Magic Johnson has AIDS and I said, shut the hell up, Grandpa. I didn't know that was gonna upset people, it really did. It really did. People got so mad that the fuck is wrong with you.
I think it's more likely that he did it, yes. This murderer is calling someone else dead. This guy's a bad guy. I wrote a book all day if I did it for the guy.
He definitely did. 100%. Cheers. Welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
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Thank you for having me. Yeah, man. Congrats on the special. Thank you very much.
Very, very happy for you. You shot yourself, produced yourself, directed at yourself. Did it all myself, directed, produced. That's the way to do it, man.
It is. If you know how to do it, it is. I feel like I did a good job, a special, my first one. It looks good.
Thank you for all your help. Everybody's, there's been, obviously, you can't do this shit without so many people helping. My good buddy, Sam Vollin, killed it on this thing. I shot at the Dynasty, LA.
We talked about just great theater shout out to them. So yeah, I'm happy with it, man. I really am and go subscribe to my podcast, the honey, can I just tell you this? You hit me up about my Patreon when you see those promos and stuff that are wild.
In the last just few weeks, I just talked to a guy who had to have a double lung transplant. He's born with cystic fibrosis and they're like, hey, you got about 50 years on those lungs before you're gonna need a double lung transplant. Double lung transplant. And he's like, okay, and you have to get in line for that shit.
And he goes in for some procedure while this surgeon fucking pops his lung. And now it's scarred. So now they're like, remember when we told you had 50 years? You got about 23 on those lungs.
Now he's like, what? So now he's got to find a double lung transplant. Well, why is it not? A second one?
Did he have one done? No, you can run on these lungs, but only for so long they're telling them. And then they fuck up a procedure and they're like, hey, it's about half that now. She's what?
So he's got to find, he's got to get in, you know, the queue for a double lung transplant. And this, from a weird circle of a friend of a friend, there's some lady whose son was dying in the hospital and said, well, why don't we just see? What the hell? And they test her son.
And he is a, and he said, you go through eight hours a day, five days a week of, because everything would have to match to put lungs in you. And he's a hundred percent match. So he doesn't have to get in line for it now. He skips right to a direct owner.
He says he thinks it's the first time in history that's ever happened. And the mom is like, I want to meet the boy who's life, my son saved. So he's like, oh, he feels horrible. Like I've got to go meet this family whose child died so I could live.
And they're all telling a man, you're just like him, man. You're just like him. They're like, we want you to meet his girlfriend. He's like, I don't want to meet her.
She's going to be super emotional. I'm going to meet her while he meets her. And then they start talking. And they start talking some more.
This dude ends up marrying his fucking donors, girlfriend. And they're about to have a baby. Seriously? That's all my Patreon.
It's $5 a month, y'all. That's it. The honey do with y'all. The wild story.
So like the honey do, you have a lot of times comedians on actors, people in entertainment. And then you do the Patreon one where you talk to, basically it's fans of the show. It's just regular people. Regular folks.
But they didn't make their lives into comedians. Right, right, entertainment people. Or entertainers. But they tell you, I've seen clips of this shit that, I mean, it's like I had a baby with my dad.
And we had like a shit like. I gave birth in the back seat of a fucking pickup truck. It's all the wildest stories I've heard. You should have ever heard of it.
I jumped off a building and I broke both legs. I'm like, what the fuck? That guy? You're episode.
You didn't even, indirectly you're episode. There was a guy on my podcast who came to see you here in Austin. That's right. And then went party.
We face time. Yeah. I faced any blacked out. And he went missing.
There was a search party looking for this guy for three fucking days after your show. And some homeless dudes like this guy right here. Oh, he was laying next to him. And the police gave that guy right here.
Yeah, that guy. They took him in and he's missing for three days. Okay. Imagine that as a parent, right?
Jesus. But for him, he's in a coma. He fell off that bat bridge. Yeah.
And he's, he doesn't know what happened to him still for another fucking month. When he wakes up, they're like, you went to see Tom Sogora, you party, you fell off this bat bridge, you were missing for three. Like it's nuts. The story, I've talked to people who've died.
I just had a kid who was in the Michigan State shooting in the classroom. Jesus. And he said he's behind the podium and chunks of water flying off. And he's like, this is how I'm going out.
