The Dragon Named Jeff

Gold coins wait in a dragon’s cave Hidden in the Amazon forest Townsfolk pray for the gold you’d take If you only had a way to slay The dragon with Jeff for a name Despite all your fears, you drink a few beers And travel the Amazon forest You face certain death, but Jeff up and left Unguarded the world’s greatest riches Suck it bitches! Look close at the gold, behold Nothing more than glittering plastic Nothing more than glittering plastic Nothing more than glittering plastic You swallow your fears, with some help from the beer And travel the Amazon forest Bring back what you found, but folks in the town Believe not a word that you say Laugh in your face Call your father a disgrace