were just putting questionable shoulder yeah i see probably just told it to bruiser's when he was blacked out yeah i forgot to put on the list that's also true sun poisoning all right my hot seats all this early his fault he doesn't make the reports that's true yeah that's true that is true my hot seat is uh i'm gonna pivot here all the fantasy owners that have done their fantasy drafts right now and they have camakers there's always a few in july yes well it's it's it's also keeper leagues but i do think there are i do love like early august i don't love injuries but i love early august when people are like dude i just drafted you last night who the fuck does their fantasy draft before like the day before the season starts you know what i i was thinking the same thing it's weird if you have your draft in july but it's actually almost more enthralling like it you should have your draft even before the NFL draft why not i just have an entire off season where everything that you put in for that for that upcoming season just gets put to shit it does just kind of fast track the season like here we go yeah i mean when you always hear about somebody usually it's jake butt that tears his ACL in like march yeah and then somebody will always like have their season ruined before even training camps it would be funny if there's a team if there's a league out there hopefully someone is listening who has this who had camakers drafted him this year had that injury and now is trying to work a trade before we even play the first preseason game to share up their roster it's not girly still out there i think so he was trending a little bit he probably doesn't want to go back because of the whole they still owe him money yeah yeah currently a free agent okay so maybe that's the answer um my cool throne is jeff desos because he did it he went to space i the real cool cool throne though is guys who are uh maybe overcompensating for something because usually it used to be like hey i'm gonna go out and buy a really nice sports car when i'm in my 50s maybe get earring whatever jeff desos like he he fucking built a penis rocket and then played just the tip with space he didn't even go into space he went to the edge of it he he couldn't in his wildest dreams he couldn't even insert his big penis rocket into space no he couldn't he couldn't hit the ozone yeah i'm saying yeah it's fucking crazy i couldn't believe that was the rocket yeah like he well you think anyone said hey jeff we're looking over the rocket here um did you realize that you're just having a midlife crisis and overcompensating you it's not even getting paid it's not even just the rocket he so he goes up does just the tip with the atmosphere falls down to earth what's the very first thing he does when he lands he puts on a cowboy hat yep and he's not a cowboy hat he's not a cowboy hat if you're wearing a big ass cowboy hat out of nowhere you got a tiny dick bro yeah that's a big time that's just how it works you know what you probably could have used that however many hundreds of millions of dollars to go just touch the tip of space and get it get like a penis transplant right uh huh i have to imagine well doctors can do penis the thing is he's turned his entire body into a penis right at this point so he so his whole body in his penis body with his tiny little penis in his penis rocket played just the tip yeah like a like a rough room rafting ball of dicks did they go to zero gravity yeah they did for a few for like maybe three minutes i love that picture where he's like the view is incredible it was enough i mean it was incredible point york is like smoggy because of fire in california like the whole yeah the whole yeah it's a good idea if you wanted to go out of space you kind of mr. chance forty years ago space is kind of overrated at this point like unless we can start going to see actual other planets not interested in a person on mars then i'll be in for actually no it's strike that bring an alien to me i did i think i'm out on space until tom dalong personally last was me and alien i did see one guy uh there was a kid there was a 18 year old on the flight whose hedge fund father bought him a seat oh so he's like the f1 guy yeah astronaut yeah uh this guy tweeted uh i'm generally surprised the 18 year old kid whose hedge fund dad bought him a seat on bazos spaceship is not going to duke credit where credit is due i think that's the truth i think that's true wait good point didn't um didn't last past for last last month and sinko to space already did he also i think ranson did it last week yeah so you're late well ransons aircraft flew even lower than japanese guys are doing fucking red eyes from from l-a to new york i actually think that ranson is is less midlife crisis he's just going through his like end-of-life crisis because his rocket ship isn't about dicks and sex it's actually called virgin got it yeah that's true he's kind of the alpha yeah he is the alpha i'm so rich that i don't need to get laid anymore it would be funny if the if the scientists who put bazos in space were like listen he's not gonna believe any of this shit so we just make a fucking rocket that goes like i don't know 4 000 feet in the air we turn off the gravity inside of it and we're like hey man this was sick right you know what i would pocket the rest yeah if i was the head astronaut i would actually just install super high definition led screens on what appears to be all the windows yeah and then just like to have somebody stand up side and shake the rocket maybe like put some flames on the side make it heat up for a second and then turn on the lights on the led screens you're like oh shit this is incredible yeah knock them out right as they're going up huh and be like dude you guess you couldn't handle the g's yeah sorry uh lance bass was supposed to go in 2002 from tasek stan and you got kicked off the ship because tv preachers failed to raise $20 million also chat hands in a delra never think pfd put some respect her name that was that they weren't she wishes no he wished uh by the way i don't think that you phrase that correctly kicked off the rocket i think if you're going to go to space and they can't raise enough money you kick yourself off the rocket yeah like you don't say it's in the headline like hey you gotta get off this well no no i'm on my way don't worry about it yeah i got kicked out of my new mansion in the hamptons yesterday it's like oh we we uh we spared a couple expenses here we didn't get all the boosters i think i'm going to sit this one out it's actually a genius move to invite celebrities that you know