The Cubs have a manager! - Desipio Cubs Podcast

Andy lights up the Sam Signal™ and they do an emergency podcast to talk about the news that the Cubs have settled on a new manager and, to no one's surprise it's David Ross.  What did Ross say in his mock Spring Training speech that won the front office over?  Why do we always say "Theo and Jed" when nobody knows what Jed even does? Was the Joe Espada love real or just a way for the Cubs to make it look like they didn't decide on Ross three years ago?