Got all these ideas of stuff I want to write and I keep these little notes about them and I never write anything about them. All these cool stories. Sure, like what? What do you like, Sheryl?
I told you about the Vampire Cop one, right? Hm. Hm. Hm.
Hm. Hm. Don't do that. I want to be out of mouth full of beer.
I almost ruined everything. And I heard as it were the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts sing, come and see. And I saw and it hold a white horse.
There's a man going round checking names. And he decides who to free and who to blame. And everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden letter reaching down.
Welcome to the packhouse. Hey, welcome to Dan and Brad live forever. We always forget to mention what Sheryl you're listening to. I like any time we mention the title, you always go, hey, all right.
Dan and Brad live forever. That was like a zombie wolf man, Jack. Ow. Very juicy.
Well, this is a lazy Saturday afternoon recording. It should be out. Yeah. Weather's been horrible for like several days because cold and rainy and crappy.
That's why we're drinking Guinness because it's cold weather beer, man. It is. It is. Or, you know, spice liquor works well.
Just rum. Yeah, rum's good all the time. Yeah, that's true. So originally we were going to talk about CERN, but the CERN and the large hydrone collider.
Large hydrone collider. But we kind of... Are you taking your cousin's advice a little too much? I barely talked to you and you're jumping into it.
No, I just wanted to mention that we're not doing it. Oh, I mean, we can talk a little bit about CERN. Oh, man. Well, you're going to just jump right into the fact that I got a little scared.
No, I wasn't going to it since you brought it up. All right. Dan's worried about the apocalypse. Well, I was for a minute.
Okay. I'm going to get a little drunk. Hey. It was a long day.
So you didn't want to research demons then at that point in time and possession? Well, since it all starts coming up, like right then. Yeah. Yeah.
You should probably drink some more of that beer. Or you get into that conversation. Yeah, I got a headache. Yeah.
But from the peeps. Yeah, I was drinking PBR last night. Poor choice and alcohol. But it's cheap and I like cheap.
It works at the time. Yeah. Like almost any alcohol when you're not concerned. Any alcohol works when you don't have alcohol.
Yeah. And when you're not worried about the consequence. Yeah. You know, I was thinking like, I'm not going to get that drunk off this PBR.
I don't want that bad. I'm hangover. And it's like, yeah, it's wrong. Yeah.
It's way wrong. It's like, well drinks. Yeah. You're like, what does it matter?
It's mixed with, you know, orange juice or Coke or whatever. No, it fucking matters because that's basically formaldehyde that you're drinking. Your brain feels formaldehyde. Yeah.
Like it's embalming you right now. I think I put the eye in reality. I don't know. It's not right at the time.
It's not good. In my head. No, I started looking in the stern, which if you don't know, there's an amazing organization that gets a lot of bad press because people are scared of it. We could reason.
Yeah. The amount of energy they're using to make these tests is pretty crazy. Like when you think about it, like the amount of power that they're using to force particles into each other. Well, no, I was thinking this morning, you know what's more terrifying?
The United States. We've actually blown people up. CERN's been active since like 1954. And they haven't blown anything up.
Oh, I mean, they sacrifice them to the gods. But you know, man, yeah, so I was researching and the whole point was to bring up all these like crazy conspiracies, which are just that. I mean, there's nothing that I've found so far that it's like, oh, they're definitely trying to open a portal to hell. Oh, yeah.
Obviously. Well, that's not about conspiracy theory. You're not kind of fine proof of it. That's why it's a theory.
Right. And that's what the fun was until something struck me that was a little weird and it freaked me out a little bit. You want me to explain? Well, let's start talking about it.
I guess talk about the about CERN first. Like, you know what? It's over in Sweden. It basically takes three or four countries.
Oh, you mean where does it sit? Yeah, it's like on the border of Switzerland and what's the other one? Croatian. Something like that.
Anyway, that's why about the laptop? Anyway, but yeah, and it basically is a giant circle underground that they. It's basically like a rail gun. It's like a big magnet roller coaster for particles.
Yeah. So they fill it with hydrogen gas and basically use magnets to force it to go around faster and faster and faster until the particles hit each other and it's an atom smasher. Yeah, basically. And the atoms hit each other at such high velocity and such power that they fall apart basically and they get these snapshots of the atoms falling apart so they can see the smaller particles that make out the atoms.
Right. That's a good way to describe it. Mostly, they wanted to find out and most of the physicists don't like the term, but they wanted to find what they called in 2012, the God particle. The Higgs boson.
The Higgs boson, right. You know, they've known forever that there was a weak force. Well, you know what the Higgs boson is. Kind of.
I mean, I'm not that far into physics. It's the particle that gives objects mass. Oh, okay. It is what accounts for mass and objects.
So that's why they're saying, you know, mass equals energy. M.C. So that's why they're calling it the God particle. It's the actual particle that allows things to exist, I guess.
I knew you were smarter than me. I like physics, man. Well, then talk about it. All right.
Does the laptop is dead? Damn it. Damn it. I'm just going to pause it because if we're going to talk about some of this shit, I'm probably going to have to look it up.
Go grab your phone. I've got my phone. I'm going to start looking up on your phone. It's more hard.
It's more hard. It's more hard. Oh my God. Yeah.
So they've found several other particles. And, you know, I went through and listened to some of these YouTube videos. It's hard to take. Well, I mean, it's just like this one guy's like, it's weird that CERN always knows something's there before they find it.
It's like, well, that's how science works, man. You predict something. That's what theoretical physics is. Yeah.
It's like, it's not weird. That's how it works. Yeah. So, you know, it's like a electron microscope, they had ever seen an atom.
Hey, you know what was theorized before was discovered? Germs. Everything. Yeah, everything.
Hey, man, I think this is a magnet. I'm putting it next to metal. Oh my God, it's a magnet. Right?
That is kind of neat about some of the stuff they've done with magnets, obviously, because that's the whole idea. But do you see any of the stuff about anti-matter? Yeah, I was going to get to that. I was hoping you might be able to explain anti-matter a little better than me because it's still kind of hard for me to wrap my head around.
Yeah, I'm not completely 100% sure. They were able to produce anti-hydrogen, which is the polar opposite, I think literally, the polar opposite of hydrogen atom. But every time they do, find anti-matter, which I'm not entirely sure how they find it by firing up this sargate or whatever they're working with over there, it would appear for like a thousandth of a second or something. You know, enough for them to register like, oh shit, that's anti-matter.
I heard they were able to capture it for like 16 minutes or so. Yeah, later on. Which is kind of cool. That's what I was talking about with magnets.
They created a magnetic bottle. That's what I was wondering. I'm kind of getting to the right frequency or whatever around this tunnel and then they turn the magnets on, hits inside this invisible bottle and then they close it and they're able to like sustain it in there for a little while. Yeah, so that's what I had assumed I didn't look into it, but because I was wondering like, oh, if it's anti-matter, you can't keep it in a glass jar.
No. Because it's anti-matter. So it has to be held in nothing, which is the only way to do that be magnets. I'm using where they can like float frogs and stuff and magnets.