won't be able to afford the ticket yeah onto your rocket ship and then once they only get like 10 million of the 30 million dollar price tag you keep the 10 million dollars that's smart you couldn't make it up yeah so shout out bezos for just overcompensating dude we all like you could have paid here's the bottom one bezos could have paid everyone in america like 300 bucks just to say he's got a big yeah we all would have done it yeah totally so you really didn't have to do this okay are we all forgetting who he is is that is that going to work do you think yeah i didn't know he had a brother too looks kind of trying to look like him that's that is the ultimate brothers bachelor party though yeah bro let's go to space with him up to space by the way we're bringing 18 year old and an 80 year old woman yes yeah what was that well she was bringing talks or she was supposed to be the one of the first astronauts but women weren't allowed in space program back oh she's like that shield and so he's like look at me i'm good yeah all right jake hot seat is skyline chilly yeah so that's broadcast or gary kaman came back from a break there showing some b-roll they're playing the reds and he just absolutely destroyed him and i know it's a very controversial topic on the show yeah well he didn't have was a contractor oyster cracker with a drop of hot sauce yeah that's if he does that then the entire meal changes yeah i know you guys are torn on who likes and who doesn't know i know i've been very firm it's a weird little thing you know no i couldn't understand if there was a pit or not no i honestly no bits i enjoy from time to time some of the skyline chili my dad used to make it for me when i was a kid i had no idea what it was i used to put cinnamon and chocolate syrup in the sauce disgusting i know it sounds gross then he put on a bed of ramen noodles i grew up thinking that's what chili tasted like until i was like ten and my friend came over to my house my dad made chili for us my friend was like what the fuck is this yeah and he wouldn't eat i was like it's chili bro you don't even do chili since then i've learned that there are other better types of chili a lot better types but still if you're hammered then skylin chile's i mean that's but that's every food like if you have to preface any food with it's a great drunk food i mean you could just flip it and say it's terrible when you're so like i ate so much of it before i knew which food was that it's just ingrained in my brain but that's the only reason i did it still it's nostalgic for me it's like watching when you watch space jam and bugs bunny came on the stream you're like well he's not the funniest comedian anymore in the world but i still like seeing him every kid right now who's at a college campus or going to a college campus has a place that i guarantee you they tell their friends this place is awesome get it after we come home from the bars at 3 a.m.

guess what it's probably not awesome what's that place i'd Quinnipiac it's got like yeah that was yeah it's got like a pizza sandwich that they fill with ranch yeah the guy the kid was like you guys got to try this sandwich it's got it's a it's a philly cheese steak with buffalo wings in it yeah it's great when we eat it drunk it's like i'm sure it is everything's great when you all fucking eat Papa John's when i'm drunk actually i tell you what every every college in american convinced has their local pizza place and that one particular pizza place you swear is the best pizza and then once you go visit a friend at their hometown and they give their their special pizza town you're like wait this isn't as good as mine yeah there's a little rivalry going chados eans was very good uh okay and uh cool thrones john cena this happened right after we went off the air on sunday night but he made his return yep and i know he's a friend of the programmer current guess it was electric belly button guy yep maybe yeah he'll fuck my belly button yeah straight up so shout out john cena yeah that was an electric moment uh billy hot's a cool throne i got two hot seats first one is the Ugandan weight lifter who uh didn't really he left the team went in japan yeah sort of he's been caught in some back to Uganda okay so i found him coni still on the loose no coni's dead yeah right in a second hot seat is hosballa vs obdoo the celebrity boxing match that was very viral on tiktok it's off why because of hosballa wanted more money good for him good for him you know what we're we all stand like players in player movement and players you know fuck management hosballa you count on that if you're a free agent you want more money go get it he knows his value yeah i think he was asking for two hundred thousand dollars they were only offering ninety thousand don't know ball has below no has below has below has below no you don't you don't fuck with hosballa's pockets he's electric a cool throne alabama quarterbacks once again according to nick saben uh brice you know coach saben coach saben she's christmas might have already made about close to seven figures in the christmas that was a very smart thing that coach saben did where he's like yeah the quarterback that hasn't played yet is a millionaire true this is this is how wonder where you want to go to college this is how coach saben wins the next round and like five steps ahead most other people he's like jim i'm having a real hard time out here keeping my players focused on football because they're all just drowning money they got to run to the bank every day and they're like i don't know if anyone fact checked it check this or like follow it up on it but everyone ran with it and everyone just did incredible promo for for alabama not that they needed it but that was i also love the uh the the coaches back like sesi media day i saw link if and said he lost 30 pounds because he stopped eating he's not going to eat again till he played defense so that's he's going to die he's going to be like gondi gondi gondi gondi he did not he did a hunger he got close i think he got i think he got yeah okay yeah he got close to dying not eating so that's me link so let the chopper sing on him yeah and then not josh hyple said uh he said he asked for lockers when he was a four four years old for christmas yeah as one does it's one always does and we call that a cubby hole yeah i don't know what i don't know what he what imagine being like hey i need i need a fucking locker i mean that's kind of cool because i'm sure when i was four years old i wanted like i knew all the specific terms for construction equipment yeah so i probably asked for something