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Hey, weirdos! I'm Elena. I am... ...osh.
I wanted to do the cool things. It is morbid. Welcome back. It's the holiday weekend still.
And I hope you're not floating on Lake Lanier. I hope you're not. And we decided to take morbid into a weird place this weekend because of the holiday weekend. We didn't, indeed.
Instead of taking a week off, which why would we ever do that? We never do that. We decided to just make it really weird. In Lakey.
In Lakey. Very watery. Yeah. Very liquidy.
Very vacation spots. Very vacationing, except mine. I don't know. I want to go there.
I don't know if everybody else does, but I think at the end of it, you might... I'll find out. I don't know much about your thing. So, I think what we're going to do today is I have a really cool swamp in Louisiana.
Ooh. Because I love Louisiana. And I love swamps in Louisiana. And I want to go to this one.
There's a fact I did not know about you. I love swamps in Louisiana. It doesn't love a Louisiana swamp. I don't know.
It seems awesome. Probably a lot of people. There's so many cool stories about these swamps. I'm going to be covering Manchak Swamp today.
And after we talk about Manchak Swamp, what it is, some spooky haunted tales that go along with it, then we are going to talk... Well, actually, a listener actually wrote in and told us something to do, not with Manchak Swamp, in particular, but with Louisiana. And one particular thing that I'm going to talk about, so I just wanted to shout them out. Yeah, that's cool that I've had.
And then we had, since Ash covered Lake Lanier, the last episode, we also had a listener tale come in about Lake Lanier, which was perfect timing. So, we figure, why not throw someone's personal experience with Lake Lanier after we've heard all about the catfishes that are Volkswagen. That are going to eat you. Ladies who are just going to...
I don't know what they do. Where will we dress like that? Where will we dress like that? And somebody who's going to float on a raft with a 45 foot stick.
It's just out of the water. Yeah. If you're just like, you'll find a van there. You'll find a van there.
Two vans. You say I'm a civilization at the bottom of Lake Lanier. That's what I think of it. And I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it. So wait, is there a civilization under your swamp? There's not.
Okay. No, my swamp is just a swamp. Just a swamp. But it's got a really cool story to go along with it.
Oh, yeah. And a lady who is like, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. She just walked around saying whoa, whoa.
No, she walked around saying something much scarier than whoa, whoa. Oh, no. Oh, no. So, we're going to be talking about Fresnier, which is 25 miles northwest of New Orleans.
Fresnier is like a ghost town now, it's really just exists. Yeah. a booming logging town along with Ruddick, which is where Manchak Swamp is really like around. It's surrounding.
Basically to get to these towns, you would have to use the swamp back then. Oh, also can we talk about the fact that it's fennier and linear. I know, some like linear rhymes. Yeah, we didn't mean to do that.
Yeah. And so in the 1800s and early 1900s, you would literally like boat down the swamp to get to the next town of that. Yeah, so it's crazy. It's located in John the Baptist Parish, which I love that Louisiana, their parish names are like so much.
They love it. Like John the Baptist Parish. That's awesome. That's awesome.
That's awesome. It's just you're not wrong. It's just cool. I'm like fascinated by Louisiana.
I don't know why Louisiana as a whole is very fascinating. The entire state, I love you guys. I think it's the coolest state. It is.
I don't disagree with you. Not just Nolens. I think that, and I know that's really annoying to people who don't live in New Orleans, but who do live in New Orleans. But I think New Orleans is great, but I think Louisiana has such a, like I knew we were just saying this, but I think it's like, has such a southern gothic vibe to it.
Like anytime I'm on TikTok or something, and my TikTok knows me now. Isn't it that that when you're TikTok cats to know you? It's really cool when you're just like, that you get me. It just gets you.
So now I get all these like, vibisthetic people who just do creepy things in like, southern cemeteries. Like just walk through. I love that. Like just walk through wearing like some cool, like witchy outfit.
Like a cool, like cool music playing. And it just is like hashtag southern gothic. And I'm always like, yeah. That's also a really good podcast.
It is a really good podcast. That's a phenomenal podcast actually. Go listen to that podcast. And I think he might have covered like Manchak's mom.
Oh shit. Yeah. Or something. I think he covered part of it at least.
Cool. Go check it out. So yeah, we're talking about friendier, which really doesn't exist, but it's still kind of there. It did.
I won't say it did. It really did. And it went out with a bang. It was a time.
It doesn't now the reason it doesn't exist anymore, we are going to get to it in Wowser is it a story. So the swamp itself is really gross. It's like really cool, but it's like green. Like pea green.
But it's like this one's like super green. And it's got tons of alligators on it. So if you're not worried about the ghosts that I'm going to talk about, you should be worried about the alligators. Definitely be worried about that.
It's definitely what you think of when you think of like a haunted by you. You know? Yeah, I'm picturing it in my head right now. And I feel like I'm doing I feel like my brain's doing a good job.
Yeah, it really it just gives you that whole vibe. And then one thing that everybody probably, especially people from Louisiana listening are probably like, what about the curse of voodoo queen Julia Brown? Oh no. Because I know you guys know it.
I love the curse. We love a good curse. I love it so much. So she's sometimes referred to as Julia Black, but I'm pretty sure everything else I saw was Julia Brown is like her name.
Okay. So we're and it's called the curse of voodoo queen Julia Brown. So she lived in Freneer after moving there in the 1860s after her husband passed away. She built a little cabin that still exists on the edge of the lake.
When are we going? Or swamp. I keep saying like it's a swamp. When are we going?
I want to go to this cabin so bad. And she was also known as a healer and a voodoo priestess. So she was just an all around cool lady. She was doing the damn thing.
She was just cool. Yeah, that's really cool. Just built a cabin on a swamp in Louisiana. Like school I live here.
And I think it's known it's basically like a folk healer in Louisiana tradition is known as a traitor. I think it is. It's like a French word. So I'm so sorry if I butchered that guy.
Louisiana people tell me. Yeah, because I love your state. So I want to get it right. People in the community would go to her to basically just cure what ailed them.
Right. Back then it's not like doctors were like really doing anything. So you can like do some co-opling about it. I was literally just going to say like handing you some cocaine for your problems.
Caring like the cocaine of it all. You can't do this on your guns. So I think she was the one that they would go to to be like, Hey, like my head's been hurting. And she would cure them.
Like she was really good at it. They needed her. They really like she was kind of she was hard to explain. Just like she was beloved in that way.
Sure. But it's also kind of like that she was ignored outside of that. Like they used her when they needed her. And then they were like she's kind of weird outside of that, which is like not cool.
Well, she's not weird. She's helping you. Awesome. We would have been at her cabin every single day for dinner.
I would have brought dinner as well. I would have been hanging with Julia. Yeah, I didn't expect her to cook for me. She sounds awesome.
And what she like and this is just bonkers. So what she would do at night what she would and she would do the stirs day but at night it was a luck re-beer. Of course. She would sit on her.
She had a rocking chair of course on her little couch. You can picture this cabin. Yes, I literally can. I know every single one of you are picturing a cabin by Swamp in Louisiana.
And that's exactly what the picture at Louisiana. A long long long long long long time ago. Picture it. She would sit in her rocking chair on her porch on her handmade cabin.
On a Swamp in Louisiana. And sometimes she would strum a little guitar. Okay. And she would sing a lot.
And a lot of times she would sing like really eerie songs. And many of them were like predictions. Yeah. So people started calling her actually the big bad.
Oh, that's not very nice. Because her predictions and prophecies about people usually came true. And she knows what's up. So basically like she was known as an oracle.
So if you would float past her go into like town or whatever you were doing. She would just start strumming and singing something about you and you would get a prophecy. Oh, sometimes if you didn't like good for you. Yeah.
