THE CANADIAN CORNBALL STRIKES AGAIN

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE!Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat about your fuckass commute!!!0:00 - They Were Jelloing Everything In The 50s1:57 - The First Double Entendre Of The Episode2:44 - We Could’ve Fuckin Died (Climate Crisis Averted For At Least A Week)3:14 - 43 Songs That Could’ve Been An Email7:24 - STOP TALKING ABOUT 2024!!!!!!!!!!!9:00 - I’m Sure There’s A Summer Bop In There Somewhere11:12 - Drake Paid Off SportsCenter And It’s Obvious And Sad12:32 - Nia Breaks Down The NBA Playoffs Correctly On The First Try18:18 - Switch To GEICO And Save THOUSANDS (Geico Please Sponsor Us)21:43 - Get Insurance Or You Will Become Property Of The State22:51 - THE BLEEZY BOOK CLUBTHE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurichedited by Jake Jurich2026 arcola studios, llc