i don't even know what it is right now right but when you're a kid and you're four years old you just you get fixated on stuff yes and even the covered i was one of those yeah that's a locker the magic cabinet that's true all right should we get to our interview we 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kalamori kala okay we now welcome on a very special guest he was on a couple weeks ago but since that time he's one of the little thing called the open championship it is kalamori kala kalam it's great to see you great tournaments wait what do they call you after the player of the year or something to give you a title champion golfer of the year thank you guys thank you for having me i'm glad you got the open right i said british open in my little first speech um but it's open i guess yeah so it was an incredible incredible weekend uh you're one of the youngest guys to win two majors you're you know you want two majors in the course of eight months i think tiger wood's the only one who's done that at your at this age the question though that i have that's very important i saw a picture you had to carry your own trophy through like security and everything at the airport yeah that seems wrong why why do you want someone else to carry your trophy i thought they send it to you or you take a private jet you just got on like a southwest flight out of england with your with the clear joke let's clear this up because everyone like whatever commercial i don't mind flying commercial there's nothing wrong with it okay i flew commercial from one den to land on that ticket private flight from atlanta degas so everyone needs to calm down about this line for so there's nothing wrong there is nothing wrong with it but that means that you put in the overhead the clear jug yes it fit perfectly perfectly on international flight locked up no dings no damages but we get that also meant that you're only allowed to have one personal item so you had what like a backpack and then the clear jug i had i had i had three somehow i just snuck my way on okay they understood the rules don't understand yeah that is pretty awesome though that like if you're sitting on that flight you're like yeah one of the most famous trophies in in sports one of the most famous the most famous trophy and probably golf is just sitting in the stowaway on seat like 5d well i thought about it because i did ask someone at the r&a and they said if they ask you what it is just tell them what it is and they're gonna let you right that's for any question did they have any uh concerns about letting you handle a trophy given your past history of breaking other major championship trophies to be honest no because there is no lid there's no lid the first i the first thing i did ask was is there lid um because i wasn't gonna be over to dropping a lid um but yeah there's i mean it's so much smaller than one maker so it's it's a lot more uh you can bring in a lot of places yeah it's interesting because we talked to just before you went overseas and you never played links golf before and you went i guess you played the Scottish Open before you played in the open championship is there anything that you actually learned during that week and any adjustments that you made i changed so much um i changed weights in my putter i changed three my irons you know my irons are is what my game's about right hitting my seven iron six or seven iron eight iron nine iron um change them to irons that i've actually used in the past they used last fall and i was playing really poorly um but they're just better through the turquoise things like you just no one really figure out unless you know you're really specific on the details that you're trying to learn about i noticed that you didn't say anything about your driver do you do you hate your driver um no i love my driver i don't know about you guys i love my driver i saw that you gave that quote in an interview uh it was just before brooks did hit his interview and his quote about his driver went viral even though yours came out first were you were you a little uh jealous of the fact that brooks is quote got so much playing yours no i don't i do not need to get in the middle of the suit um but here's the thing i brook is the one that brought it up i didn't bring this up like a media person is they're trying to instigate this feel even more they ask me do you love your clubs like do how are you do you like your driver and so i have to answer right so yeah it's also i it was a perfect storm too because it's the british press which i think they are a little bit more i don't want to say pushy but they they get right to it and they'll they'll stir the pot if they see a pot sitting there ready to be stirred exactly they're they want to they want to feel a fire yeah i think i'd love to see it yeah um all right so i've always wondered this 18th on sunday you're up two strokes when you actually you stepped out of the t-box what was that about we didn't talk about this yeah what happened some some spectator at some point in the day snuck a little like old school microphone like recording threw it underneath like one of the marshals around there and started playing these like farting noises right as i was listening so i don't think people like really understood why i stepped away or like i think the the announcements really knew what was going on so we thought it was a fan like making fun of or like playing something on their phone marshal went looked around the grass because it's really long and then they found it and yeah how crazy is that they put fart machine yeah that's incredible so i because i when i was watching i was like wait what just happened because you're right like from the tv broadcast i thought you were maybe just trying to compose yourself in a big moment but the fact that someone was trying to fart in your backswing you should have you should have manned up and swung no i thought about it because normally normally these noises like i don't care um it really you know it doesn't bother me i don't care if people talk but you know i thought about i was like this is not how i want to get my last t-shot you know let's let's try win this thing not have fun so you step out and then you get back in and i've always thought what goes through a golfer's head when they're sunday major up last hole are they thinking to themselves wow it would take a lot to really fuck this up or like man i got this but it would really suck if i screwed this just shot up like what's going on you say yourself like i got this just play conservative like hit it straight down the middle doesn't really matter