The Morning Bleezy

WE SIX MONTHS INTO MAMDANISTAN AND IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!!! Also in our ELEVENTH episode of the year…the top secret formula for BuzzBalls, Europeans playing CROSSY ROAD in front of MetLife Stadium, and THE KNICKS DEFEAT THE FORCES OF EVIL!Join the commute @ themorningbleezy.com and @themorningbleezy!!!!0:00 - WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (REMIX)3:49 - Communal Pen Hit4:14 - A Totally Completely Regular Normal Weather Segment6:07 - BUZZBALLS ARE JUST FERMENTED GLP-1 FAT (In Surplus Coke Bottles!)9:00 - World Cup Tourists COLONIZE the New Jersey Transit System15:37 - We’re Playing 🎶Baaaaskeeeettballlllll🎶18:07 - The President Just Comes In And Ruins The Vibe (Many Such Cases)19:48 - Mamdanistan 1000 Years24:17 - Who REALLY Trained With The Monks?31:22 - THE HAND OF OG34:57 - KNICKS IN FIVEEEEEEEEE

BOOSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! In our TENTH bleezy of the yeezy, Nia and Jake manifest a chemical spill-free June for the west coast, compare Zohran to the stripper loving you, dickride the Knicks for like ten minutes, and then have a deeply intellectual discussion about Boots Riley’s latest social commentary film, I LOVE BOOSTERS. Go see that shit in theaters if you still can!!!!!!!!Check us out @ themorningbleezy.com and @themorningbleezy!!!!0:00 - OUR FIRST AND ONLY APOLOGY (He LIED About The Ketchup)4:19 - It’s The First Of The Monnnnnnth5:25 - Cloudy With A Chance of ACID10:14 - I Hope ALL My QueensLink 😏18:00 - You Don’t Have To Be A Gamer To Know Ball20:26 - Nia’s First And ONLY Wrong Prediction (She LIES About The Spurs)21:32 - The Knicks Are Going To Win 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️23:51 - For $125,000 Seats They Better Start Kissing Out There26:05 - Bleezy Movie Club: We Love I Love Boosters!!!!29:55 - SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS (Past This Point)34:20 - It’s 10PM…Do You Know Where Your Clothes Come From?36:06 - Where Is ANY Money Coming From?39:37 - Leftists Vs Brevity Challenge: Level Impossible50:03 - He Sucked Her Soul Out (Lame Ass Incubus)THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurichedited by Jake Jurich2026 arcola studios, llc

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE!Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat about your fuckass commute!!!0:00 - They Were Jelloing Everything In The 50s1:57 - The First Double Entendre Of The Episode2:44 - We Could’ve Fuckin Died (Climate Crisis Averted For At Least A Week)3:14 - 43 Songs That Could’ve Been An Email7:24 - STOP TALKING ABOUT 2024!!!!!!!!!!!9:00 - I’m Sure There’s A Summer Bop In There Somewhere11:12 - Drake Paid Off SportsCenter And It’s Obvious And Sad12:32 - Nia Breaks Down The NBA Playoffs Correctly On The First Try18:18 - Switch To GEICO And Save THOUSANDS (Geico Please Sponsor Us)21:43 - Get Insurance Or You Will Become Property Of The State22:51 - THE BLEEZY BOOK CLUBTHE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurichedited by Jake Jurich2026 arcola studios, llc

Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash Patel is not, these false flag B-sides are getting lazier by the day, and Jake & Nia scream at each other like you’ve never heard before over a GAME on his PHONE🃏0:00 - BIG COFFEE SAID YOU WILL NEVER OWN PROPERTY4:59 - In Space No One Can Hear You Podcast5:48 - Mayday vs. May Day vs. May Day7:51 - Dire Climate Message From A Great Shaman (Woman)9:36 - Train 2 Da Plane11:21 - THE UBERCOPTER15:01 - Nia Once Again Correctly Predicts The Future (Knicks Playoffs Discussion)17:10 - A [REDACTED] Tried To [REDACTED] The [REDACTED] With A [REDACTED]…Again19:24 - Solitaire Is Demonic vs. What The Fuck Are You Talking AboutTHE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurichedited by Jake Jurich2026 arcola studios, llc