The Empire strikes back. Megalomania forces in battle to save their captured leader

Send us Fan MailFantasy News Channel 31 May 2024Today we are reporting on the capture of Donald Trumpolanus and the vows of the Megalomanian army to rescue him and restore him to his rightful position as Emperor of  Magalomania. A faithful retainer, Piers Poorman spoke up, his voice unable to conceal his agony. ‘This is a sad, shameful and ridiculous day for our country. To drag a former Emperor through criminal courts over something so trivial feels a massive overreach & an incredibly divisive and obviously politically partisan action’But a spokesperson for the Democratic Unionists Party responded equally emotionally,No, it's a wonderful and happy day for Megalomania, and the rule of law. No one is above the law and he's the first of our emperors ever to become a convicted felon.Discussion rages, as news of the capture and trial of the former Emperor spread across Megalomania. Stay up-to-date with all of Tudor's podcasts, blogs and current affairs commentary by signing up to our newsletter! Email [email protected] to sign up!Follow Tudor on Twitter @TudortweetFollow Tudor's blogs:everydaycreativity.ukleaderswedeserve.wordpress.com