You just keep going. I was going to say you probably didn't want one. And she definitely like specialized in like telling people like when they were going to die. You know, you're going to get really ill soon and like, no, you know, I don't want to know that.
No, but she predicted some bad stuff that happened in surrounding towns too. And she was correct. So people were starting to get a little freaked out by her. And they were like, they would literally row past her and just be like, please don't, please don't, please don't say.
Please don't say. Like people just didn't want to know, but she just let them out. She's got to let it out. She's got to let it out.
Yeah. Just as expect Julia to have all that inside. It must be exhausting. That's really tiring.
So, you know, it's not her fault. Then 1915 comes around. One of the townspeople is just just tooting their boat down that swamp right past. They used to call her Aunt Julia.
Love it. Aunt Julia's cabin. She's sitting on her porch and she's just calmly rocking in her rocking chair. And everybody said it was like the squeak of the rock chair.
I heard it before you said anything. Yeah, it was just that squeaky rocking chair. She's just sitting there watching everything go by. And they said that she had this like creepy smile on her face as she was doing it.
And she rocked back and forth and she started singing, When I Die, I'm going to take you all with me. Doesn't that give you? Auntie. And she's singing it with a smile on her face.
When I die, I'm going to take you all with me. I don't want to go. And somebody was tooting past her house on a little boat in a swamp filled with alligators here and that. I'd be like, really?
I'd be like, why? Is it like invite? Like do I have to RSVP? Yeah.
Because I won't. Yeah, apparently, it's like confer. And she started the townspears and heard that and immediately was like, what the hell? Right.
And then people said that's because this was 1915. Everybody started hearing her singing that. They go by and they would hear her sitting there going, When I die, I'm going to take the whole town with me. And everybody was like, why?
What is going on? And there are documents that confirm that there are witnesses that say they heard her singing this all the time. A very long time resident named Helen Slosserberg, she said, quote, Aunt Julia Brown always sat on her front porch and played her guitar and sang songs that she would make up. The words to one of the songs she sang said that one day she would die and everyone would die with her.
Oh man. So it's like confirmed. And this guy who had first initially heard it, he went back and he told everybody because he was like, her predictions are always true. Right.
And you know, like we're all going to die with her. As you ride by her, she's giving you a prophecy more often than not. And sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. But if she's singing that shit at you, you better, you better heed that warning.
You better move town, buddy. That's not just her singing like, oh, I have twinkle, twinkle, little star stuck in my head. She's like, no, like just telling you all with me. Aunt Julia is telling you some business and you better make some arrangements because she's taking the whole town with her.
It's happening. You need to become a resident of a town elsewhere. You do. So everyone was freaked out when he tells them this.
They're like, what are we supposed to do? And they're like, OK, so they're like, let's go check on her. Let's like, we should start paying a little more attention outside of needing her. Yeah.
Exactly. And so they're like riding by her cabin just to see if she's going to sing it again. And suddenly she's not on the porch. And they're like, huh, so a couple of days go by and they're like, what's going on?
Why isn't she on the porch anymore? So now, of course, everybody's like, did she die? Did she die? OK, like you should figure this out.
So the next day, a few of them show up at her cabin and they find her dead. Oh, no. So they figured, first of all, she did a lot of shit for us. And we kind of treated her like a pariah outside of needing her.
You know, when we weren't asking her to heal us, we were kind of like, look at that crazy lady on the porch. And she was basically ostracized for having the gift of prophecy. Like she was, people were treating her like kind of shitty for just knowing shit that was going to happen and telling people. Right.
But also they were probably thinking, we got to make shit right. And we have to make sure that her prophecy does get fulfilled without actually killing us all. Right. We need to figure out a way to make this make sense and like it'll be fulfilled.
Make it make sense. So they decided, let's throw her a massive funeral. Every single person in the town can be there so that it's like, when I go, I'm going to take you all with me. So we're all there with her when she goes.
Yeah. You know, there's no loopholes with Auntie Julia. Yeah, I don't have like, you know, prophesizing has loopholes, but like they, I will give it to them. They gave it their best shot.
