The Case for Applebee's | JJMW #479

Tucker and JJ return to familiar territory—Applebee's—to discuss chain-restaurant loyalty, imaginary (but very tempting) Applebee's credit card perks, and the long-term psychological impact of good ranch dressing.  Along the way, JJ pitches a Wikipedia project cataloging Applebee's limited-time cocktails, debate restaurant bathroom strategy, relive questionable waxing decisions, attempt to flesh out the lore of Principal Pamplemousse, and then they close with an unexpectedly philosophical breakdown of Humpty Dumpty. As always, it's food, culture, discomfort, and ideas—served generously. 00:00 – Applebee's traditions and chain-restaurant loyalty 02:00 – Ranking Applebee's cocktails & the Wikipedia idea 06:00 – Imaginary Applebee's credit card perks (and why they'd work) 10:30 – Waiters, managers, and long-term Applebee's relationships 15:00 – Nose and ear waxing: results, pain, regret 21:00 – Ranch dressing as a culinary equalizer 22:30 – Why great bathrooms build better businesses 25:00 – Principal Pamplemousse: appearance, values, Frenchness 28:00 – Stainless steel cookware, knives, and egg philosophy 33:00 – Eggs, international confusion, and American excess 36:00 – Humpty Dumpty theories, memes, and unanswered questions For more episodes of JJ Meets World, or to find out how you can support this podcast, visit http://www.jjmeetsworld.com/ Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/jjmeetsworld Merch Shop – https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jj-meets-world Apple Podcasts – https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jj-meets-world/id1367045742 Spotify – https://open.spotify.com/show/0L9IGvJuUjFK0UOR9AIF5u YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh1WZrpC-XE57mRzi1bzPow Google Play – https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iwnpufw6f5qromxbbw6pq32rsya Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/jjmeetsworldpodcast/