The Descent (aka How to Sell Millennials a Subaru) with Jason Strutz

Fright Level: Terrifying Trigger Warnings: Claustrophobia, grizzly violence, broken/exposed bone, jump scares, gaslighting. How do you sell your sporty vehicles to a millennial? We know how! It's time to talk about one of the scariest movies we've ever seen, The Descent. It's a dark, scary, bloody, grizzly, absolutely horrifying movie - then the monsters show up. Come join us as we leave finger prints in our armrests as we watch six women voluntarily climb through spaces they can't stand up in and wonder how that could possibly go wrong. We discuss such diverse topics as: -Proper storage of pipes on a moving vehicle -A little place called Appalachian Mountains, USA -Night eagles -How much easier it would be to tell people apart if you didn't cast five out of six bright white people -Why you're not getting any of us near a cave -Is this movie made by an anti-cave lobby? -Everything is a Jacob's Ladder -Double majoring in nursing and xenobiology -Your buddy, Holly, and why she sucks -Rebecca, the most competent person on the planet -Monster merkins -Flares make caves look really pretty, but we're still not going to any -The revolutionary feminism of showing competent women on screen -The not so revolutionary feminism of this movie's subplot -A detailed list of when you should mercy kill us and which celebrities and fictional characters we would allow to eat our intestines. -Killer rabbits -Marketing to millennials Recommendations: The Descent 2 Buried The Descent (The Unrelated Book) Trollhunter Annihilation (The Book Series) {REC} Tomb Raider (2013) - Videogame Follow us on twitter @proghorrorpod Follow Jeremy on twitter @jrome58 Visit his website at JeremyWhitley.com Follow Emily at @megamoth Check out Emily's art and art classes at: http://www.megamoth.net/ Follow Ben on twitter @benthekahn Pre-Order Ben's new book, Renegade Rule. Chris's other Podcast "Gotham Outsiders: A Batman Book Club Podcast" RSS Feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/progressively-horrified Website: https://progressivelyhorrified.transistor.fm/ Join our Patreon at: patreon.com/progressivelyhorrified to support the show, get bonus episodes, early access to upcoming episodes, and a cool Progressively Horrified t-shirt. Join us next week as we talk about Ready or Not with Justina Ireland! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ JOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slay Take our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-survey Sign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.