you got two stroke lead or you just not even thinking about that type of stuff no i mean you have to just think about like how do you get the best shot possible right it's as simple as that what do you need to do the best to make four shots of all i needed to get in the hole i needed i could add five i'd rather make far so how are we gonna make four shots the best shots i'm gonna hit all day and get out win this tournament so uh you know your mind can wander there's a lot of time to wander especially with nine holes left um i just had to keep reminding myself about what is a good shot what does a good shot look like what do i need to do here how do i do this um and just try to make my mind think about golf or something else rather than what if right what if what if i do that what if he does that um you can't let your mind go there i want to go back real quick to the fart machine thing so when you heard the when you heard the sound of the fart did you stop and did you tell either the marshal or your caddy were you like hey there's a fart machine did you immediately recognize that it was fart so were you just like no we all knew that we uh louis is caddy my caddy we all knew it was like a farting noise um but we seriously thought like it was from the spectators like we thought someone was playing it on their phone and marshal we're all looking we're like looking around in the marshal digs in the grass and pulls this little recorder out and i mean just what is that happening did you get to keep the fart machine no i bet you we could sell that for a nice little prize now now we are uh brooks guys a1 you know where he's our guy no matter what uh you know every now and then when max makes it quite a little root for him yet do you think though that your your trophy is a little cheap and because it's kind of like what have you done for me lately brooks played the best on sunday he had he posted the best score he just ran out of time do you feel like it's a little bit of a cheap trophy because of that you wouldn't you know a real man would have been like brooks let's go 18 mono emano because you beat me today yeah that's an awful that's an awful question that's great that is that is a simple awful question i mean it's like you put a deadline we have four days to play golf tournament come on sounds like your share sounds like your skin it kind of sounds like you don't really love golf yes you would have taken the opportunity to play at that wonderful golf course yeah one more round let's do it boys all right well okay well let's go yeah no okay works as one four majors okay i don't think he wants to go back and challenge the person that was right next to him another three you would though here's what we're gonna do the next tournament that you guys play in together the first round we're gonna count that as your open score yes your final round we'll see you the real winner yeah well yeah well we'll try all right i see how this relationship is turned i see how this really you guys bring me in ease me up and now that we're not close mono emano here you guys are no we have to just show up to our guy brooks but you're quickly becoming part of our stable we do enjoy having you on the uh can we talk about the course real quick because we actually brooks is our favorite golfer but really our favorite golfer is the course we always root for the course at what point in the week where you like this course can be had like this course isn't playing as tough as it you know maybe past british opens have been you know it all comes down to weather it was fairly they got a lot of rain a few weeks before it was soft the greens were slow you could attack pins and it never got windy and you know both draws i think the draw i had was a little tougher especially the first day we had a really windy that afternoon but but overall i mean look at the last few days it was just not windy um saturday had some of the toughest been locations i've ever seen in a golf tournament period and then sunday was just perfect i mean it's just perfect as it's gonna get so you're gonna see low scores and um you had to make you gotta make birdies do you think that courses were tougher back in the 90s kind of like we talked about mba um no i think they know how to make it tougher now because obviously courses were tougher or courses were shorter back then um but now they grow up probably longer than they had it before greens might have not been as undulated you know people are learning how to make a golf course tough it's not about designing it long it's just making them firm fast having lucky weather and building the rough up it's as simple as that are we gonna have to figure out a way to call improve some of these courses if you keep winning major championships what would that look like if uh... i don't know you tell me what what is i'm not gonna tell you how to design a golf ball for golf you don't like your driver so maybe i don't know maybe i i don't like it i love my driver that's correct i don't like it i love it 700 foot par threes 700 yards you have to figure out seven or yards four foot would not be that tough what would 200 is to 30 with the uh the yardage books that you get over there do they tell you the distance in meters or is it still in yards no they have a yard they have one yard one meters all the sprinklers are marked meters in and yards we don't have to do math so is that the same way in the United States when you get when you get the yardage book it says it meters uh wait what so if you're playing in at Augusta will it tell you yards oh no no no no no no when you're playing in the u.s it's always it's always yards and then guys are doing meters they have to learn they have to calculate everything caddies will go through it and change up the entire book wow that sounds almost like an unfair advantage to american golfers yeah but they should have thought about that before we kick their ass in 1776 acts uh speaking of america you're about to go to the olympics yeah for our country are you what's the format so it's i know we talked about briefly when you were here but is it it's a solo and then what is the actual format how many days do you guys play four days it's like a regular tournament birthday through sunday next week um nothing there's no team there's no team aspect of it other than we're representing our country um we're representing the u.s you know there's no other team aspect it's just not fair because some countries have won and then uss four so how do you how do you compare that right so are you excited i i you know i know there's obviously some covid stuff going on but like this