Little kinds of things. That's the fuck with the frogs brain, right? Well, I mean, they do a lot of horrible things to animals, man. It's just a frog though.
So they were able to... I don't know. In the same breath, between sentences. Yeah, that's kind of what they do to the frogs, but it's just a frog.
Well, so one of the big things people are scared of CERN is because of their mascot slash statue out front. I don't even think it's out front. I was trying to figure out where it's at on their campus. And it's...
I heard it was out, but I mean CERN gets its name from the transition. Since I'm European, what? No, research, something, right? Yeah, but it's in the other language.
It's actually like a European center for new research. Or something like that. Yeah, so it would be out of order English. Oh, gotcha.
Well, out front, I'm gonna say that now and do you find out exactly where it is. It is a statue of Shiva, the Indian goddess. God. Is it God?
Yeah, Indian God. Only goddess in Final Fantasy. Maybe that's why I said that. That's what I thought too.
I thought it was a chick. The destroyer is his name because he kills everything. So... But he is a huge figure in Hinduism.
Yeah. Because it's not only the destroyer but the creator as well. Well, exactly. It's like a time of change.
And if you actually read the plaque on the statue, it's a gift from India. Yeah. So it totally makes sense. Even though it's not like they're like, Hey, I'll show you the show.
Have a wreck to the statue in your honor. And also it's not like it's not like the names even that far off the destroyer. They're there smashing atoms. They're destroying the basic fundamental items of items.
Items of items. Items of items. But you know, I mean, it's not like it's... What's a better one?
It's not like they put Satan on a statue. Right. So another thing that occurred to me. Maybe don't freak out.
Like everyone else is freaking out about anything. And really wasn't even related to CERN. It was because I was researching CERN that some other whack job was like, What about the moon? I'm like, Oh, that kind of lines up.
What's going on? And let's be realistic. I mean, it's way out of my league. Probably shouldn't have even attempted.
It's probably out of the due to me the YouTube videos league as well. Oh yeah. All the dummies. Just like us.
And we're average, lead smart, averagely. That's a word. Just for yourself. Immediately.
I'm actually reasing out most things. And there's a lot of people done with me, man. Yeah. And a lot of them have YouTube accounts.
Well, speaking of YouTube real quick now, starting with this episode, we're going to be releasing all these on YouTube as well. So sweet. I don't know why you would. It's just going to be a still image.
It's not going to be a video of us, but more people here. How would we do that? It does it automatically through Lipsen. I think it does.
I have to look into it. I haven't figured out quite yet, but we're done. Well, here's another thing about the apocalypse. I haven't put a cartoon in, so whatever.
The whole thing about the apocalypse, this is the way I look at it. I mean, if it is the apocalypse, there's nothing I can do to stop it. True. So why am I worried?
No, okay. That's a good way to look at it. That's how I look at life. Something just can't stop.
So, yeah, you know. I'm not a lot of time in church, and I have. And you have a lot of issues with a lot of the stuff that goes on in the church. Black something, totally understand how it's a benefit.
Really don't like a lot of other things. Not sure how I feel about it. I don't know who's trying to tell me the truth or who's lying to me. That's where faith comes in.
Right. That's the easy answer. Yeah. Anyway.
So when you've been programmed that long, I think what's scarier to me about the apocalypse, say I'm not really, I'm not afraid of dying. You're afraid of after the apocalypse. Right. Because that implies, if you believe any of that is true, that also implies forever.
You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a little scarier. I mean, it like triggered some of the like when we were really young and went to like a country church in Indiana when there was a lot of fire and brimstone sermons.
It triggered that in my head like that. Oh man. What if it's real? Crisis hold.
And they're going to burn me forever. Well, here's nothing. Like, let's say you die and either go to heaven or hell or whatever. Once you're there, you're immortal because you're going to be there forever.
If you're just going to play by their rules, yeah. I mean, if you're there forever, wherever you happen to go. Sure. Well, then what's forever to something like time no longer really holds time is not really a thing anymore.
I don't know about any of it is my point. Like, do any of this really know what's going on? No. I don't think anyone does.
And you know, people have faith in what they believe in and people believe in nothing, people believe in God, people believe in certain. I mean, it's a pretty, we haven't talked about it at all. But I mean, it's a fairly common struggle in my brain of my upbringing and programming versus, you know, intellect. Like, yeah, it's a lot nicer to think that there's a benevolent super being that has my best interest in mind versus everything goes black and you just don't exist anymore.
Versus everything means nothing. Yeah. But I think it's Pete Holmes joke because he kind of has a lot of the same thoughts. Yeah.
And explores who he is and why we're here and what's it all about on his bike? Yes. He made it weird. Kind of feel like I'm doing it right now.
But he was talking about like, okay, if you're on a plane and it's going down, would you rather be, you know, some uptight, pickhead drinking like a glass of scotch and you know, everybody's dying and you get the atheist who's just like drinking a scotch like, well, this is just as meaning as everything else was, or do you want to be the guy at the back of the plane? This is Christian. He's like, I'm going home. Like, like, yeah, I mean, there's, there's some benefits to having a lot of people.
Having beliefs and things, you know, I mean, I definitely think that's how people got where they are today. Like people, like as a species, like without religion, like why not just rape that person I want to rape from both sides though, right? Negative and positive. Like, most people are like, well, if I'm bad, then I'll have to go to a bad place.
Well, then the bad people and people of power throughout history have used it to control people as well. Yeah. Yeah. So that makes me untrusting of the old scenario as well.
Like, is any of it real or was it just used to control people? Like, it's, it's a really messed up scenario. I'd like to believe that it's all real. I'd like to believe that there's a giant super being in the sky that is like, don't worry about it.
I got you. That's what we'd like to think. We'd like to think that we're going to. Well, and you know, depending on where, what religion you grew up in, like some forms of Christianity, like once you accept Jesus Christ, yes, no matter what, you're going to heaven.
Yeah. So I mean, technically I am. Yeah, just leaving that one. I mean, what if you got there and it's like, ah, shit, the Hindu's right.
Like, I don't know anything about these guys. Right. I mean, there's they're all so similar to, which is another thing that makes it kind of well, I mean, they're so much in common with all religions. It's like, maybe, maybe it's real.
Yeah, like maybe there's something going on and everybody just got a different interpretation of it because people are different. Well, this one, this one. Or it's a collective subconscious. Well, here's.
And we're all afraid of dying. So we invented this thing to imagine that we're going to live forever. Here's something a little crazy I was thinking about. Yeah.
So when I was listening to that video, he was telling me how maybe CERN was supposed to be bringing Nimrod, basically, the leader of who created the Tower of Babel. Yeah. Well, despite God. So the Tower of Babel was created because everyone communicated together.
They tried to build a tower called up to heaven so they didn't have to go through whatever to get to heaven. Oh, I thought it was because Nimrod wanted Nimrod to build the Tower of Babel to challenge God and he destroyed the tower and confounded the languages. See, I thought it was because he wanted to. They want to build it.
What's the myth about why everybody's different? Well, I guess it is a way to challenge God. They wanted to build a way to heaven so they didn't have to go through God to get ahead. Yeah.
