The Cluster-Fake

Fakery News! Everybody's favorite news anchor, Aaron, is joined by his field/sports/weather reporter Nika, and sportscaster/weatherman Matthew, in this weekly segment of Fakery News, the realest fakest news to plague the nation! This news is absolutely astonishing, you'll have to hear it to believe it! Do you need a baby microwave? Well that's what your brain will feel like if you don't listen now! (Side effects of not watching Fakery News do not include baby microwave brain injuries (BMBJ), but do include concussions, internal bleeding, collapsed lungs, and shattered ribcages/broken bones. These symptoms do line up with that of a car crash, but that's definitely just coincidental.)