The Dumpster Pail Kids

At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/00:00 - Introduction1:39 - WOMEN!5:32 - What Is Happening?8:03 - We're All Gonna Die12:43 - Troll-In-Exile16:54 - Weather17:42 - Sheath Underwear19:00 - Never Woke Enough22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker23:24 - Dumpster Diving24:20 - Breaking Bridget32:07 - Phetasy News33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious34:34 - Credits----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe