The Dark Ride with Mr Dark: Episode Nine

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 9 - The Ride has been repaired!  Riders may return every two weeks for rides on the new and improved ride with the now perfected (?) Create-O-Matic machine that draws content for the Ride directly from the mind of Mr. Dark!  Is it safe?  Have the problems of last episode been resolved?  Has Sabertooth Guy found a place to sleep?  Tune in and find out, IF YOU DARE! This week, Rideshare Pirate, The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, Shadow: Raid Legends, Birds of Steak, a REAL commercial (?!?), Five Finger Death Punch's new album, Solar power is scary, and Coke Zero has a new limited flavor!