The Crackoon – May 7, 2025

A pet raccoon hits the pipe, Dave Portnoy v. the anti-Semitic sign maker, loudmouth slob on a cop cam, Kate Cassidy’s new TikToks, Tom Cruise has no bad films, the newest Radio Hall of Fame nominees, and Forrest Gump’s Jenny had AIDS. Dave Portnoy responds to Mo Khan. The Temple University student defended the antisemitic incident at Barstool’s bar Khan has several GiveSendGo fundraisers. Shiloh Hendrix is making that dollar after calling a 5-year-old the n-word. Jennifer Aniston is safe from that creeper, but still slightly shaken. 3 Doors Down’s Brad Arnold is diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. The Crackoon is the greatest thing to hit the internet in a while. No Pope for us today. The Radio Hall of Fame nominees are out. Some people are saying there was a snub… again. The Golden Globes will give out a Podcasting award. Smokey Robinson is appalled at his own actions. #MeToo has nothing on Dustin Hoffman. The Naked Gun is coming out soon. Sydney Sweeney has a good (and excitable) dog. The Met Gala remains an event that no normal person cares about. Ben Affleck has sympathy for Britney Spears… since they hooked up once. Janelle Evans is celebrating her divorce in the trashiest way possible. The lady who pooped on that minivan is an OnlyFans foot star. Kristin Cavallari made a news story out of her own advertisement because she’s hot. The Pittsburgh Pirates fan that fell has an actual need for a GoFundMe. Here he is losing his shoes as a new angle of the fall was released. Ranking Tom Cruise movies. Drew learns Jenny from Forrest Gump had AIDS. Vote for yourself. Joe Biden spoke and coughed with the BBC. Drew’s neighbor swam nude too. Kate Cassidy is back to posting her videos online. Liam Payne left no will, so his baby mama takes control. Jorts are SO BACK! Tim Tebow is gonna be pumped. Jordon Hudson is on the offensive about her relationship with Bill Belichick. RG3 calls out the coach and his eye candy. Somebody save Bill’s brand. Diddy’s lawyer got yelled at. Ha ha. NYT editors mean business. Cop Cam: Car load of losers including a very loud slob. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).