The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids

Our education system has failed us many times.PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix)5:06 The black market was a shady flea market7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried15:07 Women have kids randomly16:34 Life is fair17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing35:51 Bloopers