And that's what Nimrod's thing was like, I'll build this tower tall enough. Well, and he said, so I can challenge you personally. Two things. One thing.
If at one point we all spent same language and then it broke up, we would all have slightly different religions because over time they would all change a little bit. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So we're trying to figure out the basic building blocks of everything so that we can then create our own heaven on earth. Yeah. But I mean, why doesn't the Human Genome Project get that sort of attention?
Because it wouldn't be creating heaven on earth. No, but they're creating life from nothing. Whereas if we had trying to, using stem cells and growing ears and petri dishes and shit. Yeah.
But if we figure out the bare essentials of particles, we can build anything. I see what you mean, like being able to manipulate it. Yeah. Imagine having what's in Star Trek where they just, and it beams whatever they want.
Like their food, food, food, a scissor. Yeah. So they could, you know, we'd be able to punch a machine. And basically that'd be heaven.
Like we can, we're going to live forever now and we can have anything we won't ever always. Oh yeah. Okay. I see what you're saying.
So if the Tower of Babel was true, does that mean there's going to be another Tower of Babel situation where it's like, listen, these guys aren't talking too much. Let's break them up. I don't know. Oh yeah.
You know what it's called? It's called the FCC shutting down the internet. We're all communicating too much Dan. They're going to throttle it.
Hey, yeah. If you go on Wikipedia. And this is just from Wikipedia. This isn't some crazy site.
If you look at CERN's accomplishments, Earth of the World Wide Web. So turns out my dad was right. The computers are the beast. We're all going to burn.
Damn it. No, I didn't know that. Like because of the scientific importance of being able to communicate of the project, it became a data center very quickly. And then, you know, as communications improved, everybody needed remote access.
Like the sizable undertaking of building a tower to heaven. Or you know, the ability to connect computers over copper lines so that everybody doesn't have to travel all the time. That's how they came up with the World Wide Web. And it's crazy that it wasn't Elgore.
It's not crazy that it was always saying that. The internet's really just Morse code. A lot of it. I mean, technically it's all, it's, oh yeah, one's and zeros.
Yeah. Isn't everything. I don't know because I don't understand DNA and the twisty ribosomes. Yeah, well, see DNA is not binary.
Right. Because it's four. But they're paired. So it's really two, which is zero one.
Which is binary. I guess it's a two digit binary system. Isn't binary two digit? Well, no.
Binary's one, zero or one. Wouldn't that be unary? Unary? Unary?
Well, binary. Oh, damn it. Doesn't binary do? Yeah, because there's only zero or one.
Which I technically is only one. Are we spinning ourselves out a little bit? I feel like we're spinning out. Tires.
They're not gripping down. You got some kitty litter. Speaking of, what's a good way to get out of a stuck situation. If you don't have boards, boards, do you think?
Dirt? Yeah, just pack tires. Of course, you've never had to deal with a lot of snow. Oh, if you're still talking about snow, I've been spinning like stuff.
I've been spinning like stuff. Yeah. Yeah, anything. Wood sticks.
Anything that chalk the wheels with instead of grabs. I think that's where a lot of people screw up, including me is I'll put the board flat. I'm not like, oh, I'm going to make my little road under there. No, you wanted to shoot the board out.
Yeah. Some kid lizards and I. I'm talking to the police. Yeah.
You want to get something where you can grip and turn it the other way. So you roll over it. Like a railroad tie. Mm hmm.
Don't go get a railroad tie. Those are heavy. Just a board. I mean, if you can carry a road tie, that'll get you out.
Or ball up a couple swirls from under there. A couple ball up squirrels. You don't need squirrels. Friends, legs, you know.
If we had to. The dead corpses in your trunk. Anything will work. Speaking of spinning out.
What were we talking about? I'm not concerned about sir. I'm not concerned about sir. I'm not concerned about sir.
I mean, you know, I'm not concerned about sir. I'm sorry. I told you there's going to be a lot of. Yeah, sir.
I'm concerned about it. I mean, I'm not concerned about it because one of the main issues people had when they were first about to start. Like, well, yeah, it's going to create tiny black holes. And everyone's like, I'm sorry, what?
Black holes on where? Earth? Yeah, no thank you. You know, they're not going to just absorb everything and we're all going to die.
I'm not saying that something bad won't happen. Well, it hasn't though. Well, that's the thing that they've discovered. Yeah.
Like, they knew that they couldn't keep antimatter very long because once it touches matter, they both destroy each other in a flash of light and it produces energy. So they've done that many times. Everything's cool. I think we might have had a couple hurricanes.
Somebody was trying to tie that together too. And it was completely made up. Yeah, he messed with the table. Like he was trying to say, oh, well, the earthquakes and Harvey and Irma and it's on these dates.
So I'm like, okay, if you go on CERN's website, they'll give you a schedule for the collider. I don't need the schedule change because one of the projects got done sooner than the other. Yeah. But the original schedule was totally different than the one the kid was talking about on the freaking video.
And I'm like, why are you just lying? I was just saying nothing. You can make correlations between anything. Yeah, if you want to.
If I had a graph and I marked down people, how long they lived and how many times they saw a butterfly. Right. And you zoom in and that graph enough, you can go see, look, the more butterflies you see the longer you live. Right.
Here's proof in this chart right here. And then you look deeper and it's like, well, technically out of a thousand people, you only used four people to make your graph look good. You know, I heard this. What's the word for that?
Not binary data. Fuck, I'm stupid. What? I'm not a word for it.
Like when you want something to go your way, bully. Fuck off. I'm looking over clear. Go ahead.
Keep going. Shit. I forget what I was saying now, those two videos make fun of you. Those, um, the YouTube videos, the cash, just lying.
Conspiracy? Oh, for their own benefit, you mean just sensationalism? Because they want to be like a news organization that makes money on fear and lies? Yeah.
I guess that I'm just want to make money. So I'm just going to say whatever I want. Yeah. I mean, we can make our own conspiracy and put YouTube videos out about it.
Sure. And eventually, if you get enough people to turn their heads towards it, all of a sudden. That'd be a fun experiment. Maybe we need to come up with our own conspiracy.
All of a sudden, you're, um, just make shit up. And then you become a church. See it right? And see how many people, um, you know, start spreading it around.
And then like a year later, we'll come out and be like, everybody needs to stop this. Because we just lied the whole time to prove a point. That'd be great if somebody came out and did that. I'm kind of expecting, uh, what's his name?
You know, um, Bruce Jenner to do that. He totally, like if he came out, he'd be like the hero of so many people, including me, to like, come out and expose all the social justice warriors for being just complete frauds and phonies. Well, he was just like, hey, I was just pretending to be a chick for a while and you guys all lost your mind. And you remember, like right before he became a woman, I don't remember that.
He was driving his car and killed someone. No. Yeah. You know why no one talks about that?
Because within weeks, he decided to become a woman. Oh, shit. Yeah, he killed a lady in his car. He plowed into her.
I'd be sure to remember that. And she died. Like weeks before. Whoa.
