The Deceit, The Deflection & The D*ck Pic: Summer House Reunion Part 1

All we wanted was RECEIPTS. PROOF. TIMELINE. And Amanda and West said, “no comment”, trying to piece together a timeline THEY don’t even believe. Luckily for us, we have the seasoned veterans led by Mother Hubbard… plus Mia asking the question keeping us all up at night: “Amanda… WHY?”I’m joined by my cousin Chi Chi as we do what we do best: dissect a situation we have absolutely nothing to do with. We get into: * Amanda and West thinking they’d get a slap on the wrist… until minute two* “Ear stuff” gate and West’s manipulation tactics, including trying to distract everyone with his leaked d*ck pic* Ben unknowingly walking straight into the lion’s den and us asking ourselves: “G’day mate… do you not like when women speak out of turn?” But also… why can’t men ever stand up for themselves when a woman upsets them? Either way, Bailey had her reunion moment.* Amanda “taking accountability” while deflecting for 45 straight minutes* Ciara’s Louvre-worthy clapbacks* The backstage buildup that had us THANKING Bravo for giving the people what they want* The Rome escape plan that “brings a level of avoidance that’s never been seen” - a Chi Chi original quote that deserves journalistic recognition* The diabolical text trail* Kyle and Ciara’s heartfelt moment* Mia and KJ bringing sincerity to Bravo* and all the moments that had us laughing, screaming, and crying at our TVsSee you next week for Part 2. Sweet Jesus.Follow Chi Chi’s Substack, Seedy Studio, where she delivers weekly observations that are sharp, stylish, occasionally ruthless, and somehow always correct. She’s going to tell you what she thinks whether you asked or not.DROP THE RECEIPTS WE NEED TO UNCOVER THIS TIMELINE. DETECTIVE CHI CHI & TAYLOR ARE ON THE CASE. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit taylordtakes.substack.com