What's up everybody? So it's eight 50 at night on the East Coast. And I know I'm a little bit late to the game here, but maybe we all are. I just found out an hour ago that they are tearing down, not just the facade of the East Wing of the White House.
They are tearing down the entire goddamn East Wing of the White House. And apparently, this was breaking news. I missed it because I've been busy. Hang on a second.
I'm pulling in my brother Frederick Pogue, because I just called him and I was like, man, we gotta get on a fucking live. I'm ready to rant. I'm ready to go a little bit crazy. They're tearing down the entire fucking East Wing of the White House.
Frederick, brother, what the? What's up? Oh man, I'm so mad. I am.
You are. You worked up? Because yesterday when I saw those pictures of the bulldozer, the crane, tearing down the facade of the East Wing, the White House, I was like, god damn it, the fucking liar. We should have known he was lying.
He said it wasn't going to touch anything. And they're tearing down the facade of the East Wing. And then an hour ago, I come up for air from work stuff. And I find out that it's the entire East Wing, the first lady's office, the visitor's entrance, like all of it, everything, tearing it down.
Yeah, typically you don't take a bulldozer to even a facade. And that's more of scalpel work. I'm no builder, but I know that. Right.
Right. So it's like, it's gross. I mean, it's like, it's like, it's like, I was talking to the buddy of mine today. And he was like, yeah, I told him about this.
And he said, he's done politics much. And he's like, wait, he's serious about the ballroom? I said, yeah, he's serious as a artist. Right.
He's not so serious that he actually has schematic and a blueprint. He's serious that he has the fucking, like 3D artist imagination of what the ballroom could look like. Like that's what he keeps showing us. As far as we know, there's no fucking blueprint.
No, no. I mean, they still have to get the chandeliers on order. The gaudy better from Timu, right? You know, you got to get that real fake Swarovski crystal Timu chandelier.
It's going to arrive and it's going to be like this big. Yeah, because you can't help himself. You know, Trump can't help himself. He's got to, he's got to go cheap because, you know, he's still got to grift off of it somehow, some way.
He's raising $250 million, right? Like the public won't pay for it. He's raising $250 million from apparently Google and fucking Apple and Facebook. You know, but that $250 million, you got to accommodate at least 25% grift off of that, right?
The fact that he literally calls it the Rose Garden Club and he's hosting, you know, Republican senators and Congress people there, it's like, what? I don't want to hear nothing from MAGA ever again. I don't want to hear Jack. You know, I don't want to hear about NoTans suits.
I don't want to hear about NoTans show. Mustard, I don't want to hear about anything. Nothing, you know. If Joe Biden shows up in G shorts and a Trans Am, I don't want to hear nothing.
Seriously, if his old man balls are hanging out outside of them, he's like, I don't want to hear nothing. If you got the fuck up, we do not want to hear it. He's paring down the East Wing of the White House. Yeah.
It is literally short-circuiting my brain, you know, because so many other people have pointed this out. Like, yeah, like the Kennedy's fucking redecorated, but they did it classy. They made it about the history of the place, you know? And fucking perimen had to rebuild it because it was literally like falling down around everybody's ears.
Yeah, yeah. If you want the fucking ballroom and there's no space on the property, like anyone with any fucking eye could have told you, there's no space on that property for 90,000 square foot ballroom. This dipshit wants to put a flagpole out in the front. Like, okay, what is it, a school?
Right, right. You don't have a, you don't have it. So the White House is not an iconic symbol enough of American tradition and power. Right.
You got to have a freaking eyesore of a flagpole. Right. You look out your window and you see the Washington Monument down the mall. Was that not good enough for you?
You needed a flagpole too, a really, really big one, the biggest flagpole that anybody's ever seen calling Dr. Freud? Like Jesus, I seriously, like I'm becoming an articulate. I'm so fucking angry about this whole thing.
And I don't know why because they've lied about everything. No, I'm telling you why I'm telling you why you're angry. Yeah, diagnosed me, Dr. Yeah, I'll tell you, I'm gonna tell you, like I tell women, I'm gonna tell you how you feel.