Yeah. I'd become a woman, too, to get away with murder. Like not that I was playing murder or anything, but I mean. I mean, what's, what's going to happen?
You walk around with some fake jokes for a couple years. Yeah, he didn't cut it off. No. Yeah, why not?
No. What's her name? Kardashian? Yeah.
The mom? Yeah. Well, it's Christian because they were married. Like they don't come out and say it, but she's basically like, did you?
And he's like, no. Like there's like a little like side conversation where you know what they're talking about. And she's like, did you even lie to him on the way? And he's like, yeah, that's causing some problems.
I don't want to talk about that. Yeah. Like they immediately like shut it down, but he's totally like, no, I didn't do that. I have no problem if you want to be transgender.
Go be transgender. I don't either, man. But I do have problems. I have problems with people lying about it.
And I got problems with like that year. I'm going to call him he because he's a dick. One woman of the year. Forgot your corn there, Dan?
That's a good thing. Makes it real. But you know, like if you want to be a transgender, go be a transgender. I don't care.
That'll be in the least bit. No. Now when you let your five year old kids take hormones because your five year old boy says he wants to be a girl, can't do that, man. No.
You can't do that. There's people out there. I do too. I know.
I know. And I really think they should consider that torture, dude. This is delicious smelling. Yeah.
Blue moon and apricot. I think I told you about this. I think you did too. It's an apricot.
It's just like a little bit of an apricot. This is very close. Can you do that? The cat thing?
Yeah. You see what kind of guy we can? I can't do it. You can hurt me, aren't you?
No, I just hit him. I used to hate that dude. You're like, that house party is something. You just be like, shhh.
Right by your... I saw it trying to kill me. Yeah, I was just flipping a bottle cap when you snap and it shoots off. Yeah.
I can whip it down. You were that guy, right? Yeah, man. Not really.
No. I just knew how to do it and hit people with it. Like a whipping towel, too. Oh, again.
You know, I was so cashing right on the upper thigh or lower thigh, I mean, right there behind the knee. Yeah, dude. Fuck you. Yeah, nasty.
Anywhere really. Yeah. You just popped a good time with the towel anywhere in your whole body. Yeah.
It's the worst. Always fucking my wife like I'm gonna get it to her. She's like fuck, stop, stop, no! I'm like, I'm not really gonna hurt you.
I'll try to run out and try to get me. And I'll try to get me. I'm like, well now I have to get you. Right, and wonder if you're gonna mock me.
I knew you wouldn't. Oh, and it's on now. Mm hm hm. Just probably not.
Did we just describe Spousellbees? scribe scaffold's piece spousal abuse oh okay scapble bees scapble bees is what i heard i was like that's it hold up yeah so sir i'm not concerned about that's not it uh do do do um i'm really not like i think they're doing good work keep it up guys i think so too you know just keep the paychecks i mean uh keep keep doing what you know you're so scared they're not paying me to say anything shit you know it's kind of like the moon landing where if it is being covered up it's like there's no way you can keep or not moonlight flat earth it's like there's too many people they'd have to silence yeah yeah like you can't make everyone be quiet about it like how many people work at sern oh there's like 42 countries or something well yeah exactly so like you just mean everyone who's ever been there says nothing yeah it's it's all it's a messed up thing it really is that they're getting such negative attention but i mean did you read the thing about the scientists who quit like release some thing on some board about how he used to be a scientist and technically still is but one of the like releases information before he got murdered basically oh the little short story yeah which is clearly a story and not like yeah somebody telling their experience we call her father and it's like what are you talking about i creeped into the room it was dark that night i'm like you're not yeah no it's no it's no pros this isn't a confession yeah and shitty pro we got an elevator there's a short story instead i'll never get used to that why would you mention that there's no reason to mention that this is a story yeah and a bad one yeah like i can register in story probably better than that's a good question i think it's just them lazy yeah i like i like to learn to write better but i guess i should learn to speak better first but yeah i guess what i'm saying right you need to read more okay i'll see you read more okay i'll see you read better you read all these ideas of stuff i want to write and i like keep these little notes about them and i never write anything about them i think all these cool stories stories like what would you much more i told you about the vampire cop one right don't do that i want to be out of mouth full of air i almost ruined everything i've talked about the vampire cop i want space right now you have not okay so check it really when i think of these i think i'm as movies in my head i cast not everything but i mean i think they would be good written as well so this is in the future or even now let's say now times all right so we had to take a break we've realized the heater was only we're probably making a good background noise i don't even know what we're talking about anymore so what are we talking about we're talking about sir we got to talk we got to talk a little bit but it was going somewhere what we're talking about literally couldn't tell you anything really matters space no no shit sorry talking about space because i was playing a little uh space obviously yeah end of the world everybody now well we can start talking about the end of the world because that's what some people think sern is going to cause well there's a few things i think it causes they think it's they're trying to open a portal to another realm like to release satan yeah there's all kinds of stuff i mean we just run down some of the stuff that they were accusing them of um their experiments are causing changes in timelines which explains the mandela effect which i don't know if we talked about mandela effect before but i don't know bernstein bernstein bears oh the mandela effect yeah that's the best way so you said everyone goes oh yeah yeah i know you're saying bernstein yeah who knows it was always bernstein for me but a lot of people say bernstein probably because just that's just the way it rings also when you're reading it you're seven yeah i'm like you don't recall exactly what you know let it make sense that it would be stine yeah because that's a name so you were more familiar familiarized yourself with stine versus stine right as german sounding and that's how you would pronounce it yeah but whatever yeah and then you know they saw the mandela effect because some people believe nelson under mandela died in prison some people think he didn't because he didn't he didn't yeah i don't know who thought he died in prison didn't he just recently died yeah like i mean few years ago but yeah he got out of prison he didn't die in prison i think i was one of those people that he thought he died in prison yeah i think it's just because you forget about him being in prison oh wait no he's still like oh weird well so they that they that language is the best yeah you're good at stuff i'm good at stuff like words speaking um they believe it's going to bring a long bring a long the apocalypse no it's not the right bring about the apocalypse or release demons open the pit to hell one person i read that the site that they build sern is maybe they think on the ruins of a temple of apollo which doesn't make a lot of sense because it's a switro and okay well and if it was and then they tried to make that correlation to revelation where the bottom was pit where apalian is released i'm like man you're making a lot of logical jumps well and what part of sern like it's fucking huge it's gonna be it's gonna be on something somewhere yeah yeah now it is kind of weird yeah it is weird the names of the you know how that the three main detectors line up with they don't line up let me stop they don't line up there's three in a row which there's three of row of a lot of things like a rinds belt sure the pyramids uh the mountains on mars or something like that i read also yeah there's too many correlations that are running and they don't line up because they're on a circle a rinds belt is a straight line so it's a meet there's no way they line up no it's more just and now the three stars and the three stars and rinds belt the first two have started with letter a and the third one's like an odd man out starts in the m and the same thing with the detectors it's allis and they're just looking for shit yeah exactly it's all correlation without causation motherfucker science yeah uh what was another one um well the weather control thing i mean i'm sure they're oh it's supposed to be in teleportation to mars for oh yeah stargate stargate uh i mean it seems like if the thing i keep going back to you is that it's they haven't done anything it's kind of like a rind that you know of man it's kind of like a rind like a rind gets a lot of shit and it's because people that have lots of money want something from them but they haven't openly attacked anyone in what is it it's like 1,100 yeah why don't i attack it anyone because they have an attack on everyone they haven't anything yeah well they've enriched uranium uh we're the most dangerous country on the planet if anybody is suspicious they should be suspicious of us we're the dicks huh in a slight nor korea like shooting missile and testing bombs like go ahead man go ahead man i like my work soon well shoot you lost that missile we will hack into it and turn it around on your asshole so quick immediately we have fucking subs that that's all they're doing in the ocean they're just waiting for someone to launch something so they can counter attack yeah all i mean every country has to know that right yeah right i mean the school's down the street from my house the nuclear school's down the weapon station yeah you're training first some of the brightest people in the country to ride these things around just to look for fucking missiles in the sky for them to shoot down now do you think we caused that missile to not launch from nor korea because it wouldn't surprise me you know the one i kind of went up and i went on the back down it's just it's just there shitty duds yeah my daddy stole the squibs for some reason so squib you know what a squib is right no like carmibis when you see something shot in blood so that's a squib ah weird anyway but it's it's kind of the same concept though like don't bust me up about my firecrackers bro like oh he has explosives in his house no those are firecrackers he's a lunatic yeah let him play he has yeah pouf to his dude he's not gonna hurt anybody yeah he hurt yourself you're gonna piss the wrong person off and then they're gonna hurt you uh you you're gonna throw a firecracker across the street in the jacks yard you're gonna cause big burn mark and that's his pride and joy he'll come over and beat my ass that's how it works they they think that uh a lot of people think america's bullies yeah we are i think we're more of a principal and everyone else is still in school and we're like listen we'll fuck your whole shit up so just listen to what we say yeah don't be a dick i think it was Trevor Noah um who's the host of the day was showing up yeah in his stand up he was like i don't think you guys realize that yes we kind of think your assholes but kind of not and this is coming from the south african switch yeah you know a lot of people think their assholes black south african yeah it's everything but i think he said that everyone thinks of the united states as the bully on the beach yeah the the big muscley guy walking around that's been working out way too long and you're like obviously that guy's a douchebag and i don't want to fuck with him but he's not really causing any problems you know what i mean but at the same time i know if someone came over here tried to beat me up he might have my back maybe yeah that's maybe that's better analogy but that's how they think of the united states like you're just a dick yeah like you're just obviously nobody's gonna fuck with you because you're bigger than everybody yeah i mean but that doesn't mean we like you no but i'd probably not liking us but like i mean i think for the most part americans don't want to bother anyone no we don't want to be in these wars no but our lives are pretty easy yeah and they're easy because of the things that you know we do behind closed doors that i don't want to know about i don't want to know either i don't want to know this kind of podcast kind of about that oh yeah but you know what i'm saying like yeah i don't want to feel good about my iPhone for $10 a month no you don't want to think about that we just want to continue being shitty consumers down with child labor but keep making those screens because break one like every six months i hate child labor oh you want to go back to the phone? no well who's gonna make flip phones yeah we might be on make flip phones by now which areable uh last time education first in military all right america um you seen uh i guess we can talk about this at first first second that the whole thing with them trying to kill net neutrality yeah that sucks i mean i haven't been watching it close enough to know if it's passed or hasn't passed or oh they already passed it so net neutrality is gone yeah fucking cuts yeah i'd had no real interest and still don't in what the hell was going on with trompe or any of that shit and i mean i'm sure it's not him who? trompe i'm sure he's not doing anything no it's not there he's just fallen out belore or whatever it's like head guy that's the sce guy um i'm sure it's bottom page 4 like everybody else but those those were the two things that bug me the most about what's been happening in the government lately net neutrality not only can they sell your browsing history all your activities online which you can mask but you have to go through um VPN or private VPN so it's gonna slow your service down anyway the other thing they can do is it basically accepts bribes so if netless is more than hulu so netflix gets more bandwidth yeah they can just pay Comcast to be like okay make everybody else suck and they've got the money to do it yeah now the you know there's good things and bad things about that they really are i mean good thing is you know i don't see what's good about it okay maybe there's not a good thing about it maybe some of the bad things about it like um small businesses like if you're trying to make a website now that rivals amazon or i mean not amazon you can not gonna do that but like et c let's say you make a new page that tries to rival et c yeah good point you have no chance to pay basically to lock you out yeah because now they're now they're going to categorize websites and they're going to tier the rankings in each way you know each category so it's like you can't search for it oh you have a podcast page well for $25 a month we can allow 4 000 people to visit your site oh yeah i have no doubt that if we had enough advertising dollars everybody would know about this podcast yeah with no trouble at all so essentially the internet is becoming the small business i could pay to win no fucking EA pay to win you know it's like it's the whole Walmart thing like how that killed the small business the small mom and pop shops but see there was a good side of that because now you can get cheap socks and i know where to go to get like any good one place to get everything a back scratcher yeah whereas before i'd have to go to some like weird gas station out of mcclellanville for $45 back scratchers right because they're all handmade well that's the good ones man where they have individual fingers their wood wire how do you feel about back scratchers i i don't like them because i feel like it's one of those things that random people pick up in the store and use yeah i know i'm not getting a used back scratcher you don't fucking scross alcohol it when you get home i don't feel like it's enough i mean it's not like it has grooves in it it's not like it's uh yeah still i never thought about it until you just mention it thanks gross i have one whole family shares so that's just me my life sunglasses hats same way uh those hat stores in the mall can you imagine i mean yes i don't go in the head that hat keeps tag on so you can return it those hats uh in the mall you know you can look at a hat and tell if you like it or not you don't have to put it on your head everybody does though oh man i'm adding to be a woman bikinis yeah that's weird too like they got a little protection ship but what no and you're supposed to keep your underwear on when you try them tary tells me she puts it on like over or close that's what you're supposed to put it on over your underwear but how many gross fucking nasa i'm putting on sure there's plenty of them on their period just throwing them all in tricep all in tricep dude no they're just not even gonna have to go red tide i don't know if you know this but i've slowly been editing less and less so eventually i get to the point where we can just release them with almost no i mean we're gonna have to edit because i screwed up when we took a break but well yeah and i think you just thought i was getting too much out so you took you took the reins you're like yeah these are too short now no i was just 45 minutes now they're too short it's just i could tell you were stressing way too much about it i do stress about it yeah and you don't need to it's very kind of you so and i never i never explained what freed me up you didn't get into it no we started talking about it yeah and then and then you got me sure because you're like well let's talk about certain first oh yeah sorry okay so apparently with the sun overhead moon on her feet seven stars why is it jumping through it i've got to explain just trying to i don't understand any of it but i understand kind i i i reached once you told me about it i was like what is he talking about and i was looking it up and i was like eh the thing that bothered me was that if you observe those three things separately okay so there's this video about red relation 12 online and some like what was he talking about so the scripture real quick though did you read the section in the bible yeah out of a bible no but i've got plenty of bibles in the house i can i just no i pulled it i pulled up like one of those uh bible gateway okay like an actual bible website bible was the correct it wouldn't be like bible revelations dot exit yeah wasn't just made up yeah but it was taken out of context anyway so it says something like i'm not gonna read it verbatim but i don't feel like going to find no just um something else there's a wonder in the sky there's a woman clothed in the sun with a moon at her feet with nine stars above her head and she's with child or something so i'm okay that's weird so on september 23rd which is the end of russia chana which is the uh jus new year and it is also 33 days after the great american eclipse if you look at the sky on september 23rd 33 obviously a significant number in the bible christmas 33 years etc oh yeah you say etc that is the only thing i know of well there's the trinity and three years and three three years and sevens are well 33 and three are different numbers Dan this is why i have problems with these conspiracy things oh well this isn't a different number christmas supposedly lived 33 years okay according to the button and what else is 33 nothing i don't know well 33 years and 33 days are different things oh i see what you mean like it's just no no you're right you're right sometimes numbers show up all right keep on i'm sorry and interrupt it's just it's what flatters people do no it is it's what all conspiracy people do if they just take things out of context and drop parallels the thing that was