This is how I'm going out. By the way, reminds me this is a total pivot from this. But every time I'm on the road, I bring friends to do the shows with me. And whenever I bring Jeff Tate and I post the photo, Sean Nix takes photos, I post, you know, here's the photo from weekend.
People are always like, oh, who's this homeless guy for Jeff Tate? And I'm like, I see you to bring a homeless guy. So we're in, we're in some city. He said he walked into a 7-Eleven and when he walks out, okay, these two homeless guys are out front and one of them goes, Jimmy.
And he's like, what? Do you recognize me? You're not Jimmy. You look just like him.
You look like just like what are the guys we hang out with? We've defended this homeless. You've been here a minute. He's like, I gotta change my shit up, man.
Oh my God. We know you right? Oh, fuck yeah. You have the, I mean, that's such an awesome, like specific thing that you figured out.
They just, I don't know how you figured it out, but to hear these stories are so compelling. They're crazy. They've been crazy. They've died.
I mean, I've had taught the, you got to get this one girl on. I'm going to push for her. She was a female gangbanger who made history as the first female in this gang in Chicago, then got out of the gangbanger world and went to a different sort of gangbanger world where she runs an S&M club now. And the story she tells about, she talked about, she wouldn't name him, but everyone figured out who the Chicago mayor was that would come in.
She told all kinds of stories. Oh, looking for his fix. Have you ever heard of this? This was terrifying.
She told this one about a guy who came in and you lay down on latex and then they vacuum the latex so that it is second skin, okay? And the only thing that's there is a hole here. You ever hear of this shit? I've seen this.
Yes, yes, yes. I've seen it on the claustrophobia. That's what I'm saying. Even I have anxiety.
That's their thrill. That's part of the thrill. The other thrill is they come over and they piss and shit in the mouth hole. What?
Yeah. And he chews in. And he gets off. He's like, thank you so much for that.
That was the best. I just, the only episode I gagged in my eyes. In the last year I've heard about more sex parties from people I've met that, things you hear about, think about like in movies. What is that down here?
So, I went in LA. I heard about a friend told me that they were a neighbor had one of their neighbors rents their house out and they look over one day and they're like, there's people in tuxy. It was just like a eyes wide shut and they're all holding drinks, watching people have sex. So, it was more like the performance.
They're just watching people bang. And I was like, holy shit, that's really happening. It was like a real LA high society kind of. And then somebody here told me a story about getting invited to a party and that was not watching.
That was everybody participating. It was a whole orgy. Yeah. And they told me the whole story and I was like, what's your thing?
Yeah. I mean, you want to watch me and shout fuck? Yeah. Come on over to tux, man.
I feel like that one actually almost makes more sense to me in the sense that if you want it like the dressing up and watching it and maybe not participating but watching the spectacle of it take place, the orgy one, everybody has to be gay. And it's like, and they're meeting people for the first time. They're just like, what's up? I say, I'm very practical about shit.
Like, I'm like, look, you got STD. Yeah. I mean, I've gone all my life without any kind of serious STDs at all. I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't think I've had any STDs.
I really haven't. Yeah. You see, like, you're not convinced. No, I mean, I'm convinced.
Okay. Okay. So I had to go through a roll decks for a quick and try to remember some things. But I've never had an STD.
I don't want to get one in my 50s. No, I know. That would be a bummer. It would be 60.
I'd be like, I just got general herpes for the first time. I'm like, what? I was going to my sunset years with my herpes. Yeah, I would say retire with herpes.
And that's where they actually spread so much too. I bet the retiree all year. They're fucking all. Well, also at that point, who gives a shit.
Yeah. I ever tell you when I first moved to LA, going back to your sex party, so I worked at that hotel. Yeah. Oh my God.
I was like, I'm young, flamboyant, rich as fuck, always had two prostitutes with them. Nice guy. He was LA's bad boy at the time. This is like late 90s.
And he would be on the cover of the LA weekly. He chose to cop hate me. So what he would do is he would take money and he would rent a mansion up in the Hollywood Hills and he would throw sex parties. So he invited all of us from the hotel to go to one time.
And I was like, now, this is some, this is the shit you hear back home. You know, I'm like, oh, this is some real LA shit. Right. Right.