Okay, okay. Is this how you do it? Is this how Uncle Fred gets all his actions? Yes.
Now you know why I'm single. You know what? We got somebody blowing through. Yeah, I gotta give a shout out to one of our, one of our Blue Ant Media brothers in arms, David Schuster is in the chat.
What's up, David Schuster? David Schuster is in the chat. If you, I'll tell you right now, shout out to David Schuster who's been putting out some great, great material, some great stuff on Blue Ant Media. Yeah.
He's one of the, like he's a gem on some stack. I'm telling you right now, if you are not reading David Schuster, you're missing out. So like that's, we love you, David. Both Lawrence and I love you.
That man is a gem. And I can't wait for his very, like eloquent takedown of this because you know, he, he, oh my God, just a couple of days ago about what was happening so far. Now that we know that it's the entire each one of the entire things. So, and here's, here's the thing.
Like there'd be a more explicit metaphor for the entire Trump presidency. There, like if historians will use that picture that came out today. Right. It completely demolished.
And the thing is, the thing, because it is, again, just the point I made earlier, which is why do you need a flagpole in front of the White House? You don't. It's one of the most iconic structures of America in the world. Right.
So, what Trump is doing is, it's, this isn't just like, like with a policy, like, oh, well, like even today, it's like, well, he's demanding 230 million in restitution from these prosecutions he did. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, that doesn't really resonate. But the image, the visual, is to your point, Lawrence.
That's exactly what he's doing. This is taking, this is attacking, like this is attacking iconic institution of America. He's literally taking a bulldozer. Right?
A crane, a wrecking crane to American, essentially America, our traditions, our visuals. How many times have we seen the White House growing up? With Ronald Reagan. I'm allergic to this.
It's what he means the way. But it's like, I saw, I remember seeing, you see Ronald, like walking, you know, like, like, you know, all this stuff, right? You see him, like walking to the chopper to go to Camp David. We've seen, you know, presidents like with, you know, do the Easter egg hunt, you know, Turkey stuff, right?
You've seen all of this. There's, and there, he's taking a wrecking ball to that. So he can put his stamp on our house. Because every other president that has occupied that office understood, they were only there temporarily.
Yet he might have added something like, you know, I mean, the most famous one was, and tasteful, which they ripped up first, which was Jackie Kennedy's Rose Garden. Right. And he did that because the Rose is our national flower. I just want to point out our broshoester said in the chat, give me sledgehammer, a crowbar, a few thousand friends on an auguration date, 20, 29, 100%.
I'm there. I will vote for somebody running on the campaign of we are going to tear down that fucking ballroom. I don't care how much it costs. I don't care how wasteful it ends up being, we need to fucking knock it down because I will be goddamned.
If for the rest of my life, I'm going to hear about presidents going to the Trump ballroom. Oh, well, we're hosting a state dinner for England, for the Great Britain in the Trump. No, no, we're not. We're never ever, ever doing that after we get him out of office.
What was the one famous cathedral in Paris that burned down and then? No, John. Yeah, so there it is. Thank you.
Yes, Notre Dame. The East Wing restored like they restored the Notre Dame. Right. Right.
I want it restored. Whatever they build there, right, I don't care how hard it is. I want it to be the offices where on the second floor, I want it back exactly the way that it was. Like the chad carpet from the 70s that might still be.
I don't care. We're restoring the East Wing in the White House. If there's if there is a mark in the desk on the left leg and we got a picture of it, I want it. Yeah.
Yeah. I want I want this I want this man's legacy erased. Like like we'll learn about him in the history books, but any building government building that bears his name a highway, the only thing I'll accept is the Donald Trump, you know, the Donald Trump Memorial Rest Stop bathroom. That's it.
You have a stall. There you go. Give him a bat, you know, it's like the truck. The truck crapper.
Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to take the grimiest dumpster we can find. Thank you.
And we're going to wire it up to propane. And we are going to have the eternal dumpster fire, you know, like we got the eternal flame in Arlington, somewhere somewhere right outside of Marlago. We're going to set up the eternal dumpster fire. And you're like, anyone is welcome to come by and talk their trash inside of it to burn up because that is the metaphor of his presidency.