is kind of a cool moment to be an olympian yeah exactly you hit it you hit it spot on like yeah i'm an olympian for life and you know with all the restrictions it's going to be tough it's going to suck somewhat a little bit here to not see other athletes and watch them you know excel at what they do best um but i'm going to be an olympian you know i'm always gonna have that for the rest of my life and it happens every four years um and think about it two years ago as an amateur now i'm here two meter champion champion i'm headed to the olympics it's um i yeah i have a friend that i went to kalwitt who was on the u.s water quality for the olympics this year and i told him like realistically when we graduated that day like the olympics was probably not a realistic thought i would i would have to do something very special we got there and uh we did now you gotta get the tattoo you gotta get the rings no i don't every olympian hasn't we talked about it if i win i'll think about it okay go on from there all right have you thought about where you're gonna get the rings when you win no you have recommendations i think right across your stomach i was gonna say trampster would be good lower back that always plays interesting yeah i've faced tattoo yeah i'll you guys can take uh you guys can take questions and and recommendations for where that that could be okay i get a very if maybe type thing without sources for you whatever our listeners decide that's where you get the tattoo that's where i may get the tattoo okay if i win gold yes there's a lot of stipulations to this i forget do we bully you into giving us a percentage of your winnings i think so absolutely no no i think you were charging me two million dollars so i'd be left with seventy thousand dollars of my paycheck before taxes oh for calling uh for you to run my social media or for you to push my name out there for two million dollars yeah i don't think we ever should on it well look what happened i mean i feel like the proof is in the pudding since then yeah we we doubled your matrix we didn't do anything are we part of your team though that's all i care about when you say i want to thank my team and actually i saw your speech it was great asking people to you know look at each other and say we don't do that enough which i appreciate you saying thank you to us um but are we part can we loosely be part of your team you're not part of our team but you are yours i think we're you know we're halfway across the bridge of meaning shake hands i mean you guys might be a couple steps i might be you know half a step maybe farther ahead but you know i think we have some work to do really what we're waiting on is for uh for barn rat to turn down our invitation to be to complete our stable exactly and what exactly i mean oh wow that's gonna be yeah you guys have you guys have you guys have brooks max will will max right yeah actually i want to talk about that real quick so uh what was more remarkable you winning two titles two majors in eight months or max making the cut because actually he was kind of the champion of the weekend when you really like you know if you really say like who overachieved he did why max is max is a great player you got he's your own guy you got the talking i know that's what we do it that's what we have you know it's kind of like yeah no we do love it yeah i'm actually curious about about your clubs because i saw a picture of your clubs um i forget what uh what interview you did but you had like a really tightly zoomed in shot of your club heads and you have cereal stamped across your irons like different yeah against my wedges yeah i've got cereal on my wedges how did you decide what wedges get what type of cereal well i just have four cereals on one wedge and then like other wedges sometimes i do other types of food i've done steak i've done everything i mean um i just love food so i put four of my favorite cereals on there so what's on your mouth rush more of cereals uh frosted flakes okay cinnamon toast brunch i have cocoa puffs and um captain crunch no honey not cereals you know i thought about it but i was like you know it's just it's almost too healthy yeah right like it's almost it's a great snack but you know honey not sure it's almost too healthy so is that what you have for breakfast every day you cereal guy i'm a huge cereal guy a lot of frosted flakes a lot of yeah it's not every day but like well you're professional i think hey what is the um i'm always the the golfer's exemption exemptions that happen when you win something are you now set for life like you get to play in the british open for life now i don't know i think i think it is a lifetime exemption i'm not positive on that um yeah we're i'm sure we can find some of what that up uh but yeah i mean we're in it for a good handful of years at least yeah i my dream golf career would be to win one major and then be terrible and then just show up to that major every single year and be like guess what i got an invite there's nothing you guys can do about it hey i mean you guys are ready professionals we already we already took we already took that leap of faith uh over that bridge so you guys are we're almost there that's that's the john maybe john wait i'm out maybe brooks can help you get a sponsor's exemption oh yeah leverage leverage your man brooks and max to uh yeah maybe get you as a spot so how does how does that work like if it's the waste management open then the sewage company will be like hey we want these guys to be the shittiest golfer's possible they get in for free oh i mean every tournament has so many sponsor exemptions that they can give it to whoever they want they can get so mad at us for pace of play oh it would be everyone would be so miserable i feel so sorry whoever has to eat on next you guys they might send you guys out as a single well how does that work in the last pairing on sunday is it a big advantage to be in that last group as opposed to being in the second to last yeah i think being in the last group is the best um you want to be there because i mean you're very closely if not leading um you know what the leader is doing in my position i knew what lui was doing um and i could see what speed was doing he was ahead of me i always had goals i had me to you know make birdies make more shots up and um but yeah being found a group i think is always a place you want to be did you and lui you guys ever like did you talk it all in that last round because that's so tense and he had a lot of sunday so there's not not not much yeah i would imagine like if you said like a nice shot out if i were lui i'd be