I'm going to go to a fucking mansion party and a sex party. But the police would bust them all the time and stuff. So they hated this kid, but he would get it going enough before it got busted. So we get up to one and it was the same thing.
It's just, it was like the dudes at Rogan's Club, like Israeli fucking soldier, like one I'm standing here with a velvet rope and in this room, it's just a man and a woman fucking in this room, it's a threesome in this room. It's two guys in this room. It's two girls in this room. It's a you can join if you want, but it's very eyes wide shut.
Yeah. So I'd seen that once. You wait to that. Yeah, we went to that.
Did you participate? No, I don't, I'm not that way. I'm really not. It fucking like, I mean, if one on one, two on one, I'll go to pound town all day.
Yeah, but you do would you do you and a guy? No, never, never, never, never. Yeah, never. I don't think so.
You would? No, I don't think so. No, I think, I think I would show up and then I'd be like, come on, man. And I would just turn around and I'd go like, yeah, big nod.
No, I think here's the other thing too. For me, visually, women are beautiful. Yeah, I tend to enjoy them too. Yeah, I would rather look over here and touch this or feel this, than just be like, try not to make eye contact with you.
Yeah. You know, I'm like, I'm also, like, if you're like rolling around and all of a sudden you, you're like, what's on my leg? And it's like, I'm just getting in position. Just, let me just stand over here real quick.
I'm gonna settle. Sit back down. Your hairy leg, touch of my hairy leg. My dick would go so soft.
Go so soft. Your hairy is like, touch of my leg. Or like, we're both going into friction of your shin on my chin. I'm like, Tom, your shins part of my chin, man.
Don't look at me right. Don't look at me right. He just breaks out of me. That's because we're really fucking over here.
I saw a bird throw my word on that boat. Oh, really? Oh, he got upset about that. Yeah.
But also that hat didn't stink on it. Where are the hats? Well, I gave it to you guys. No, we appreciated it.
Your brother was my dad, my brother. We all like Florida State back in the day. He'll make it beyond. He'll make it beyond.
He'll make it. I'm rooting for Colorado. I know, man. He's too charismatic.
I hope he wins it all. Yeah, he's a hard to find. That first beach he gave. He's like, I came with my luggage and it's Louie.
Have you ever seen that? It's one of the best NFL network commercials. It's he goes back into the draft. Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's so good. So funny. The guy goes in the afro. And he does the turnaround and look at the camera with the crazy mustache turn sideways.
He goes, who's that guy? Looks like ugly as Dionne's fan. He's going at you. It's so good.
Did you just see that clip of is a track meet and it's a big boy was sprinting. Like I was like a 50 meter, 100 meter race. And as the big guy passes a kid, you're like, Oh, shit, he's passing. He goes like this.
Oh, yeah. He falls. Yeah. He ate it.
It's so fucking so good track fucking falls. All that skin ripping off you. I think it was a sports center. What's your what's your, do you have a most embarrassing sports moment?
Little league or anything. I mean, besides my body breaking when I tried to get it's pretty embarrassing. No, but as a kid, I mean, the things that immediately come to mind in football, you know, they always say, keep your head on a swivel. So when you play defense, if you're on defense, a line, especially, a lot of times you'll, you know, you let's say you're rushing the quarterback and then he throws the ball.
So he passed rushes over. You know, you're just like that. And sometimes you just kind of like, you kind of like settle back down. You're like, Oh, and you can go like, you're basically watching the play because now it's downfield and you turn like this and that boom, you just get lit up by a guy who's just waiting there for you.
I had a few of those that were and then the worst part of that de-cleeded is that you get up and then you and your coach is like, the fuck are you doing? That's an awful humiliated because you get lit up and you get humiliated a third time on film. So then they're like, watch this ship. Watch the girl right here.
Look at time. Look at time. You always had to do it wrong? Watch not.
I had that. I mean, that happened a few times. And basketball, I remember one, I was just telling somebody about this that we always focus when you see like elite passing, you're like, some of like the, I mean, like LeBron's passing joke, which past like they are joking, passing is just like, it's so crazy like the way that they pass. But you have to also give credit to people receiving those passes, you know, like those old Jason Williams things.
I was just like, I mean, so like, I'm all a fucker to one with the elbow. Yeah. Still my favorite one. He goes behind his back but then hits it with this chicken wing that comes back over here and you got to be ready.
But the only guy's got to be ready. So I'm in a high school game and I remember that I'm playing and I'm dribbling it. It's two on one. Like, all the guys on the other side of the car, I have the ball.
There's one defender and I have one teammate and I go have a head fake like this and the defender jumps up and I go, I try to be like slick. I go under like this to the, to my teammate and he looks up and the ball just hits him and I'm like, yeah. And then I have a coach like, thank you fucking Jason. Yeah.
Yeah. Y'all are you for it. I was like, why are you looking like you faked it? I was like, yeah, that's for him.
Not for you. Yeah, that kind of shit. I don't know. You have a bad one.
Yeah. I mean, the worst one ever was I scored two goals on my own team in the same game. That was pretty bad. It was pretty bad.
Really? Yeah. And I was good too. We went and played this team.
It was in Frederick County. I'll still never forget it. I was right back defender and I went to clear this ball and I kicked it and I don't know what the fuck happened. It been nanted like this.
I was like, I'm going to go and get one tornado wins and it hooked back and our goalie wasn't paying sorry, Goldie. Our goal was paying attention and fucking boom, boom, right in the net and my brother's back there. My brother's on the same team. He's like, what the fuck are you doing?
I was like, I did. That's one in a million. That is one in a fucking million. That's one in a million.
Five minutes later, I do it again. Holy shame God damn thing. I'm like, it's doing a million. The whole team, the whole team gets on.
That's embarrassing. That guy died from doing that in the World Cup. Remember the auto gold? Oh, yeah.
They found his ass. Yeah, they did. We had a game. So the opposing team is driving the ball on us.
We're playing defense and they're on like, they're on our 30s. So they're 30 yards from the end zone. On one of the plays, running play, they fumble. Our best, most athletic player scoops it up.
He runs into their, he runs the wrong way. He got turned around, he got turned around and we chase it. We're trying to chase him and we're like, he's too fast. He has to.
We're just like, nah. We're just trying to catch him and we can't catch him. And then he scores and we're like, you just scored the wrong. You just go to safety.
Like just with the wrong end zone. And then everybody was like, he was super bummed out, but then everybody's like, yo, it did show how fast. He was like, he's so fast. Nobody can catch you.
No, one of the, I'll say this is the most embarrassing thing I ever saw. So I wrestled in high school. And you know, back then, no one's cutting weight healthy. We're all using hefty bags and, you know, just not eating and, you know, sprint low and close on you and sprinting the water weight, just trying to make weight for whatever, you know, clash you had to get.
We would do these holiday tournaments and we did this Christmas one. And there's, you know, like, I don't know, 20 schools show up. And there's four or five mats out and it does not stop going until you pair it down to the finals. And then it's all in the center, you know, and this kid took some x-lax.
And I know some guys on our team that do this kid took x-lax and in the middle of the mat. Oh my God. He's shit all over the fuck, like squirting everywhere. And people are like, oh, and then to stop the fuck.
Obviously that then disinfect the mats, like all this stuff. So my buddy Eric, who you've met several times, he decides he's going to cut weight by taking x-lax. Well, this, this idiot takes, he's said take one. What he, he thought it meant one strip, not the square.
So he takes a strip. And Eric was really fucking good too. Like States, all that. And right before the match, he goes down to the bathroom.
And back then we didn't even have doors on our stalls in the men's room. He's just sitting there just shitting his guts out. And his house one mile and a half from the, from the school. He's like, right?
Call my brother, tell me, bring me some fresh underpants. He's shitting, can't stop shitting, right? And he's supposed to go kill this kid that he's about the rest. So he'll go up and he's beating him like, I don't know fucking 10 to 2.
And then all of a sudden we're just watching and he just rolls on his back. Like what the fuck's he doing? He just lays there. He's laying there.
This kid that he know what to do, the ref's looking. So the kid just lays all the ref hits the boom. He sprints off the fucking mat because I was like, oh, he's going to shut himself. He gave himself off for the loss.
He sprinted out of there. And then we lost another point for us. Sports was like, I'm not going to shake the guys. He fucking passes.
You're going to say something. He's like, I'll give a fuck about that shit like that kid that we saw. He fucking took off. He did.