It's too late. They're just doing that because they don't want to die. They're not doing it for the right reasons. Of loving Auntie Jules.
No. And you know what? Like, let me just quick little side note. If you have like a voodoo priestess, Auntie Julia in your town.
Respect her. Respect her and cherish her. Cherish her. Hold her close.
Because man oh man, I wish I had one in my town and I don't. So if you have one, hold on to her. Yeah. Yeah.
Just like one. I know here if he does. Yeah. I know here if he does.
I know here if he does. Auntie Julia here. I'm like, she's cool. She is.
Also the garage door just opened and I just freaked out. Yeah. Every time it has a terrifies. It freaked me out.
So the way they figure it. So again, they're figuring it's a technicality of you know. We're there when the coffin goes in the ground. Right.
And you know we're all with her. So they placed her in a coffin in a wooden box and placed that wooden box in the ground. And they had everyone showed up. Everyone paid their respects.
Why? They put her in a wooden box. That's how they used to do it. Oh, okay.
But um, but immediately after she was buried on September 29th, 1915, the New Orleans hurricane of 1915 hit. No one. And when I say immediately after it happened, she went in the ground and it started raining. Boom.
No one knew it was coming. Because it's 1950. Except obviously, Julie Brown who was coming. There was no way to prepare for it.
And they knew immediately this was what Julie was saying. Wow. And so she wasn't saying like, I'm doing anything. She was just like, Mother Earth is about to do it all.
But she was fucking happy about like she was smiling. Like, I'm going to take you all with me. Yeah, because she was probably like, you've all used me all this time. Let's stick together now.
Exactly. We're all going to stick together in death. Motherfuckers. Now this was a category for her game.
And it came hurling into New Orleans. It's a terrifying. And then made its way into the surrounding towns of like, Rhett and Freneer. And it flattened them.
I mean, decimated these towns. There was nothing left of them. 145 mile per hour winds flooding all these swamp lands and all the marshes, all the lakes overflowed and flooded into the towns. Oh, that's so scary.
At 1.25 people in Freneer tried to take shelter in a railroad depot structure. It collapsed under the chaos and killed all 25 people at once. Oh, no. 275 people died.
Wow. And it took two full weeks for people from towns nearby to even attempt to come back into Freneer, to look for survivors and like try to help at all. When they came into town, they took the only way in, which was Manchak Swamp. Right.
As they came down the swamp, they could hear a rocking chair creaking. And soft singing. But other than that, it was dead silent. Oh, they know that's so spooky.
Then they began seeing things and what they were saying. So they're coming in and they're seeing things like draped over trees and like bobbing in the water in front of them. And they're like, what is that shit? Then they get closer to them and they see that they are the bodies of towns.
People who had been flung into trees and drowned in the storm. Oh, that is dark. Yeah. One of the literally handful of survivors said that he clung to an upturned cypress tree and just closed his eyes while he could hear screaming all around him while people were dying.
Oh my goodness. And when I say a handful of survivors, there's literally like count on one hand. The amount of people survived. That's so terrible.
Now, for Nier and Raddock again were leveled, completely gone, and they were just left abandoned. From the New Orleans Times pick a Eun from October 2nd, 1915, that's the same newspaper from the Axeman. I knew it. As soon as I said it was that.
It said quote, now this was in the newspaper. It said, the funeral was scheduled. And Aunt Julia had been placed in her casket and the casket in turn had been placed in the customary wooden box and sealed. At four o'clock, however, the storm had become so violent that everyone left the house and it stampede, abandoning the corpse.
The corpse was found Thursday and so was the wooden box. But the casket never has been found. What? Yup.
Yo. That was crazy. Yup. So Aunt Julia is out there.
Oh my goodness. We're ishy. Now those who survived and the surrounding townsfolk, anybody who was able to get out of this, which is not a lot of people, they had to come do something about the debt. There's so many debt everybody.