like fuck you man like i know you're going to win what was the thing you said to say to people that oh yeah no you're gonna love that you're gonna love that right yeah i'm not saying that i'm not saying that god throw it at your heart i'm not saying that yeah it's you know you get the right pairing i'm sure you get a brook to say all right call and last question it's the robat question use code pft on robat.com for 20% off your first purchase that is rho bac.com code pft to make the best performance polls the only performance polls we wear and for you we're going to give you a robat performance qzip on us this has been awesome the only other thing i had was when you took your hat off you were fixing your hair a lot so your hair looks good you have one more confidence in your hair yeah oh look at this oh you got to eat so you can keep talking i'm first what was the first we are trophy so you're not flexing on who's the first thing that you drank out of that thing what's up what's the first thing you drank out of it that's good that's nice and cold keeps it cold by the way yeah we had a bunch of beer it holds about a pint and a half i think what the guy at the bar told us um we were having drinks with max max is there uh but it's my guy's birthday so it's like the best thing in the world oh that is the best thing what did you give him an extra do you give extra for majors i need to talk about that what do you mean yeah he told us last time ten percent is fair wow so like when you get when you they autograph you at a restaurant it's like 18 percent included you're like well they're hard to include it so so so it's there not even you do you at least bump them up to first class on the way home yeah no i'm flying the guy yeah he's flying with me he lives in vegas too like we're flying together don't don't worry about him okay i mean it was his birthday i mean i can travel it's it's getting taken care of where was max we didn't see the bathroom on his birthday max yeah we see the back row by the bathroom max was i wouldn't say hammered his cat he was ham yeah we you know Joe is Joe is max finished fairly earlier than i did but we had a great time that night yeah my last question was just have you ever been to top golf i have is that awesome you can drink and then you play golf too you can drink anywhere yeah but then you have a couch that you can sit down i'm just thinking that if you went to top golf you could do the thing where you hustle people maybe they'll probably recognize you now but i don't know maybe there's some casual top golf places that you just roll up to with a seven iron nothing else if you went up there and you how far do you hit yourself i don't i don't think i can i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i can sneak around out of top golf it passes a no-name golfer if i took you to top golf right now and they had this they had a target that was 185 yards out and i gave you 100 balls how many do you think you get into the target well there's like so many rings what target you're talking about the one that's like 185 yards out right but like you know that you know there's like it's a massive target the middle ring the middle one i don't know i haven't been there in a while the bullseye is like this big yeah we know i don't know maybe one one out of a hundred maybe maybe that's weird because i read somewhere that you hit like your your six iron in average of 13 feet away from the pen yeah the bullseye is about three inches okay we'll give you one past the bullseye the second one second one that's like five feet but you just had some wings so your hands are a little greasy right and we've got a few drinks yeah um i don't know 25 that's i could maybe beat you i'd say you're decent at golf you sound like a decent golf okay yeah i sound like an average professional golf and you guys sound like the real deal well we would have played brooks an extra round on monday if would you yes we would have where if i were in your shoes i would have been like brooks was so good on sunday i owe it to golf to play him for an extra round for this clear joke oh okay i'll remember that next i'll remember that next next time we uh we'll have another call when brook you know i win and we'll talk about no it's an extra round next tournament that's really for the true champion golfer of the year award oh man well congrats oh man it's awesome it was actually i really did i thought your speech was was great and uh we appreciate you coming on and good luck in the olympics and uh we'll talk to you again when you win another major you're gonna win all the majors you're gonna win mall i hope so i mean that'd be really cool but if you win four if you win all four majors next year you might give us something you have to give us something shopping spree yeah shopping spree fifty thousand dollar shopping spree if you win all four majors all four majors next year yeah every single one in 2022 yes in vegas yes by when every single one yes next year not not a grand slam two correct i win every single one i guess we're about the college slam if he wins the first two next year if you win the first three next year so it's the college so if you win four in a row you have to win the first three next year that's four oh okay that would be four in a row no tiger did that tiger did that tiger slam yep so if you do it's tiger slam we come out to vegas we go on a fifty thousand dollar shopping spree with the boys huh and then you guys for free of charge become my personal media managers yeah yeah absolutely yeah no problem right yep okay all right deal okay i like this we'll check on it we'll make it deals with everyone we have one with christian yelich if he hits 20 home runs in the second half he's got to take us on a shopping spree so yeah we're just one i mean full on hold on he sucks this year so yeah it's a little different 20 home runs is you know i mean three majors are run a lot it's been done yeah it has before the tiger slam has been done it's true tiger slam has been done once all right well thank you so much Colin good luck in in japan and we'll talk to you soon thanks kas appreciate it give a say man Colin more 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That's b-e-t-t-e-r-h-l-p.com. Alright let's wrap up we got guys on chicks and then we got some billy recap Hank you got us some guys on chicks I do all right how does a guy decide when it's time to feed the geese?

