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Aug 19, 2023 48 min

The Country Cottage: Chapter 2

from LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

As far as anties go, the only way is up and this second episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com certainly does not stray from the status quo in that regard. If you thought last weeks episode was a plunge into the deep end then prepare to swim out over intense darkness of the The Mariana Trench (an oceanic trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, about 200 kilometres east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth). This latest installment takes things to uncomfortable new depths (up to 97 kilometres below sea level at its deepest) as Dan and Lisa have their boundaries tested by the Carey's twisted sense of what constitutes an appropriate expression of affection between family members and must prove that they are freaky enough to hang out with the weirdos. Listen with increasing unease as Alice (fresh from combing a load of her brother Ted's semen from her pubic hair) interrogates Lisa about her undergarments. Gasp with indignation as Dan is put on the spot by "Mummy Carol" and her billowing motherly breasts. Fidget uncomfortably as Bob spanks his little "popsy girl" in a way which reminds her how much she used to enjoy being abused by her own father... no seriously. I know. Still, there's no going back now! Just like Lisa and Dan, you've booked yourself into the Country Cottage and when dinner is served you're just going to have to sit down and eat up. TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 5 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead! I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! If you would like to get in contact please email: [email protected] ----- Erotic Stories Amateur Erotica Erotic Fiction Spicy Stories Steamy Tales Adult Storytelling Sensual Fiction Romance & Erotica Audio Erotica Naughty Narratives Comedy Commentary Funny Erotica Comedic Reactions NSFW Humor Satirical Erotica My Dad Wrote A Porno Laugh & Lust Roast the Romance Playful Commentary Spice with Snark Tongue-in-Cheek Storytime Podcast Reaction Podcast Audio Entertainment Late Night Listening After Dark Podcast Adult Comedy Podcast Narrative Commentary Dramatic Readings Improvised Commentary Story Breakdown 18+ Only Grown Folks Podcast Couples Listening Sex-Positive Open-Minded Humor Guilty Pleasure Bedroom Laughs Wine Night Podcast Cheeky Flirty Playfully Explicit Campy Romance Over-the-Top Drama Cringe Comedy Unfiltered Lighthearted NSFW Spicy & Silly Dramatic & Dirty

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