So they erected a mass grave and they erected it at the highest point in the swamp for all the victims. Because again, they're not going to be able to dig in that many graves. No, of course. And they're going to have the idea of everybody.
So it's a mass grave. That's so sad. There was a fence that says 1915, 1915 on like a wooden thing. And then it's just like there's wooden grave markers in there.
But if you go today, you can see it. It's literally if you go down Manchak Swamp, there's a gate that says 1915 and it's like the area where the mass graves. Wow. And apparently Julia Brown's memorial or grave marker is about 100 yards away separate from everybody else.
But I don't know if she's there. No, I think she's a memorial marker. But people will say now that if you go down Manchak Swamp, especially at night, you'll hear screams of like a woman and like people in there. And you'll also see Aunt Julia standing in the foggy swamp wearing white and singing when I die, I'm going to take the whole town with me.
Oh my. And people who see the cabin at night, because again, her cabin's still there, can see flickering candlelight sometimes. And they'll hear her still singing. But Julia never left.
And if you go to that mass grave in the like the cemetery at night, people say that you're chanting and singing almost like a voodoo ceremony is going on, like all around them. Yeah. Sounds awesome. Yeah.
Like and terrifying all at the same time. Yeah. There's a tour that people I looked online and it's like got hugely amazing reviews for seeing this it up and it's the Cajun Pride Swamp Tour. Oh cool.
They actually purchased the land so they'll take you like right to it. Oh, that's cool. And apparently it's supposedly like an amazing tour that I really want to take. I can't wait to go.
I think it's awesome. When are we going to Louisiana? Right. I need to go to Louisiana.
I need to go to Louisiana. So there's the Manchak Swamp. Now there's also the Manchak Swamp Bridge that has seemingly absorbed the curse of Julia Brown. So September 14th, 1976, it collapsed with cars on the bridge.
Oh my god, that is my biggest fucking fear. Yes. Because a tugboat slammed into it. Well, fuck that's not a boat.
According to a clipping in the daily review newspaper from September 20th, 1976, the bridge attendant who was responsible for opening the bridge and closing it to traffic, he had to delay the opening of it for an upcoming tugboat because a train was coming. Okay. So he said he and he testified that he warned the tugboat four times that the bridge was staying down and he said he watched the tugboat slow down. It came to a stationary position and seemed to be heating his warnings.
But the tug and the tug was apparently stopped completely while the trains crossed over. But then it started to come forward before the bridge was open. Like for so no reason. Right.
So it was beginning to open and the tugboat slammed into the support beams like hard and collapsed the bridge. Wow. And it had at least two cars and a truck that plunged into the water below. Oh my goodness.
The tugboat captain said he never heard the warnings, but that's strange because he stopped. Right. So like what's going on here? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
I think it might be Julia Brown. Just like just being just talking around and doing things. I mean, I'm not here. I'm not here to point fingers at Julia.
Yeah. I'm just saying that it occurs. There's a curse about so it could be happening. Right.
It could have oozed onto this bridge. Only two people survived the crash and the rest were never found. What? They remain in the water below.
Dude. Yeah. All these people that are just never found. Honestly, people who are never found in water.
No. I found another body of water that I'm definitely covering in an upcoming episode. It's just going to be like the new spooky roads. It's just like the whole table.
I think it is one body of water. Honestly, we're going to add it in because I found a few fun. And I found one in Japan. And we haven't done a lot of Japan things.
So I feel like it'd be cool for like our Japanese listeners to have them. And whoa boy. I'm going to cover it soon because it's really cool. Maybe we should just do this like once a month.
We should have fun spooky. We could make it like a summer thing. Yeah. There you go.
Scary water. Have you guys feel about that? Right. So about this crash, a woman named Roxanna Cologne gave an interview with Harold Guide about it.
She was actually on the bridge when it happened. And she was a kid. Okay. Or she was like coming onto the bridge.
Okay. She saw the entire thing happen. That'll treat you. She said quote, The ground started to shake.