Feed the geese what is that I wasn't sure feed the geese I assume that's jacking off let's see because you go like yeah because you like feed geese like this you eat the geese usually honk yeah I'm masturbate I don't I don't jack off it doesn't uh I don't there's no time it just happens it could happen with anything it could be a stiff breeze it could be a memory it could be a something comes on tv it's really I mean do you guys anyone know yeah it's not something I have right it's not I don't have it well this could be all right let's do this I don't have a planned out in my in my scheduler boredom boredom is usually a good one I think it's usually just a past the time yeah it's like all right let's do that for fall asleep now what yeah my boyfriend says it's not cheating if he drinks a bunch of novelty drinks gets wasted and then takes liquor shots off girls at the bar is this cheating I don't think liquor shots off girls are bar that's not cheating it also depends on what type of novelty drinks we're working with here if we're talking about just like a margarita has a beer floating in it I'd say that's still cheating but if it's something that you drink out of like a giant bucket then I think it's not cheating it's not smart it's not smart I don't think that's qualified as cheating it's definitely you're she's not gonna be happy or should she if you reversed it I always say like just reverse it guy would be pissed right I think the real answer is if the girl at the bar is hotter than she is then it's cheating if she's not then you'd be like I was like she's like a sister to me yeah and then you're going for like I know I can ever lose you sister who doesn't take who doesn't take shots I don't know I don't have a sister my ex-boyfriend is the biggest raised fan and I'm a socks fan we made a bet that if the socks when 91 gay person who's the biggest raise friends might be fake if he is a raised fan he's probably the biggest we don't think we made a bet that if the socks when 91 games you'd have to wear my 2018 year world series gear round we broke up and ended on shitty terms but I think you should be a man who's worried if you win 91 games is that right yeah why not I think what you have to do is you have to just be like hey I've been thinking about you a lot right when they win 91 games yeah I've been thinking about you a lot maybe we can give this a try on that day wait no don't go on the day wait till like 93 okay yeah wait for a little bit after then or even do the plant the seat at like 89 you'll be like I've been thinking about you just send him a text or just like hit emphasize on one of your old sex that you have she definitely wants to get back with him like that you wouldn't ask that like if you ask this question that means you kind of want to get back with him and it's not the worst way to get back with a significant other be like you owe me this bet yeah I agreed uh hey guys not a guy's on chicks but I need an explain to Hank ever since Big Cat talked about the 8k camera how do I see 8k on my 4k TV I so 8k I might have been wrong people some nerds said it's not 8k I don't fucking know dude it's just what we have said is futuristic now 8k it's the stuff that they show on NFL Sunday after a touchdown there is a channel though you yeah there is there is it's basically if you go I think what did I watch I might watch Wimbledon in 8k or no is it your finals yes 4k okay 4k but it's if you go to the regular channel HD it will pop up and say do you want to watch this and fucking super HD and little hack that actually is way ahead of the regular channel oh like it's like four or five seconds to get a live betting edge I don't think so try someone will probably explain it better but my understanding is it's like they're nicer cameras but no matter what because it's on TV and the way they broadcast they have to broadcast TV no one's seeing like 8k or 4k because they're broadcasting it in 1080p but they're using cameras that are they can shoot 4k but they're not broadcasting so the cameras are ahead of the technology I do know yeah the cameras are like higher quality and they have the ability to shoot 4k but because of the way it's broadcasted like no one's seeing 4k but I okay it was actually it was actually the all-star game now that I'm thinking about it and it was crisper like it was crisper than regular HD I don't know how much crisper but I could tell that there was a little bit of a difference I don't know if we need to get crisper with anything I really don't yeah I think you're interested in being ahead of everyone yeah that's a fucking thrill I'm in a good place right now with what sports looks like on television I don't know if my eyes are ready for although I do predict that it's about that time for them to start forcing 3d down it's like every three years like 3d sports has come back and always sucks it's never been good yeah but they're gonna try because they feel like they can make money off it now so that's I predict in the next like two years let's start forcing that on us I wish I wish kids knew how fucking crazy it was when we went to HD it was awesome I remember the midges game was the first one that I was like whoa Jabba Chamberlain in the midges remember watching the news in HD for the first time yeah it blows your mind yeah now it's just now sometimes I'd actually like to go back to standard death just like old school throwback why don't you notice the difference anymore oh go back to standard death and you'll notice the difference now I think I watched them stuff on standard now I think I watched them stuff on standard now switch it back and forth and one was like square and the other one was like the Christmas you've ever seen I think it's pretty similar nope no wrong man's playing technology to you but you're I kind of want to get out one of the Oculus things I perfect great call Hank I have one I haven't opened the box really yep yes I used I used the Oculus little sas brought in an Oculus one day we used it for 20 minutes five minutes in I said holy shit I need this bought it sitting on my desk in the box never opened wait wait it's not the best advertisement but I mean I know I just I am I you know me I'm a very you know knee jerk guy like have it and then when it showed up it was maybe two days later because Amazon Prime it was like 450 bucks down the drain what do you have it we do with an Oculus you plug it into like a PlayStation or is it just its own gaming system it's its own gaming system yeah so but you can do you want it to yeah but it's own gaming system it's VR yeah it's awesome so virtual reality again it's very cool like if you if I give you my Oculus and then we play it together I'm gonna want it back so don't do that yeah I'll never mention it even if I use it you have to do you have to like sign in through