That's the only thing I want him to remember for. My gun. I realized I just violated like 10 environmental laws by proposing that. But you know, what's doing in the red state?
Yeah, we'll do it in Florida. Nobody knows. You know, no, no, no, no, America's wing. But no, but that's why it's such a vote, such a visceral response is because it would basically be like him taking the American flag and then like literally wiping his ass.
Just completely changing it, right? Right. You know, like where he decided to be like, oh, I want to put a, you know, I want to put an elephant on where the, you know, the similar country that an elephant where the stars are. Yeah.
No. No. This man has no fucking respect. I mean, we know it.
We've always known it. He has no respect for this country. Not everything that we thought was a law. You know, Dana talked about this today with Cliff and David on amped up, right?
That, you know, everything that we had thought was actually protecting us and keeping us safe, all the sacred guardrails that we thought we had. I'll take you paper. It was all handshake agreements and words on paper. And just like there's supposed to be a formal committee review that determines what can be done with, you know, historic buildings like the White House, Trump basically looked at that and said, well, that doesn't apply to me.
And, you know, any fucking is tearing down the East Wing and what are we going to do? Right? Like he knows that we're kind of like, well, what the fuck are we going to do right now? We can't stop it.
Like, I just, I just want to, I just want to understand this from his supporters. Right. This is really what I really want. I would love for Magadix to explain this to me if they were actually paying attention.
Why is Kristi Noem and the Department of Homeland Security getting $147 million for two Gulfstream Jets when you have not provided the residents of Mississippi or Arkansas or Kentucky or Tennessee or Georgia or Northwestern or Carolina with disaster relief? Right. Why come Snap, did you see the other? Yeah.
Snap. Snap funds, insufficient funds for Snap. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?
We can buy Kristi Noem two planes and we can build a $250 million ballroom. But we're going to run out of money for Snap. Oh, yeah. And the budget came.
Yeah, Alaska too. Right. Yeah. Which, yeah, which they, again, they stopped money for a public works project that was designed to prevent or at least mitigate the disaster that happened there.
And then the disaster happens and they're like, where's the funds? Right. Right. I mean, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that there's a very high indigenous population in West Alaska.
And so, you know, it's not the white people who have been in back in Texas. It's this. We have, we have come to this place in this country where it's like, your president, like Magadix, is tearing down the East Wing. There's nothing else he could be doing at this time.
Nothing. Right. He doesn't, there's not anything else he could be working on. Nothing.
He has all the time in the world to sit there and hold up some artist sketch of what this, you know, ballroom is going to look like covered with gold, looking like the cheapest Vegas casino that you have ever seen. But, but OK, OK, there's nothing else he could be working on. Sure. Yeah.
He's a real estate guy. You know, he wants to get into the details of the real estate. What, you're going to flip the White House? Like, what the fuck me?
Yeah. Sorry, Arabia. I mean, Qatar gets a base in Idaho. You know, yes, you know, but then maybe they need a vacation home.
Yeah, but then the maggots come out and they're just like, well, you, you know, the US has debates and it's just joint training command because you know, who's going to teach him? We should teach him over in Qatar. Yes. We shouldn't give him F 35s in the first place.
Here's my, here's my, you know, very humble proposition, which is that no foreign national should pilot a fighter jet over American soil ever. None. No one. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care what no foreign national should ever pilot a fighter jet over American soil. Or I'll, I'll even add an agenda to it. I'll be a little nicer.
I'll be a little less stringent than you. How about no foreign national that harbors and supports Hamas? They say it's terrorist organization. And I agree with that.
So why are we giving them F 35s and why are we letting them pilot over American soil? Why are we bringing them over here? I got to add an addendum. You know, if they are hired by an airline on an H one B.
So for a hundred thousand dollars, because I'm sure there aren't enough American pilots, you know, to, to actually fly our planes. Hey, no, come on, man. Like Qatar gets a fucking, you know, giant ass air force base in Idaho, Trump is tearing down the East wing of the White House and yeah. And head set is worried about fatties.
Oh, heck that. I was worried about fatties, not that you and me are taking that personal or anything. Here's the thing. Did you see that they announced today that?
What's his name? Mike Lindell of my pillow fame has started a TV network called Lindell TV that is now part of the Pentagon press corps because the real network wouldn't sign an agreement. Deathly wealth is a part of the new Pentagon press corps, turning point USA. Of course they are.
Charlie Kirk's organization now has a Pentagon press path. What who else is on the list? It's like Gateway pundit. It's like the fakest of right.
Wait. Oh, pinpool pinpool of Oh, gosh, I was getting paid by a Russian cut out a hundred thousand dollars a week. I had no idea. I was just collecting the paycheck.
I had no idea that these, you know, like these are Russian talking. Wow. Oh, my God. Right.
I was so busy wearing my beanie. I couldn't I couldn't see that it was, you know, I was being owned by the by the Russians. We got into the wrong side, man. I mean, if we had no scruples and morals, like I could do with a hundred thousand dollars a week.
You know, honestly, Russell, if you're listening, Frederick and I, if you literally need me to stop the Russian cock for a hundred thousand dollars a week, I will do it. OK, I will. I'm too damn stubborn though. I'll take the money and be like, Frederick, are you going to spouts of problem?
God, hell no. Slab of you, crown it, baby. Come on. Now.
I don't know. I'm going to do fine. Oh, no, wait, maybe not. No, it's like, it's like what you do with the money?
It's like, I kept 10,000 and I sent 90,000 Ukraine, maybe. Whoa. Come on. I'm damn.
It's like, come get me glad. I'm in a basement in Castle Rock, Colorado. Good luck. Shove of my ass out of window.
I know you people in windows. You didn't mean three stories underground, man. There is no down here. I'm in a bunker.
Come get me, baby. We can't mess with you. You're Southern American. They're crazy, right?
Especially the white ones. The white ones are the craziest. That's my bad. My bad Russian accent.
It works. It works for the scenario. I'm telling you. I was like, I mean, you know, it's just like, oh my goodness, man.
It's such beyond parody at this point. Like, I'm just like, really? Like, I was like, man, there must be a hell of a lot of stuff in the M. Epstein file, boy.
You know, here's the thing. We all know that it's going to go down like this, right? Like, no, eventually they're going to have to see Adeleeta who I thought about. I'm sorry, I'm probably butchering her name.
Eventually, they're going to get enough votes to release the Epstein files and they're going to come out and we're going to flip through them. And it's going to be like, weirdly Trump's name is not anywhere in here. You know, Bill Clinton, here's Bill Cosby, here's Tony Blair, apparently, and A-Hoot Barak, but no, Donald Trump. Look at that, you guys, he was innocent the whole time.
Exactly. He was just in some, he was just like, Bob's everywhere, but no, Donald Trump. You know, like that, like, what was it? How many minutes were missing from, you know, the videotape with Jeffrey Epstein?
That's the thing. They got me turning into conspiracy theorists because it's an amterrible at it. Go give me my tin foil hat. Son, because of like, I could be a big old conspiracy theorist here.
Yeah, I mean, that's the problem is that the conspiracies are so like, reasonable. It's just kind of like, am I conspiracy theorist or do I just have questions? I mean, yeah. Right.
Exactly. Like, are these reasonable? I can no longer discern whether I'm asking a reasoned question, or I'm wearing a tin foil hat and I'm insane. Like, reality has been so turned upside down that, like, yeah.
Oh my God. I, what, and here's the interesting thing. So like, because you know, I've noticed recently, boy, corporate media loves to interview John Federman. They can't wait to have his ass on there.
Like he's talking for the entire Democratic Party. Oh, yeah. Notice it won't interview Chris Murphy. Yeah.
They don't ever, you interview Chris Murphy. What could he come down now? He sounds like you got some scoop. What has he done now?
So he said early today, he says, well, I think the Republicans, you know, to do the shutdown, they should go nuclear and just eliminate the filibuster. Everybody. Everybody got, I'm with you. Everybody got more.
Please, please, please, baby Jesus, don't fret. Do not threaten me with a good time, man. Do you like dirty work for me, Johnny? Come on.
Give me that filibuster and oh, just you wait. Yeah, because I'm eliminated. Go ahead, pass it. You know, I mean, they could do it now, pass it, nuke it.
And then the week ago, oh, you have a car? Because you know, because again, I want to remind everybody the bit, the reason we're running out of snap benefits is because of the big, beautiful murder bill, the ugly bill that passed in July, they cut snap funding. That's why it's getting ready to run out. That's why it's insolvent.
And you know how many Democrats voted for that? Zero zero zero none. Yeah. So this is 1000 percent of Republican.
This is this when you say, oh, both part, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Republicans own it own it. Like nuke it. Go right. Man, please do please, please, please do what Chuck Schumer would never have the fucking stones to do and nuclear filibuster.
And yes, when we take the Senate back, Chuck Schumer will not be the majority leader. I can promise you, like, on my life, we will not fucking let Chuck Schumer be the majority leader when we get the Senate back. We let Hakeem be the speaker of the house because we need some people with fucking the ovaries, the stones to do what needs to be done. I will personally start a GoFundMe campaign to give Chuck Schumer the most comfortable-ass cardigans and a reclining chair and some slippers and he can go over time.
I will give him so many CVS gift cards. So he can buy as many pairs of readers as he could stack them. He could stack those readers up on his face and like he could pull them all down simultaneously and be like, I am going to write a sternly worded letter. You know, I'll make a special senatorial committee of sternly written letters that he can head up.
Oh, he can write to every newspaper in the country. Right. Right. We'll call out.
We need you to be a senator emeritus. Yes. You can head up this very important committee writing sternly worded letters and doing the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle. And you go be in retirement, baby.
You are old. You are tired. Go retire. Bye bye.
That's it. I mean, I will even nominate. We'll get the money. I will nominate Dana DeWard to come sit with you every Saturday and you can tell our stories about how when you use writing letters.
I think I think she's on the chat. I think she's about to murder. Yeah. Blinding her up with that.
That's it. That's your job, Dana. You got to go to the assisted living facility and listen to Chuck, tell your stories about his legislative victims almost his legislative offices close. Right.
This close. Right. You know, like, Did I tell you about the time we almost got Medicare for all? Yeah.
I had a letter. Right. You don't like me. That's certainly worded letter.
Would you like me to read you my letter from back in the day? Right. I know where he is. It's right here.
Hey, hang on. To whom it may concern. Oh, Lord, not that. Oh, you see what I get with the thunder.
It may concern. Now you know, it's going to be good, right? That's that's how you know. Let them know they're in for it.
Come on, Chuck. Get out. Like, aren't go bye bye, filibuster. Please, John Fetterman.
Go go vote with Republicans like you. We all know you want to. Nuke the filibuster and then, you know, when when the revenge comes and it will, when we neuroimberg them all, you know, when we have our truth and reconciliation commission, thank you. You know, I don't want to forgive and forget like, you know, you know, I want to be, I don't want to forgive and forget.
I want to be raucous and remember. That's what I want. I was going to say remember and revenge. I don't even revenge.
I'll take justice, but I'm not forgetting. But I mean, you know, to misquote, fuck was it FDR Truman? You know, I think it was Truman, right? Like, we're going to give them justice and they're going to think that it's revenge because that's yeah.
Hey, sometimes I can, you know, it took me a minute to get there. You know, I really, you know, I thought it was going to be, I thought it was going to be something like, you know, if I see him out in the street, I'm slapping the shit out of him. I was like, Oh, I mean, that too. That too.
No, I mean, like, I would be, I would be absolutely happy with justice that the right wing would view as revenge because if indeed they were held to the standard of justice that all of these people need to be held to, like it would be. Oh, yeah. I feel like they would, they would go to jail and I'm convinced that, you know, I'm sure that I'm treading some dangerous line here. I think Trump has done enough to warrant a treason charge, right?
Like, I think if we really dig into things, we will probably find that Trump has committed real and actual treason against this country. I, you know, I mean, I got to tell you, Lawrence, you are taking like, I wouldn't say bold, like, is obvious, like, is it obvious or reason or bare minimum stamp? Yeah, yeah, you should be trying for treason. You know, like, man, I'm, listen, how did Derek, what did Derek cushion do for that two billion dollars?
Oh, yeah. How many, how many, how many folders are missing from that bathroom more logo? Yeah. I want to know.
I don't care what Ali Khan says. I still want to know, you know, yeah. I, I, I want us to get to the point where we know the full scope and I get that we probably never will truly understand the full scope, but I want, we need to fucking try to understand the magnitude of what these traders have done to this country because we've got to learn from it. We've got to ensure that this can never happen again.
Whatever, whatever imaginary laws or tissue paper laws that we had that were supposed to be the guardrails, we need real fucking, I don't care if we have to amend the constitution 27 more times. We need to do that so that we can have a functioning government that has real consequences and punishments for people who would subvert it and portray it for dollars for fucking cryptocurrency for God. I, I, I'm so tired of, you know, this, like, well, you know, we can't do that because of the potential ramifications down the road down the road is here. Right.
This is the road. This is the time that we have all read about in fucking fiction. This is the time that the founders were talking about. Like if the treason clause exists for any other reason, it's for now, it's for these people, it's them.
This is what I think that our mom and board is about. Thank you. And this is why I would be a bad, like lawyer because I'd be way too emotional because it'd be like, why do you think it's treason? I just put up like they do in the Senate was like, I just put up the demolition East way and be like, look at this right here.
And they'd be like, did you go through the command to do this? You know, well, no, I rest my case. I rest my damn case. Was that you're punching them as I rest my case?
I'd be, I'd just be like me hitting the damn judges. They'd be like, wait a minute. Yeah. I'm just a good judge.
You know, it's like, you know, like, it's so blatantly obvious, man. Like he's literally paying with our tax dollars, $230 million back to himself because of, well, I was wrong by being prosecuted for crimes, you know, blah, blah, blah. And the attorney general who's gonna who's gonna green light it is his personal fifth lawyer, Todd Blanche. In what world is this not corruption?
Yeah. So yeah, folks in the chat are saying, you know, what about the media? The media is being censored. Not censored.
Like they're not censored. They're they're all collaborators. They're active collaborators in the demise of America because they're dollars involved because they can they can get more clicks or they can get whatever they fucking want. You know, they're owned by the same corporate interests that think they are going to benefit off this administration.
They do not care about like for damage just making money. You do not put Barry Weiss or like, you know, in charge of CBS who has no journalistic experience at that level, who it should net in a saint on, should not even be close to the position she has as polemic as she is. And yet I still think of Barry White in charge of CBS or whatever, whatever. You know, I mean, oh, yeah, baby.
I got propaganda for you, baby. I know you like that 60 minutes when it reports real nice to you, baby. Yeah, you know, it's like I'm telling you right now, like, I know what to do. You know, I can tell she's proud of said, just let me take her out and I'll be like, come on, baby, let's go.
Let's go talk about some, you know, some progressive values. What do you think about that, mama? Come on now. You know, and that's it.
I, I'll have it done two weeks, you know, so we weeks, two weeks. Okay. Okay, Trump, I see you. I see the blessing.
We're gonna have two good weeks of progressivism, but then when I got, when I got to bounce, it's gonna go right back to where I was. Right. Right. Oh, I can't get enough of your news, baby.
Says Dana. Yeah, right there, girl. Do you got some news for me, girl? Oh, look at you.
Oh, yeah. Look at you support them Arab Americans and they're like, you know, they're like, you know, we're one. Yeah, baby. Come on.
Are you covering up that conspiracy? He's like, Oh, yeah, you go to you go and expose them. F.D. Files, girl.
I see. Oh, okay. I see you. You have FD files, baby.
You know what I do to me? You know, it's just like, I'll just be like, I don't know what to do. They're French. Listen, I'm gonna put you in touch with Ellie Leonard.
You give her a call. That one was pretty straight. You know, call Ellie Leonard. She says you straight.
You want to talk about F.D. Files? That one was probably founded. You know, I'm serious.
I think Ellie is like, you know, all these, all these smart people are arguing. You know, and it's like, they're all know, you know, and then there she is over in the corner, you know, found it. Right. I was gonna be like, oh, it's right here.