weird to me was i read the passage and then i went and downloaded an astronomy app on my phone that allows you to change the date a lot of them do that where you can see like what does the sky look like in paris in 1950 yeah i did that point in my phone up where uh vergo was which is a female constellation the virgin um overhead was there like kind of over her shoulder was the sun Jupiter was in her stomach there were leo which is seven stars plus three planets i'm sorry the other just seven stars plus two planets are like lined up along with vergo and the sun and the moon they're like in a line what part of vergo huh the constellation i know but you say lined up like like leo's seven stars like a straight line like above her head like if you're looking at an egg ball enough for you but this like if you're looking at just think of like a line on one side there is vergo with her feet off to the left underneath is the moon in the center where her stomach would be if she's a woman is jupiter uh right over her shoulder is the sun and then like you know line is going you know directly above her head you know if the constellation is taking into account is leo and then two more i wasn't two more point it's like right there leo is not seven straight stars in a row no so some saying like i mean the line the constellation is about i guess i guess the alignment of the constantly it was one i'm wondering like because you can't i mean there's multiple stars in the constellation like how are they aligned like i'll pull it up for you you'll see i know but the stars don't change isn't leo and the vergo always lined up in that same exact way close together but there's they don't move no but that's what that's what they're saying because because the planet is seen as stars to the ancient world yeah so for those two planets to be lined up above her head that adds the two missing stars yeah so for those two stars to be there in line with the sun in line with her in line with jupiter and the moon is supposed to be the sign of the beginning of the apocalypse but also in ancient times when they didn't have lights and shit you would see so many more stars true there would be 45 stars above leo sure so that's what i'm saying like it just it's okay but yeah keep going sorry i just the star thing bugs me you don't need to argue with it i'm not arguing it's just telling you what i saw i know i read the read the passage looked it up on the app it looks like it looks like what like if i read it and then looked at it i'd be like shit okay and that's what i did i was like shit shit the apocalypse is here what's going on here started looking up a little bit more it's also the end of russian which i didn't know what is russia china it's a three-day festival at the end of the jewish year okay which is september 20th but the they don't consider the new year to have begun until russia china is over which would be the 23rd and the festival end is ends the 27th so after and so this was 33 days after russia china no 33 days after the eclipse on the russia china yeah and again you know fuzzy numbers but it was kind of weird that the last jewish year was 5777 and 777 is the number of completion in the but you're skipping out on the 5000 before the 777 right i can't just truncate whole numbers and say right well you could also be like well yeah this is year seven which is a lucky number sure like it just i just i know i just hate when people cut numbers in half and i'm like look this is it's like well this is 665 well you know what's missing a one but technically five is also written number one in the same shape in greece so technically if you had the one plus the five it's a greece 666 like no i understand yeah i know just my brain heart's trying to you don't have to fight it's okay i just gree inside yeah that's the same way dery phil like all i was trying to say it was like it's just weird it's kind of weird understandable like most i mean kind of like in the flat earth kind of way like okay that's bullshit and then you give me like you know seven or eight examples where you like what about this and i don't really have an answer and you're just like huh okay once a pretty good conspiracy and it was just kind of like that just like okay that seems to hold some weight more so than most other crazy here and uh i mean once you see it you'll see what i was saying but it's it's totally taken out of context that part of revelation has to do with more about the early church and about the crucifixion and resurrection about how the devil tried to tempt jesus but jesus passed the test and was taken to heaven and see a lot a lot of the early christians which i'm sure for a lot of them was terrifying thought the world was going to end in a moment because the revelation of john was thought to like once Jesus dies this is gonna happen yeah because they didn't understand like anybody else the prophetic books they're like you know seven years tribulation so they're like okay so that means since jesus died like two weeks ago he's coming back in seven weeks like what's happening right now so there was throughout history there's been a constant fear that this is it we're all gonna die i think that's pretty much always been a fear of humans though like throughout history forever there's always some form of holy shit this is the day the world's gonna end sure because we found this written on a mountain which doesn't mean someone wasn't taking payot and just wrote some shit on a mountain sure and it just happens you know like the whole not your not your nastardomus right like his writing's like just how depends how you read into it man yeah it's you know like the whole mind calendar ending like people thought the fucking world was gonna end literally maybe just stopped maybe you got a hand cramp it was just like ugh enough of this supposedly it's like no more chiseling today robert well they would probably have made another calendar for after that one ended but they no longer exist so they never made another calendar right it that's like just like into like their cycles like they believe that there were cycles of the earth and they're like yeah okay well this cycle ends in 2012 or whatever yeah which i'm sure which it is i think a cycle but it's not like it's a end of the world cycle it's a you know like a seasonal type cycle i think something like that i don't even know i don't even know either but the world didn't end year 2000 the fucking world didn't end when all the stars lined up a few years ago remember that when all the planets were in line what i think like two down six down seven oh yeah or maybe it was after that anyways all the planets had aligned and they're like this is means blur and you know nothing happens and nothing's ever gonna happen to find out it it's fairly common yeah it's like oh it happens like every 74 years or something like well and it's varying degrees and how many planets are you gonna include yeah and then it's like oh and it also lines up with the center of the galaxy and it's like that doesn't know not really like and even if it does i mean eventually like clockwork when things spin around like blinkers on a car you're behind someone you're blinker on the person front of you blinker on huh they're out of sync click click and then for a split second they clank clank clank clank clank clank together and then they're out of sync again yeah that's just how shit works man yeah it just happens it's just gonna have a fucking computer models that could predict things you know based on the trajectory of celestial bodies impossible flatter there's if the world splat just saying would they even notice nobody would notice well then also you got like you wouldn't even know what you got what was gonna happen yeah look at this too like the solar eclipse only happens in a small strip of area everywhere else doesn't see a solar eclipse except this one no we just happen to be in the area that we were in didn't like span like the whole country yeah but this trajectory was only like maybe a couple states wide not true to see a total solar eclipse so what i'm saying is depending on where you're at things look aligned differently well i mean obviously the United States is gonna save everybody so why wouldn't we have been given the sign dude we're the important ones that is true that's true we've got all the money important i mean we have several guns and all the way i do think it's kind of funny the United States is not on serns board there's like 42 countries you know what i mean they're just gonna smash them and i'm gonna figure out some shit they're gonna use it kill a bunch of people oh you want to invite the dude that dropped bombs on people yeah good idea yeah not this is america american would be like crayton 11 what just turn 11 let's see what happens sir apart oh speaking of we tried to do that yeah i know we did in wax and hachi texas that's what americans do they go what was this to i'm gonna crank it all the way up all right now shoot it with a gun too let's see what happens to put some dynamite in what you've been you've been smashing a hydrogen atom together hey let's throw some uranium in there come on spin that sucker up super conducting super collider you heard about that yeah it was a project by um george senior in wax and hachi texas that was of course gonna be four times larger than the uh large aground collider well it's before our i guess it's already been planned billion dollars was spent on it and of course there's all kind of stuff on youtube lag they really finished it no they didn't now there was a video like on discovery or national geographic where the tunnel wasn't finished and they filled the tunnel with water so that it wouldn't collapse you mean they were to hide the entrance for the aliens all right that's weird man they won't let you scuba there right find the truth but yeah they ran out of money yeah they spent two billion dollars just building the tunnel it was supposed to be like 78 miles or something in the in circumference you know what do you think you know musk is doing right now oh shit he's building tunnels under l.a.
