The Card That Promised Everything — A Horror Story in Four Acts

It arrived in a box. With a ribbon. The ribbon was unnecessary and entirely effective.This is the story of Batty and the American Express Platinum Card — the seduction, the lounge access, the quiet discovery of foreign transaction fees on every purchase made outside Austria, and the slow, elegant removal of benefits while the annual fee moved enthusiastically in the other direction.It ends with scissors. And a lesson about reading the small print before falling for the ribbon.🦇 battyontour.com