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Mar 18, 2019 9 min

The Corn Crib

from Bloyse Tells All Hosted by Buster Jack

Bloyce needs help with Venmo

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This is old lowest and I ain't been on here in a good long while and Of course, I know you you remember that I was laid up there for a time You know that that cave stepped on my foot and broke it of course It was my own blamed fault But anyway, I've been laid up for a while and I've been able to ain't had time, you know to get on here But I'm doing this podcast today because I won't ask any of you out there Have you ever heard tell of VINMO? That is something that's come out new that I never heard of before and I need you a hip And I don't know you know It makes me feel like a blame fool when all this new stuff is coming out and You know used to the kids all know about it You know they all know what it is and everything and and I know I could ask them what it was and they would explain it to me But you know they laugh at me because I don't I don't You know what they know and and and I don't I don't I know they're just kids and they don't mean nothing by it It used to be that you know the adults would teach the kids that is they would You know they could tell them what was going on or you know what they ought to do or stuff like that But now it seems like it's the kids that teaching the adults and I don't know I hate to feel bad about it, but I I'm asking for your help and I guess I'm rambling around a little bit, but these like I say these kids they all know about Venmo and it seems like they always coming out with something brand new every time I turn around and it seems like the older I get the further behind I get and I don't understand that but it's just that the world is moving to dead blame fast But anyway, I will just explain this to you now see I Raise a lot of corn down here because I you know I use it to feed my cows and and fatten my hogs up on corn You know and so I grow a whole lot of corn and what I wanted what I was aiming to do was to build me a corn Crib now I don't know how many of you out there know what a corn creeab is but it's a it's just a building where you keep your corn And it's a it's off of the ground so it you know it don't get damp and And and you can keep your corn in that corn creeab and it keeps the my the mice from getting to it You know and of course I keep a lot of cats around here too But with the with the cats and everything and you put that corn in a corn crib You can pretty well keep them the the the mice out of it But anyway, I was going to be a one but then of course you know about my accident that I had it laid me up and and I had dr. Beals and and one thing and another and I couldn't build my corn crib and I was trying to figure out some way that I could get the money Now I could borrow it from the bank But you know they won't so that blame much money to to loan it to you know that I just ain't a forward that interest that they charge you So I was trying to figure out something to do and all these kids Around here was talking about Venmo and I didn't know what it was and and I asked them and they told me into a three of them Told me that was the best way in the world to get something that you wanted, you know, so I asked Bring the Puckett down here, you know, she's real smart and she said yeah It Venmo is a best way in the world to pay for something and she said She said that you could get them one of my apps on iPhone So what I done was I think during I went on home and I looked and showed up in that app store They got this app they called it Venmo and I got it. It was free didn't cost me nothing And I got to look at it studying it and I couldn't Figured out for the longest time but I looked on there and they had a a bunch of my friends on there You know just all must have been a two or three hundred people that I know Personal that was on Venmo and they had a place there where you could you could Pay or you could request money?

Well, I don't I don't have to pay nobody. I don't know nobody down here nothing except the the the car place where I bought my My car, I mean date from my car, but other than that I've got everything paid off So I went over there to where they had that them requests and what I done I requested $20 from about all 40 people that was on that list and I got the study about it And I thought the reason I done that is I thought that probably what that Venmo was that if they would if they could get you Own there, you know that They would give you some money, you know to get you get you started So I requested about $40 from each one of them every one of them people and you know I figured I could get a good corn cream for that much money Well, that's been about two weeks ago and I ain't heard from none of them Well, I've heard from some of them, but they didn't they didn't write me direct what I've been getting I've been getting these emails from Venmo and saying that So and so and turned down or refused my request So I don't know what that's all about but Maybe I've got it all mixed up and then and maybe that's not the way it works at all I don't know, but anyway, I'm I'm I'm asking you for you help because I hate to go in down here and you know ask these kids because they tell me You know and they but they'd laugh at me and they like I say they don't mean no harm It's just their kids, you know and they think it's funny if you if you don't understand something So I'm asking you for you help if you've heard of Venmo and know what it is Maybe you could explain it to me because I don't want to go down there and you know I'm embarrassed But I would like to get my corn cream if I could if you know how to get that from Venmo because I believe that old Brenda Puckett knows what she's talking about and I believe that there would be a way if I know what to do I believe I could get maybe Venmo to give me the money for me to get to build that corn cream And that's what I'm wanting So if you can tell me how to do it, I really would appreciate it

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