He just laid on his back. Come on. Hurry up. Yeah.
Do it quick. Holy shit. What's your big dude doing? Yeah, they were happy with that kid just they're all looking like, what am I supposed to do?
And he's like, come on, pin me. Pin me. Do it. Big.
I don't shit. There was a kid at the, um, at the, uh, high school. There was a couple of kids at this high school down the street from ours. One of them, they called him Dirty, Dirty Del Roney because he wore cleats to class.
And they were like, he's nasty. That's good. Yeah. They're like, you know, he's a nasty cleats on, but there was another kid who they're like, he's just a pig.
And he one time shit his pants in the game and then kept it in there. They said he would jump on, uh, piles and just like, like roll around. Yeah. And the coach found out and threw him out of the game.
Like, get the fuck out of here with that. He would be shit. He would that shit in your pants. Yeah.
We used to wrestle against this, um, you know, like those, those like neighborhood legend guys are like, Oh man, we got to go up against it. It was this black dude named Mike Jones at Westminster. Mike, don't know. Yeah.
Yeah. Who Mike, don't. And, uh, he was so good at wrestling and he would just fuck your mind and then you couldn't help it. And he would, he would whisper what he was going to do to you and then pin you.
Oh my God. And he would do it. And it would stun you for a second. Cause you, we all heard like he's going to whisper and then you're like, so you're waiting for the whisper.
And then when you whisper, all you got to do is fall out of the second. He would just go. And then boom, he didn't get afraid. And he was like, he got me the headlines.
Told me was going to do it. You never watch those. He was a bad man. That's a bad motherfucker.
You know, you ever watched on YouTube, there's endless, endless amounts of these. I literally have been watching these for, I feel like for a couple of years and every other time I go on YouTube, because now it's in my algorithm, there'll be another one that I haven't seen. All the Larry Bird stories. Oh, yeah.
Dude, if you want to, if you want to fucking shit your pants, you watch this Google Larry Bird trash talking and it's all like every NBA legend that you respect from the 80s, 90s into their, they're like, man, you know what? Fuck with Larry Bird. And they're, they all say the same thing that they'd be playing, they're playing a game. And he would like, he'd be by their bench.
He'd be like, you guys want to see some shit? And they're like, what? He's like, I'm going to get the ball right here. And I'm going to shoot it right there in that dude's face.
And they're like, what the fuck? And they're like, he would get the ball dribble to exactly where he said he was going to get it and shoot it. And he'd be like, told you, and they're like, how's he doing this? And then he would do it throughout the game.
He would tell certain guys to be like, Oh, you guys are not double teaming me? He's like, it can be a long day for you guys. Right. And they were like, OK, get the ball.
And he was like, and then he would just be like two shots or two dribbles. Pull up right here. I'm going to do a crossover spin corner three. And they're like everything that he said, he would do exactly what he said.
And then he would make it. There was one game I think where he's like, I'm just going to play left hand. And he left hand 30 points. He's like that to be like, I damn, all left hand.
I'm telling you what I'm going to do. He told, I think it was one of the Lakers. I think, yeah, so he liked he respected Byron Scott. And so he gets to the forum and he sees Byron in like a boot.
And he's like, what's going on with you? He's like, I got ankle. So I'm not playing. He's like, you're not playing.
He's like, who's guarding me? And then he goes, so is so. He's like a white guy. He goes, that's disrespectful.
He said it was disrespectful. But he's a white guy. Yeah. And then he's there.
Like he went for like 48 that game. Yeah. I just saw this interview and I don't know who it is. The older black guy talking about Larry Byrne.
It's like an awards ceremony or something. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah.
I'm driving from wherever Alabama Arkansas. I mean, bird this bird that bird this. Now he's like, man, I said that brother can play it. And the next day he's a soft picture.
He's like, that's Larry Byrne. He's listening to the radio. And he saw in the paper. He was like, a black man.
Like, Jamal Mashburn has a great, great story on YouTube about dream team. He's like, he's like, so that was when dream team was 92 and he's like to prep, like to get the guys in practice. They would put like an all star college team. And he said, like they were all, you know, they're all the biggest names in college.