that I think Facebook owns the company because they own I'm out for that reason I'm out yeah I'm not giving a pin of that no Zuckerberg I'm sure your Facebook account like activated so and I am active on Instagram right which I always focus also Facebook right I'm back in I'm Oculus damn what is an appropriate amount of beers for my boyfriend to drink on a beach day I usually get like a six pack of Celsius when we go with our friends and he will always get at least a 24 pack of beer he's missing needs more because he is bigger yes that's true or my dating alcoholic by the way let's just before we hop into this I love that line because I use it all the time when we're out to dinner like getting ice cream and it's like I'm gonna get three scoops because I'm bigger I mean that's that's a good way to stay bigger I need more power any more energy to survive my general rule of thumb is you always get more than you need but if you're gonna be always if you're gonna be on the sun let's say from 11 o'clock until 5 o'clock 24 is a pretty good number because you're hot out there if they're cold beers you're regulating your body temperature you can actually put yourself in danger if you don't drink enough cold and there's always like I've always found there's like a three to four beer error that you need to have where it's like either maybe you hopped in the ocean now the beer is warm or dipped it's spilled over in the sand it's like you're gonna lose a couple yes just out of general sloppiness yeah and you said like 20 beers and you can also take in your car like what if a friend shows up right and bring theirs I have to share some mind with them yeah throw a couple around there's no faster way to end a beach day than just running out of booze yeah if you're out here pack up and head in wash your feet off is that it all right Billy oh wait that yeah what okay we have a good one hi guys my boyfriend hasn't gone down to me in almost two months whenever I ask he says he's been really had a ton of anxiety about becoming the next Michael Douglas I googled it and cannot believe it how do I handle this moving forward I think you smear some peanut butter on it I think you look at you the guy would just go right to town we'll get you hooked up with cloni balls to tell you although that would actually be more of a scared straight because you heard his neck or much down bob yeah much on bob he will he will get up yeah I think uh i think Michael Douglas might have gotten addicted to it so just don't get addicted to it i think Michael Douglas also saw the best opportunity ever to flex on america yeah you know this cancer that everyone's praying for me that I have it's because I ate too much pussy yep just puss all day all night uh everything in moderation there it is what Billy's now worried about how much pussy no what who's Michael Douglas is an actor he got broke cancer because he ate too much puss yeah he was married to captain zeta jones so you can understand why it'll be extra hot yeah so yeah every one vaccine what's that movement in traben yeah yeah which goes up and under the lasers yeah all right bonks all around that's okay now you know what that's that doesn't count as a bon because that's just that's past it's also a spot party happen that's now i want to go feed the goose just by thinking about those are art little stats on jeff bezos's flight jeff bezos wants 350 000 feet in the air the highest recorded flight by a plane was 367 000 feet what the fuck so he didn't do shit yeah he could have gone there on a plane oh my god this is just like what Elon Musk did when he built a tunnel to grind his house yeah look what i can do jeff bezo just flies straight up and down that's so stupid wait wait what about the guy from red bull that jumped out of that that was shorter that was around 150 000 feet that's still which is still crazy yeah that's so halfway up to he's going to space yeah so i just i couldn't tell you any of this what does nyllis grass tyson have to say about this journey planes have flat flew higher than that rocket went also just in comparison yuri guard guard accident yuri guard guard 60 years ago did a hundred eight minutes i'm still going up what the hell around the earth uh now is 60 years ago okay um yeah not press we're not thrust oh here's a good staff from nyllis grass tyson relative to a school room globe the planet mars would be a mile away the moon would be 30 feet away the international space station orbits three eights of an inch are a centimeter above the surface basos this month ascended the thickness of two dimes above the surface what the fuck fraud what that's a joke i could jump that high how many grains of rice i think you got to do basos grains i think it's one grain of billionaire rice yeah maybe even less mm-hmm our guy david youse turns out drinks 10 to 12 cups coffee day how did you how did you see youse yeah i like that yeah i like that yeah i like that yeah i like that he plays how did you say it if he goes to a dodger's who would youse i think ten to twelve cups of coffee a day what a beast and he's four and oh as a manager he's been he's managed two games incredible comebacks in the last week do you think that he's going to get a job as a manager i would that be awesome um dabo doesn't think there are 12 teams good enough for an expanded college football playoff that was another quote from scd he doesn't want to have the chance of being upset but yeah he's got his spot locked up forever and the higher user ship of oculus rift users are usually geese feeders that's so many facts in itself yep wait have i had to hand it plugs into porn yeah r port i'm still out on it 99 65 8 18 say new one 16 oh you want to do it again oh wait what is that oh my god it's 69 oh no it's 89 line to the bottom 89 just like we said you want to do one more because we put 18 up yeah there was a lot of no i heard you jay i heard you went 66 you went a very like audible oh oh sorry this counts 69 so you're not in the record book no you can't say that that one count of 66 all right so we're just double okay we've got double before it's like 12 the first that double 99 18 this counts regularly 89 counted regularly eight then has six i have 66 95 will you what'd you say have you ever gotten it uh not not close well i'm not close but no google belgian blue cattle oh yeah they're awesome also about the dabo thing real quick yeah you know he said that he would be in favor of the epl model where it's delegation i like no tournaments again not really hurting him not a bad idea though yeah dabo love you guys oh yeah it's part of my take presented by bar stool sports