No, it was a good Barak and Tony Blair. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like, how do you find that?
I was just right here. I'm just saying that. It's in the files. I cross referenced it and called and double checked and, you know, absolutely vetted the entire thing.
And it turns out that it's right. Yeah. How did you do that? Well, I printed them off and I just read it.
I just called research. It's just basic research. They used to teach colleges. Well, that's true.
Like back when I went to school in the last century, right? And the 19 hundreds. Right. You know, back when I was a boy, they used to make us check our facts before we could put them into a paper paper, not a paper paper.
Yeah. I had to cite all my resources back when I was a back when I was a young man, we would go up to a woman. We didn't even know we might see her in school and say, well, hello. And we would introduce ourselves and say, do you have a number?
And what we met by that was her phone number because I would we would call. But she would have to be in the physical location of saying that's right. Because the phones were connected to the wall. That's it.
You some of them was your phone around with you like you like we do now that you know, in the house where the phone was. You couldn't there was no texting. It was she had to physically be there to answer the phone when it ran. Otherwise you wouldn't go and get it.
You know what we call protection? When you took a pen with a paper, you wrote it down in text on the paper and you handed it to her. We called that we call that was tested. You know, we, you know, it's like that that was a good night.
You said, give me your number and she might write her number or the number two armies. And then now you had a number two armies. You might put Pennsylvania six five thousand. You didn't know was that her or was that the big hotel up in New York City?
You don't know. Oh, Lauren, you know, it's like a car. Hey, his Arby's are like, is Melissa there? No, we ain't got to Melissa.
She doesn't work on these eight nights. I got to be chatter. I didn't eat my feelings, man. With some horsey sauce.
Oh, no, man. We don't got no horsey sauce anymore either. I got it. I got to eat my feelings, man.
You know, like, Hey, it's like, I thought I thought I had me a slimmy. You know, like, what do you think I'm on the majority? Because I got to eat all my feelings. That's why I'm on that forming.
You know, it's like, you know, it's like, I'm trying to eat these feelings. Morgan said, sir, this is an Arby's. No, all right. All right.
No, I've heard that too. Oh, I've heard it morning. We've all taken the males, you know, we step up there and he's like, Hey, it's like, you know, Oh, well, we could have had some candy. We could have said that's right.
Beautiful. This could have been something beautiful. If only to give me your real number. You know, I mean, that's it.
You just took the L back then nowadays is like, well, fine. I'm going to go buy an entertain course and hate women now. It's like, right. I'm just saying how to how to make people how to tell them that they're ugly so that they might date me because they believe that I'm telling them that they're ugly.
Come on. It's like, bro, just take the L. You know, just find one is like this fine one election or work on yourself. What's something?
Right. You figure that go learn French, right? Right. Learn French and learn how to play the guitar.
You know, I mean, I don't know that I don't know the maybe habit to straight people. But from what I hear, if you could be the moment it's moments like this, I'm going to be French, right? Or both. If you could play the guitar and thing, I'm pretty sure that's a panty dropper.
Like, you know, it's I'll tell you right now. I'm just the real talk. It's moments like this. I know your game.
I was like, my man is doing too much. That's too much, you know, like, I don't know. Like it's so easy over here in Faglandia, you know, like I just kind of took up the phone and opened an app and be like, what kind of penis do I want tonight? That one looks good.
OK, sir. So we haven't we have our line of uncircumcised. We also have our line of circumcised and. Can I filter?
Can I filter by that? You're like, I just imagine you all like, you know, that's what that's what the gay club should be. You just come in and you're just like, you know, can I help you today? It's like, yes, I'd like one.
I'd like penis, please. Do you have a penis flight? I could sample. Well, yes, we do.
There's the circumcised flight or the uncircumcised flight. Are you feeling adventurous? Are they like wings? Can I mix and match?
Right. Right. Right. Yeah.
In this case, you don't want to get the spicy ones because that means they got the crap. Listen, man, I like, you know, I like the secret of hitting on women is be funny. If you can if you're funny and just be authentic. That's it.