And I remember hearing loud screeching sounds. I looked out of the car window and realized the bridge had collapsed. My stepdad and I were the 14th vehicle in line to get on that bridge. Cologne saw an 18-wheeler jackknife and fly in the air.
It was horrible. And I remember seeing pieces of concrete and bodies falling into the water. I screamed and my stepdad took my head and told me to get down on the floor of the passenger front seat. And she said she thinks it was his way of like protecting her from what was happening.
Yeah. Like telling him like this. So he literally just shoved her down. I was like, you don't need to watch this carnage and from us.
And she said to this day, I can't get on a bridge. I remember seeing cars plummeting into the water. You could see them going in. Wow.
So that is the Manchak Swamp Bridge. Now there is this crazy like, you know, of course with all this kind of thing with these spooky roads and these bridges and these swamps. There's always a ghost story. Oh hell yeah.
Like for all of them. I was waiting for it. So there's one that says there were three teens on their way to New Orleans one night. Okay.
And they were going over the Manchak Swamp Bridge and originally they had their windows down. But the driver was kind of like freaked out because of the swamp and he was like, oh, so he rolled them up. And his friends were like, no, let's roll them down. Like it's nice out.
He was annoyed. But then suddenly they hear screaming and it's like a woman. So they slam on the brakes and they're creeping through slowly just seeing if anyone's in trouble. They're like, who the hell was that?
Because it sounds like she's in pain. Yeah. So they're like, what do we do? And they're like, they're not seeing anything.
And they're too freaked out to like just stopping it out and look at the same time. Yeah. So they're like, you know what? We're just going to put the windows back up.
Like, I don't know what to do here. Then suddenly they hear a louder scream and then they hear a growling sound. But like a growling sound like it was from some great beast, like a Sasquatch or something. And they started speeding down the bridge to get out and had to slam the brakes on.
Because up ahead of them, it looked like the bridge collapsed again. What? So as they're going in reverse, they're hearing like thudding sounds in their car tire head popped. No.
And then they try to change the tire and they hear a woman behind them softly start singing, one day I'm going to die and take the whole time. Just me. No. Like no.
And they said it was like mayhem, like chaos around them. Like the bridge just goes, what is happening? And then all at once, like they all got in the car to just be like, what the fuck do we do? And they heard that.
And they said they look up. The bridge was completely fine. What? And they did.
And they ended up with a flat tire that they had to change. Oh my gosh. But everything stopped. The bridge wasn't collapsed.
It's just so crazy. That's like crazy hallucinations. Literally run like LSD. And of course, this is like a story, but it's like, yeah, it's still, but that's scary as well.
I mean, based on everything else that we've heard so far, I'm like, am I in it? Well, and I'm thinking that that great beast sound could have been something called the Rugeroo. That's what I was thinking as well. Aren't you?
No, the Rugeroo. Or the loop guru. It's also known as. Now, this is a cryptid of Louisiana lore.
We love a cryptid. We love them. It dwells on the bayou and is said to be half man and half animal, which sounds awesome. It sounds like the devil.
It sounds awesome. It has roots in France and was told to young children to keep them from running off alone into the woods. So she said ever. A really great way to not have children run into the woods.
Yeah. That'll do what I think. Yeah. It'll definitely do it.
It's like a crampus. It's like be good or exactly. Rugeroo is going to get you. Now, when the French came to Louisiana, it became embedded in the Cajun legend and culture.
And that's when I kind of changed a little bit. Okay. To like kind of fit the bayou more. Of course.
The Rugeroo has the body of a man and the head of a snarling red-eyed wolf, usually. Oh, dang. But it also can have the head of kind of like, well, some things say it can have the head of any bayou dweller it wants. Okay.
So it can be like a hog. Maybe it changes itself. It's horrific. Yeah, hog head is not for me.
As long as the animal lives in the bayou, I think it can be part of that. It can be part of the whole Rugeroo package that you get. I just sign up for that. It's like signing up for cable.
