The Captain Ron-cast aka Thirty-Seven Dollars or Die Tryin

This week’s episode was supposed to be the long-awaited deep dive into Michael Bay’s 1996 action masterpiece The Rock. But instead… chaos. Glorious, sweaty, Arby’s-fueled chaos.After multiple failed attempts to record the episode (including a corrupted file, a power outage, and Steve spilling Monster Energy on the soundboard), the gang finally sits down to try again—only to be interrupted by the return of Dan the Money Man, who demands exactly $37 in cash to keep the studio open for the day.What follows is a desperate, unhinged brainstorming session on how to raise the money. Ideas include:Running a bake sale with emotionally unstable pastriesCreating a TikTok challenge that may or may not cause injuriesSelling Adam’s Chuck E. Cheese token as vintage currencyLaundering sponsorship money through Spaghetti Wax and Chaz RazorAnd ultimately… possibly reenacting the plot of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels to scam their way to thirty-seven bucksAlong the way, Louis appears from the shadows with a calm, terrifying plan. Roy is mentioned. Trejo is still canon. The cold open never gets finished. And The Rock remains unreviewed.Will the gang come up with the money? Will Roy return as Chaz Razor? Will Dan accept a smoothie punch card as legal tender?Find out next week… maybe.Follow us and join the meltdown: Facebook – Rewind or Die Podcast X – @rewindordiepod Instagram – @rewindordiepod Email – [email protected] or Die: Your favorite movie podcast, assuming we can afford to keep the lights on.