just saying yeah you know you don't think they could run a train and have a secret hidden ring around the outside that also runs those experiments i'm sure there is i don't see why they wouldn't i think they should put out the fire first hey california you're on fire california's on fire have you seen the pictures like i am driving into work today it's just like the whole mountains on fire it's like holy shit yeah dude i think i'm trying to do with hurricanes occasionally me too then uh fires like huge huge uncontainable fires that they just have to like uh we're gonna let it burn itself out do they brush burn like we do here i don't know i don't think it matters because it's so dry i know but see like here what we do in our forest like france maryon they'll have controlled burns with burn sections out of that time on purpose it's really annoying to drive through but it keeps it from fucking yeah turning to california yeah i mean i guess they don't do that in california well and there's so much more moisture though so i mean it's easier to control yeah that's true like it's super dry out there why don't they just take all the water that's in the ocean but just spray down these plants with salt water that's good for them oh man uh what are some of the other ones ragnarok obviously ragnarok but that wasn't more that was more of the end of like not that that wasn't supposed to be the end of the world i was supposed to be the end of the norse people mmm what's the place i just watched the ragnarok like last night what's the city they from what's the city they from you mean in marvel terms what's ragnarok i was talking about norse mythology i thought even in north mitralid wasn't end of everything it was really just uh i say midgard but that's where we are why can't i think of it not as a mess with you not elantis that's not right either um wow we're retarded what the fuck the big city fuck off everybody who's yelling at the radio fuck off i'm looking it up asgard asgard yeah i don't know why we couldn't think of that so definitely i thought the whole like actual ragnarok was the destruction of asgard and oden and thore and all the old gods you know from uh what's the big wolf's name because that was actually from mythology that was correct ragnar ragnar free freya freya freya freya freya so yeah anyways that's actually in the mythology too norse mythology ragnarok is a series of future events including a great battle for told to ultimately result in death of a number of major figures oden thore tire freyr, heimdall and loki the occurrence of various natural disasters subsequent a subversion of the world into water afterward the world will resurface new and brutal the surviving and returning guys will meet and the world will be repopulated by two human survivors ragnarok is important in north mythology etcetera it's been a subject of scholarly discourse and theory throughout the history of dramatic studies i think we could do a whole norse mythology it is pretty cool i'm really into that too but you're right a lot of the stuff that they put in marvel like the rainbow bridge um yeah all this stuffs i mean well it's not it's not a gun but you know it's pretty fucking accurate huh what gun what gun well you know how it's like a laser gun like that's a sword in it pew oh yeah well it's like a method of travel well yeah but it's you know they do have the rainbow bridge that's an actual thing in north north north mythology i don't remember the name of the place niffleheim niffleheim niffleheim mid-guard how often did you get lost in uh freedom marvel lions in niffleheim yeah i lost in there for hours dude it's like this looks like the last place why don't they make more of those games i think it's licensing okay real quick while we're talking about somebody said marvel heroes we should know really like disney yeah because the lives are planning on something but anyways while we're talking about marvel yep can we talk about infinity wars coming up sure i mean you're a big fan i'm a big fan okay so we know where all the stones are except for the orange one which is the soul stone right mmm the blue one is the tesserak yep green one is in dr. strangest time eyeball thing and the yellow one is in vision said purple ones and guardians purple ones in the guardians need one more which is the orange one so it's gonna be the soul stone mmm who could possibly have it and the better question is who can have it that would work with what they have the licenses to make them in the movies because they can't do anything with fantastic for no so that it excludes silver surfer it excludes like um what's to be playing eating guy here you go guy grab a troll go act as a practice so all those are off the table right under dims off the table which what how is that did they sell they sold the rights to someone else fox has the rights to the fantastic for and all the mutants mmm so that also i was wondering why they haven't like even shown up and something like just fucking don't be a dick let the x-men help somewhere fight they know somewhere although it's interesting a lot of i don't know if it was playing that way because of the marveling cinematic universe but it's kind of that way in the comics too like that kind of aren't two different universes yeah like the x-men don't show up in civil war at all they don't know which is funny because you think they would totally be fighting yeah in civil war because that's and maybe that's one of the reasons why because like their whole thing is like uh you know we've already been dealing with this mutant non-muteing thing our whole lives so you guys go deal with hero non-hero and your own i'm just wondering who could who haven't they have done like a movie about i'm not sure there's tons of major character like major character wise um go strider well yeah i mean they've done go strider but not well yeah that second one is okay um and well Andy shows up in that marvel show does he yeah agents of shield is it nicholas cage no it's um i like nicholas cage it's robi the newer goes right he has car oh really which i always thought was dumb yeah but it's pretty bad at scar i haven't watched any of the agents that shield those are the only ones who watched just because it was ghost writer um i don't know the scroll haven't shown up any of the secret invasion i know that's what i'm waiting for i was i was hoping they've already done the kree they haven't done any i was hoping they were gonna do scroll before they went into the infinity wars and some of the seas scroll are more fantastic for enemies yeah true but i mean there are you know the enemies of all because they in shape shift anything i was hoping they were gonna do that and somehow that's where that stone was gonna come up yeah i don't feel like they can do siege which is the event that's supposed to follow right um mostly because siege ties into uh what's the event that happened after civil war dark dark rain yeah we're um what's is not screen goblin randos president fake avengers or whatever yeah and makes like the iron patriot or whatever yeah iron patriot storyline yeah and like you know basically has a suicide squad team with venom and oh yeah they definitely are that'd be a dope ass movie what's it called was it just the dark avengers i think it was just the dark adventure yeah because it was dark everything for a while and uh then i felt like it kind of fizzled out with siege yeah wasn't that great of a story yeah i don't think i ever read siege like i've read some of the dark adventure stuff and just because i like i like villains as heroes yeah they're more interesting i mean that's that's why people like batman are interesting because they're you know dark and serious i have a personality what if cable brings the orange stone from the future in the new dead pool movie hmm that'd be cool still different i mean those are still fox pictures oh yeah shit yeah the only one that currently has lies into his spider man and you're right i hope they don't just like jeez ball it out like he comes in find snake fury who had it locked and evolve yeah which they could post it away i wouldn't even mind if they were like oh he already had it but you got thing who's supposed to have it here's well here's the thing if it's a soul christ if it's the soul christ it should be able to bring life and death to stuff so who has that power because the green crystal is time control who has that power the