And you're like, I'd really like bravo. And also, I would like all the news channels. Yeah. It's just like, you're totally.
Absolutely. I just want to center like she lost her actual mind. You sign up for a Rugeroo. And you're like, I would really like the man part of it.
I just keep thinking I also have to get the bayou hog or something. You know, like the Rugeroo TV? That's all I can think of. That's what you say Rugeroo.
Yeah. You pick, it's like, you know, the soup du jour, whatever it is. I'm saying words. What?
What? It's soup du jour. I don't know. The soup of the day.
I don't know. Oh, OK. I see where you're going with that. I did not.
At first, I was like, now we're eating soup. Like, what the fuck? No, I think everyone agrees. I'm not making sense.
But it's been a long day. So yeah. So if you're, this guy is not awesome. Like, not awesome to come across.
Like, it's funny to talk about. But then you're like, no, I don't want to run into it. I'm also experiencing that, thank you. Yeah.
If you are, you know, approached by this creature, it's definitely going to attack you. Like, that's for sure what it's all about. It's not there to talk to you. It's not there to offer you the soup du jour.
It doesn't want to know your Game of Thrones theory. Like, it just wants to talk to you about anything. It just wants to hurt you. So if you're attacked by this creature, it will attack you.
But then it will reveal itself to you for who it really is, because these creatures are real people who you know. What? Then it's going to reveal itself to you. But it's only going to do that if you try to defend yourself and you draw blood from it.
OK. So if you draw blood from it after it attacks you, it's going to reveal who it really is. And then they're going to tell you that you must not tell a single soul of your experience with it. For one year and one day.
OK. Or in other sources, 101 days. OK. If you break that promise, though, you will be turned into a Rugaroo yourself forever.
Oh, bitch. Or the Rugaroo will curse you to kill yourself. Oh, yeah. That's very dark.
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This home insurance is underwritten by accent, insurance, DAC. Super value financial services, DAC trading and super value insurance is regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland. There are also variations that connect this to regular everyday people who have a legitimate condition that turns them into a meat craving Rugaroo at night. Yeah.
And if they were to buy the human flesh, they would become fully transformed. Maybe that's what happens to your young as she just becomes a Rugaroo at night. I think she is a Rugaroo at night. Did you think that ever?
I didn't. But you know what? You just really like that. Now on the head.
That was one of those like glass shattering moments where you're like, oh my god. She is. She's a Rugaroo. My youngest child is a Rugaroo.
How do you feel about that? I mean, I feel like I have answers now. We're not supposed to say anything about that. No, we're not.
Well, we're not supposed to. We haven't experienced it. We haven't had. She hasn't attacked.
And she hasn't revealed her. She hasn't driven us. And I haven't drawn blood. So we're good.
That'll never happen. So we're good. So is she going to destroy us all that? Yeah, I think she's just going to like make our lives all up.
Hard at night. Because it is. It's at night. Yeah.
She turns into a Rugaroo. At night. I can't wait to tell him that. I can't wait to tell him that our youngest is a Rugaroo.
Who knows that our youngest is a Bayou werewolf creature? From lore. From lore. And he'll be like, where are we?
From where we're from. But I think the moral of the story is don't let the Rugaroo bite you or anything. Like, don't let anyone bite you. I was literally just thinking about it.
Unless they're like a hot vampire. Yeah, we'll only let Edward Cullen bite you. Only time that they could bite you. You know how bad I wanted Edward Cullen to turn me into a vampire when I was like 12?
I love it so much. So much. So much. So much.
You know, the good news is, here's the good news everybody. Is there good news. There's a way to keep the Rugaroo away. What do you have to do though?
Because sometimes they'll just walk up to your house. You don't want that. So when they walk up to your house, you could leave 13 objects outside of your door. Like stones or coins or something like that.
However, where Irish and you literally can't even have like 13 plates on a table. Well, here's the thing though. They can't count past 12. So.