The Drew Lane Show – March 4, 2024

Jason Kelce’s tearful retirement, Nick Swardson bombs, The Octopus Murders, Craig Kilborn has a podcast, and DJ Khaled v. Larry King. Hey former Sports Illustrated model Kathy Ireland… why you look different? Philadelphia Eagle Jason Kelce retired and cried a lot today. The Capitol Hill Comedy Bar is a buzzkill for comedy. Nick Swardson had a disaster of a performance in Colorado. Does this look like a repetitive k-hole to you? Check out Drew’s new favorite beach fashion trend. DJ Jon Gosselin has been spotted in the wild. Meghan Markle is going to be a guest speaker at SXSW. TV Viewing: Spaceman is on Netflix and Trudi can’t it. The Truth About Jim is “iffy” in Drew’s opinion. Drew and BranDon loved American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders. Curb Your Enthusiasm keeps churning out bangers, but it’s weird seeing Richard Lewis in the show. Where has Vince Vaughn been? What about Craig Kilborn… where is he? Oh, he has a podcast too. Trace remains the worst Cyrus, but he’s got new music coming out soon. Kanye West has in-law problems. He dresses Bianca ins the dumbest outfits. Olivia Wilde’s revenge body is looking good. See-through wedding dresses are a thing now. Andrew Shue is a better father than TJ Holmes. We’re coming up to the 10-year anniversary of the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. It sounds like Texas company Ocean Infinity knows how to find the wreckage. The Detroit house explosion last week may have been a giant meth lab. Who TF did Risa Tisa marry and why are 400,000,000 people watching her? Real Housewife Heather Gay is honest about her weight and her fans hate her for it. Antonio Brown congratulates Caitlin Clark the way you imagine he would… with another Mel Gibson meme. We discover an old interview of Larry King with DJ Khaled, adding more evidence that Khaled might be special needs. There has been a wild murder in the Amish community with a dumb motive. Justin Bieber’s sister-in-law threw a used condom in an attack on a bartender. Bhad Bhabie and her friends got in a big ole restaurant fight. Politics: SCOTUS puts Donald Trump back on the ballot. Sinead O’Connor’s estate wants The Donald to stop playing Nothing Compares To You. Trump’s CFO is a liar. Kamala Harris demands a ceasefire in Gaza. Everything seems fine on the border. 16 years in prison for the Pentagon Discord leader, Jack Teixeira. Dumbass. Show Meeting: Why are we working 5 days a week? ML Elrick is in England and Eli Zaret is filling in on ML Soul of Detroit. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).