blue crystal i think is like teleportation type control which doesn't really make sense of the tesseract but oh yeah i guess i think it opened the portal up to hella has it powered brings somebody back there's a couple as guardians that can but i mean that's not gonna work in the cinematic universe well is it not because now they're heading to earth uh what are the stones wait no no that makes sense man listen so they're all heading head into earth now because we're talking about infinity gauntlet right yeah which is basically before the infinity war yeah so what you saw in a way the cinematic universe so far has been like infinity gauntlet this is it right here check it i just figured out and throw ragnarok when hell was it what's the bad girl's name hella hella hella when she's in there and she's seeing all the stuff she the finicky gauntlets in there remember she sees it she's like oh this is all fake yeah what if one of the stones was real just that one stone was real in it i was trying to pick out e-sirazza watching like all the different pictures on statue of the champions you see billy ray here we go you see billy ray on there oh billy ray thor so was the tesseract the tesseract is a different device i forgot about low-key staff that was a tesseract no yeah huh yeah he wasn't carrying around the tesseract with him no doctor what's his nuts was using the tesseract to make his experience yeah he stole the stone out of the tesseract to put in his staff oh and then he lost it and it was locked up and he we think he got it back at the end of troy at the end of the war oh he sees it when he's going to drop the skull in the fire the space stone yeah that's what the tesseract is right the space stone yes all right maybe we should talk about the rest of the software because i feel like it's gonna get real boring for everybody man well maybe we'll just do another one on it we could do one on marvel like just calm books we just do a complex we can do a podcast on gong books we do multiple no i mean like a separate podcast oh yeah like welcome to the marvel podcast yeah exactly then marvel for the um star wars is that coming out like i think yep i'm excited i am too man i like star wars even the uh the prequels that i didn't care for i still wanted to see just because i wanted to know how the story played out yeah i think like i wanted to know where all these have you heard of this came from have you heard about all the crazy conspiracies about the prequels yeah about about uh jurgar binks being like yeah did we talk about the movie up so i think we might have but jurgar binks being like a sith lord yeah like almost like drunk and master like his way through the whole fight scenes and everything yeah and if you go back and look at it it's pretty he is pretty a star but they never explained to the phantom minisness and then that's the phantom minis was the senator the who the senate apatine really well he's the one who like was behind of all the droid attacks and oh true in the second one though you do see jurgar walk around with apatine right yeah i mean i only know that because i went back and watched the after video because i've only seen that one one time yeah the second one yeah yeah it was pretty bad so bad but maybe it's so bad because i had to rewrite it the last second take jurgar jumping sound of it no it cares how great anyway it new ones pretty good yeah yeah new ones pretty good i see a lot of people complaining that it's just like the you know episode four it's like you mean it's just a heroic story yeah there's what's supposed to only be like seven storylines yeah ever and impossible variation of that dude how about let's work on a story let's co-ab on story make a new storyline yeah maybe we should figure that out i mean probably look it up smarter people than us working on it but i should know these but there's there's certain story archetypes yeah they supposedly cover everything so we should see i love the good here figure something out i love it here is journey or anti-hero mad max yeah people of this show you know most here is journeys like the way to make a good here is journey is the hero can't choose to be a good person that be thrust into that position unwillingly unwillingly yeah and then come out on top or become a villain yeah it's like mythology for thousands of years have all been based around that idea yeah because people like it people like you know they like to lose their they like to root for the underdog yeah because you want to think that losers are going to come out on top yeah because most people are losers the meek shall inherit of yours that's right we want to take control no just meek family maybe met them on the street yeah i don't like them they're always just like kind of smarmy about everything well i think this pretty much wraps up our semi-apocalypse episode always want to give me a glass of milk for whatever reason yeah the meek say leather milk fuck the meek so we we covered sern covered that i was scared for a minute kind of cover some basic apocalyptic man i'm really just a Norse little bit of Hindu you know they believe that you know she was going to destroy everything and recreate it how weird is it that like uh like the native american like lower was about like the great you know the great white man will come back and then like we come and they're like oh hey it's the great white man this is awesome and then we just like wipe them out destroy yeah destroy it that's horrible but it's like how did they get the white man as the person coming back to save them most it's all similar mythology though like just like you were saying with the creation myth there's there's a missy onyx you know savior myth in almost every culture there's a destruction myth in every culture and they're all kind of similar they have different figures but those are you know just like the storytelling those are common themes in people's lives you know they want to know where they came from they want to know what it ends and want to know is this all there is there's somebody going to help me escape from this bullshit yeah i think you kind of got to do it yourself you just got to go your own way go yeah thanks even next oh man well we we got a lot a lot of episodes now and we just mentioned several that we can do yeah dude what mind you want to make americans i would mind you want to see you next what mind you want to make ccs uh she's terrible you know it's funny in college uh my buddy scott would uh you know somebody said like uh fleet with mac he would say uh pre-vadure post-vad like flue would mac before the the chicks joined it was a completely different band yeah yeah let you borrow it or burn your copy of uh then play on chains chain chain make fleetwood and we would back what are you talking about they're song chain chains chains chains um i'd like to know this anyways yeah anyways yeah his follows we love you yeah follow us retweet us share us check out our new youtube section that hopefully we'll be up with this episode if not make anything i'm pretty sure i just got to register the name and then it's way too easy yeah it should be super easy oh dude we can't no there's thing i'm going since youtube completely separate we don't need to host any of the audio we can make the video uh we're gonna get sued man i'm gonna cut i'm gonna cut the one i post on youtube is gonna be just a speaking not gonna be the intro or music on either end so how do you know there's a problem because you knew exactly what i was talking about i was like i'm already playing it i'm already playing it anyway uh yeah i shot scott told me it was listening uh to a couple episodes and was just basically like you guys sound drunk on these things and i'm like yes yeah i shot somebody ryan he told us we take you want to get to the stuff we're still at point there might not be one ryan deal with it um rush on dana yeah hey guys so they were listening last week they really enjoyed it thanks guys you know uh donna said she bought her kids those same big dolls no way they didn't like them either and they she had given them way to like good with or something no shit everybody hated those yeah man three feet two big for it all weird i wonder if they had something wrong with them maybe just like smelled bad or they just is the timing of chemicals timing yeah with the child's play movies and giant dolls yeah like 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