Right. Because they make big man, it's sniff out in authenticity a mile away. It's just like they got that sensor in them. They're just like, you know, they just know, they know, right?
That's I mean, that's honestly how like I think like a good portion of my days have just come from, you know, just not even trying, you know. And it's like, oh my God, I'm like, I wasn't trying to hit on you, but I might now. Did it work? Yeah.
I aesthetically, if I were, would that have worked? Oh, yeah. Oh, right. Right.
It's like you just run it down the field and all of a sudden you pull it out of the balls like, you know, you're like, you're like, force gum, you know, it's just like, some of those balls and you're like, run for. OK. You're OK. That's it.
Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. I like how our friend Morgan over here in the chat, as soon as we start talking about penis, she's like, Lawrence, do not say my name in all cats letter, like Morgan.
I wasn't going to, but now I have to. That girl's straight telling herself, like, you know, like just straight all the time. You know, it's OK, Morgan, right. You know, me, me thinks that lady does protest a little too much.
No, that's OK. Listen, listen, listen, you're into what you're into, right? You're into what you're into. In fact, my man, Lawrence Winterman, has a show called I think it's called Dirty Talk, which we kind of straight into.
Yeah. So I'm on, I think it's on, is it on this network? It's on this network. It's on it's on, yeah.
On, actually, on Fridays at what time? 11 a.m. Eastern time, which is 4 p.m. For our lady, Fusan, I didn't who is my co-host on 30 talk.
Co-host on and Fusan is amazing. So I'm saying is like, if you want to get, I mean, I get in there and I'm like, I'm, there's times I take notes and then there's time I'm afraid to take notes because I realize just like I'm a baby in the woods, man. Yeah. You know, like, I realized after the fact that he attended some of the shows where I was, you know, very self-confessional.
Well, bro, you know, you're just going to have to figure out how to deal with that information. I mean, I tell you what, that's, I think I walked away from that. Just like with more respect for gay dudes because stuff you all got to do to prepare as an ordeal, you know, like, you know, I'm just like, all right, shout out, ready to go. But y'all are just like, I got to do this.
I got to do this. I got to do. I'm like, I got to ask you a question straight, man. What's up?
When you take a shower, do you wash your booty hole? Yeah. So yeah. Yeah.
Oh, thank God. Thank God. I'll go. Yeah.
Just don't know. Yeah. Don't get mad at me, Dana, for telling your story. Dana was telling me a story about this thing that she's been seeing lately, about how, like in the andro tape arm of the world.
Oh, my God. That that that washed in your booty hole to a straight guy, like andro tape is gay. And so they don't do it. And not only that, apparently some of these, some of these fools think that wiping your own butthole is so gay that it's not going to do it.
Stop it. Don't know. That can't be true. I got to let it get.
He's right here. She's backing me up. He's like, he hasn't seen it personally, but she's he's seen women talking about this online. Like, dude, what?
That's like the most unsanitary thing I've heard ever ever. Like, come on. Like it can't be true. Right?
Right. Ellen is saying that's a bit paranoid. I got to say, if you're so straight that you're worried that touching your. Oh, what's that?
Momos. Aaron, you're worried that touching like wiping your own butthole is going to make you day, then my brother, you are gay. Dude, it's the craziest stuff. Should we bring this Du Bois in here to tell us her story?
Should we flutter in coach? Let's put her in. Let's put her in. She's volunteering.
So I know she's going to come in here and tell a story. I just need to vent about the fucking East Wing for a good, like 40 minutes, because I'm fucking mad. Do we think he's building a bunker underneath it? Because that that's the next crazy thing.
No, it's a great thing. And I think my friend just got here because I hear care going crazy, but I have to say quickly because Lawrence is talking about something that I hi, everybody that I just told him I saw online. Do you follow the speech, Professor? No.
I mean, it's OK. It's OK if you like dirty buttholes. It's all right. That's your game.
No, no, it's a straight man and a speech, Professor. I know. I know Liz is not. She's I know.
Hang on. This live is completely devolved. I'm dancing. Right.
Right. Like it's going to be ranting. And all right, guys, this is a client. I'm going to have to go because Liz, I want to say quick.