He's like, we're just like hanging out with them. And he's like, first thing is you don't really have big, like birds legit. Six, 10. He's a big, big, big, big, fuck.
And he said, they're all like, he said, they're all like, sitting there, like, you know, kind of like modest, like, oh, what's up? And then labor's like, are you guys the college guys? And they're like, yeah, yeah, sir. He's like, make sure you get some rest and be a long fucking week for you.
Okay. Okay. He's just talking shit the whole time. And they said he was just savage, man.
Savage, dude. That team will be never nothing ever like that team. No, ever. That team was right there.
That's it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look at that.
Robinson, you and bird, Pippin Jordan. It's stupid. Clyde Malone, Stockton, Moan, Barkley. I mean, magic magic.
It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. And they're all still getting out.
I mean, they were beating people by like 60 points. Very soon. You know what else happened in that era? Put your headphones on, man.
This is a early 90s, which is a real fun time. I'll show you. See if you look familiar to you. Hey, Twitter world is me.
You was truly a whole lot of people asking me what I think about this. So Alex Merritt, I'm proud. I don't know what I think I'm an expert on it, but I think we think we know why. I don't know why they think I'm an expert.
Also, the casual chocolate with the fucking glasses on his head. Yeah. Well, the fuck up right here, don't give me. OJ feels the need to comment on all like social things.
Anything that happens in the NFL, I think it's happening like in like in culture, politically, and then in the cases and in criminal cases. And right now he's commenting on that Murdoch. This is a tweet that he posted or a video posted through Twitter when that Murdoch guy was on trial for murdering his wife and son. He's like, I don't know why they hit me up.
Why are you all asking me about a double murder, man? That's me. What do I know about my whole trophies and cleats, man? That's all I did.
Anyway, I got to admit. When he took to stand, a guy who's an habitual liar, I did watch. He's a liar. When the trial first started, I watched him take to stand and I thought it was probably a mistake because a guy is an admitted liar and it's hard for me to think he can be on the stand five, six, seven, eight days without lying.
Right. Question is what did he lie about? But lying and stealing money is a little different in murder. I brought lies in watching them testify what he was doing.
He was just trying to relate to one of two of those jurors that he was a good old boy. He was one of them. And I'm not sure he didn't succeed in doing that. I am not qualified to really say if the guy did it or he didn't do it.
You know, if a juror missed an hour of testimony, they no longer qualified. I miss days that I haven't watched this. Right. But what I've seen, do I think it's more likely that he did it?
Yes. Yeah. I mean, this murderer is calling someone else. This guy's a bad guy.
This guy definitely did it. I wrote a book called if I did it. He definitely did it. He's going to go to jail for all of these re there.
It's a million dollars. I think he should be looked at more about the death of his housekeeper a few years ago where he ended up with over four million dollars of insurance money. I think they should take a hard look at that. Yeah, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if this guy beats this case.
Oh, who else is going to go to jail for all the money he stole? I'm curious there because I got nine to 33 years. Thirty three years because I caught some guys trying to sell my stolen property. And I had them.
I caught some guys nine to 33 because I yelled at some. Yelled out. He's not caught them. Hey, man.
Getting arrested on the 33 years prison for that. Oh, it changed like a crazy dude. He is crazy. Well, I just told a buddy of mine, we were on the phone and we were talking about this murder case.
I don't know. You know, I think I might be able to get some reasonable doubt there. But I said, if the verdict comes back tomorrow, he's going to be guilty. If the verdict comes back next week sometime, that means they're probably fighting.
Right. One thing that I was told by the lieutenant of the sheriff's department. When I was incarcerated, which in one of my cases and my double homicides that testified in my case, all of the sheriff's department, they ran the jail, not the prison, but they ran the jail and I was when I was in the house, they said, you're going home. And I said, well, I think you guys, we're so sure.
They said, when a jury sees somebody as lying, especially police officers, they won't convict. And like it or not, those police officers was pretty apparent that they were lying. He's right about that. One thing that really helped him out in the end was that there was a bunch of crooked ass LAPD firm.
But that and also remember they had video of the, of the, when the police were on the scene, they were just walking like no booties on, just walking over evidence, walking on blood. They weren't doing any of the procedural stuff you're supposed to do, like on a crime scene. And they, and they were all lying. They all did lie about what they, what they were there to do and how they were supposed to do it.
So he was, he's right about that. But it's interesting that people ask, Oh, I don't know why they asked me about this stuff. I mean, that is mental illness there for you to get away. If I got away with double murder, I'm, you're never, I'm never popping up on social media.
Nothing. But no, and you don't have to post these videos. He's like, Hello, Twitter world. I don't know why people keep asking really, really, really, you know, the funniest thing happened today.
Somebody asked me about a murder case. Uh, that's what he's doing. He literally was like, I don't know why people keep asking about his murder. Okay.
And then the next video is like, I was on the phone talking to my friend about this murder. All you're doing, what do you talk about? What do you think about this case? He's like, well, it's funny that you ask me about people, but I'll, I'll share my opinion.
He's wild dude. He has said in other interviews, when they go, you're go back to LA, he's like, I don't go back to LA because I don't know if the killer is going to be like right next to me. Come on. I'm sitting down for lunch and then also right over my shoulder, the murderer is right there.
Get the fuck out here. That's that's that's that's great. To say that. I got still out there, man.
Why is it coming after you now? He got away with double murder. Why is he coming after you? Oh, I got the waiter could stand me in my back.
That he said that. And somebody is so arrogant. It's so it's so it's so have you ever seen also that video of those two girls? Wait, you got to look, look this up.
There are he's sleeping. So he's sleeping in like, I don't know if it's his place or a friend's place and he's too like young blonde girls. You could tell it's late and they're like, and they wake up and they wake up. And he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, they're just like having fun with OJ.
Like they're being all playful and you realize like these these checks don't know who they're fucking with. They don't mean and they're definitely his type. Yeah, they don't know who their fuck. Yeah, it's these they wake him up.
Oh, yeah. Look, two blonde women. I and then he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, they wake him up at one o'clock in the morning and he's just like enjoying his his his little his little nap.
He's like, oh, and they think it's hilarious. They're laughing. Go back and actually find the video. Find the video while we're talking.
Yeah, but there's there's probably I don't know if there's anyone we can actually liken his story to, right? Like he is the ultimate like and also to. Do you think I'm trying to think like I'm going through? You're saying no makes sense because you know what like oh, like mafia dudes do when they get away with something.
They just stay under the ghost. They become ghosts. And I feel like his narcissism is what keeps him being like, hey, like you don't have to post any of this none of it. Here's my question to a big nerd to a lot of this stuff is can he still be tried for that double murder?
Is that that's what do they call it again? Double, double, double. Jeff, yeah, they can never get him on that. Even if he says now on his social media, I did it.
They can't try and for that. You can try from other things, but not for that. Sibily, you can go after them, which is what they did. Yeah.
Oh, I think this is it here. Let's. I was going. I found it at pillow.
Let's get off. Let's get off. The kids man. Yeah.
It's like going to the zoo and throwing shit at the tigers. It really fucking is that tiger's tiger stretches out. It's like, ah, you don't want to fuck with that. And then there's this clip we have of he's on another.
He's on a podcast. What should we get him on this podcast? This one right here? I was going to say I just saw this.
Yeah, you guys. Yeah, I would love to see here. Yeah. So has anyone I asked you like who you thought did it?
I'm not going to talk about this. All right. You know anything? That's right.
I'm trying to. Can I ask you one thing? I don't know what's going to answer this. But how much have you spent on your fees?
You think? Oh, geez. I've forged just flat out for over 100s. Three million.
Oh, fuck. It's life. It's a lot of money. Three million dollars.
Yeah, but it bought him free. They sure did. Well, it from the double murder that he got called with the trophies and bleeds and shit. Yeah.
But three million. I don't want to talk about that. And by the way, we talking about. Oh, that case.
Yeah. Nice try. Nice try. Yeah, I would love to have him on.
Try to book him to be a guest. You should definitely do that. I was the first thing I'd be like, man, I want to ask you about a couple of murder guys. Why do you want to ask me?
Why? Why me? Where we at with that murder? OK, I was just talking to my friend about it the other day.
And you know, if they come back quick, he's guilty. I don't know why everybody wants to notice for me. But if they take their time, that probably means they found some. Now, the sheriff that runs the jail, what they would do is they used to come back and tell me like, that's why people are asking you, man.