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So much to get through, so little time. I do have some very confronting news to bring you first of all. Don't worry, I've got a whole bunch of stuff and apologies once again for starting late. But I do have some very confronting news that I'm not sure if you're aware of or not.
But it seems that our little content cow, our little puppy that we've been playing with for the last couple of weeks, CHAZ, it seems like it may be coming to an end. And I thought it was going to last forever. I thought CHAZ was going to be here forever. Remember they were talking about plans for the future?
Remember all the people who were very excited that CHAZ may grow out of Seattle and start going to other cities, not just in the United States, but around the Western world, ladies and gentlemen. Remember the shining example of CHAZ? Lady Fruit through the chat. No!
The shining example that CHAZ was. Remember the New York Times referred to it as a, what was it? The Mecca of racial equality in CHAZ. So it looks as though things may be winding up and coming to an end.
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Let's get into it, shall we? Seattle will move to dismantle CHAZ occupied protest zone, Mayor says. Thank you for the diamond, Gypsy. Where did you steal the diamond, Gypsy?
Who did you steal the diamond from, Gypsy? This is very sad for me. I've become a fan of CHAZ. I mean, it's funny when you do a show, like when you do more than one show a week or something, like when you have like regular back-to-back shows.
So for like the last month or five or six weeks, I think we've been doing like four shows a week. Two hours a show, that's eight hours a week. When you start to run a little dry on current events, CHAZ has been there. We can just whack CHAZ into the Google machine and something will come up and be like, oh, this will be fun.
We can cover CHAZ. There's so much going on in CHAZ. So if CHAZ goes, like a big, a part of our hearts here in the content creator community, a part of our hearts will go with it. We may never be the same again, at least until the next CHAZ.
No, of course, I'm lying to you. That's not true. We know what's going to happen. People are going to continue to go insane at an increasing rate.
So there's always going to be plenty of things for us to talk about because people aren't getting any better. People aren't getting smarter. The world isn't getting any less crazy. In fact, it's just getting worse.
So I'm very thankful as somebody who's long given up hope that anything good can come out of this and we're all pretty much doomed anyway. May as well enjoy the ride, man. But anyway, back to the price of fish. Jenny Durkan.
Jenny Durkan. Is CHAZ going to be renamed Durkan Durkanstan when Jenny rolls in there with the cops, with the fascists, with the bootlicks, with the jackboots, with the riot squad, huh? Those murdering racists. Basically the KKK, as we all know, the police.
Jenny Durkan says police will return to precinct where hundreds have gathered daily, ladies and gentlemen. Seattle officials announced on Monday that they would begin to dismantle the six blocks of occupied streets known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, or CHAZ, following two shootings at the site in 48 hours. That's now become three shootings. There was another one last night.
I don't know if you're aware of it or not. People are getting popped left, right and centre in CHAZ. It's time for people to go home, this is the mayor. It's time for us to restore Cal Anderson and Capitol Hill so it can be a vibrant part of the community.
Ah, no, no, no. Excuse me, mayor, mayor fascist. It already is a vibrant part of the community. Look how vibrant things are in CHAZ right now.
What the hell is wrong with this mayor? Remember last week, only last week, the mayor was saying that this is not a problem. It's basically a block party. We've had city officials down there talking with the people in CHAZ.
We're all very excited. Everything's fine. Everyone's protected. Everyone's doing well.
Do you remember that? We played the fucking press conference on this show. Well, we've had the minister for fucking, what was it, like gas and electrical or whatever it was. We've had them down there in CHAZ since six o'clock this morning talking to people.
Everybody's protected. Everybody's being looked after as they're wheeling the body bags out the side gate. As the police chief says, like, quote, another press conference we played, people are getting raped and we can't get there. The mayor was saying, everything's fine.
Everything's good. Don't worry about it. So I don't know what has caused this most recent turn for the mayor of Seattle to, you know, like I said, embrace the fash. But apparently now she's a fascist and a racist and a bigot.
And she hates peaceful protests. Durkan said Seattle police will be returning to the East precinct, the site they abandoned after a series of clashes between protesters and law enforcement. Again, to quote the police chief from CHAZ, they abandoned the site after they were, quote, being yelled at. Winning TV with the diamond.
Follow winning TV, ladies and gentlemen. Dlive.tv slash winning TV. Oh, no, she's ending the summer of love. It would appear so.
It would appear so. But here's a question, a genuine question. What are you going to do with the people in CHAZ who refuse to leave? I hope.
I hope. I sincerely hope that the mayor of Seattle, when dealing with the people in CHAZ who do not want to leave CHAZ, I sincerely hope that the mayor of Seattle, after providing such a moral example, example for everybody else to follow, and after criticizing people like the president, for example, for their heavy handed tactics and fear mongering. I sincerely hope that the mayor of Seattle isn't going to instruct police to use, say, force to remove people from CHAZ because that would be very, very Donald Trump-like. So when you have people in CHAZ who refuse to be moved by the police, one can only assume what are they going to coax them out with treats, maybe?
Maybe pay them to leave? Because as you all know, the use of force against peaceful protesters is only something that the racists would do and not a very progressive, very forward thinking, very respectful, empathetic mayor like Jenny Durkanurkinson. She would never do something like that. She would never, ever, Access to the victims.
According to the police blog, in an officer's body camera footage, police can be heard telling people at the protest zone to move out of the way so they can get to the victim while protesters repeatedly tell them the victim is already gone. He's gone, bro. There is no victim. Victim?
What are you talking about? Dan's not says they're doing more than hitting the source. Well, you know, I'm not. I'm not going to snitch on anybody trying to have a good time, especially in Chaz, the great nation of Chaz.
During a press conference on Monday, the Seattle police chief Carmen Best said that while there had been countless people protesting peacefully, there had also been, quote, shootings, a rape, assaults, burglary, arson and property destruction. The hell is going on in Chaz? Chaz is going to hell in a handbasket. You know, once upon a time, once upon a time, Chaz was a very nice place to live.
These days, once we let certain people move in, if you know what I mean, it's all gone downhill very quickly. When asked what officials will do if people don't voluntarily leave the area. This is what we were asking before. Durkin said they plan to use a range of techniques, including working with this is how a progressive mayor answers a straight question with a with a very not straight answer.
OK, we asked the question, what are you going to do with the people in Chaz who don't want to leave? Are you going to use things like, you know, tear gas and rubber pellets and stuff? The kind of thing that you say is evil and wrong and whatnot. So when asked what officials will do if people don't voluntarily leave the area, this is what Jenny Durkin had to say.
Have a listen to this. Have a listen to this tongue swelling fucking mouthful of shit coming out of this woman's mouth. Durkin said they plan to use a range of techniques, including working with black led organizations to communicate with people in the zone, offering outreach to those who are homeless. OK, so the people who are in Chaz right now who are going to refuse to leave Chaz, how do you plan to deal with them?
Well, we'll be working with black led organizations who are offering outreach programs to homeless people. I'm sorry, what? Holy shit. Real person PLTCS, the old comrade from Trusted Verified, James R.
Thank you so much. Very generous of you. Donation for the startup cost of Chaz Oz. No, we don't need Chaz.
James, give James a follow, by the way. dlive.tv slash real person PLTCS. He's on randomly through the week and then on Friday nights and Saturday nights. The startup cost of Chaz Oz.
No, we've already got our country here. We're we're a micro nation. This is Boogistan. We've even got a flag and everything.
Welcome to Boogistan. Welcome to Boogistan, James. But see, Boogistan is not a democracy. I am king.
I am King Boogie Bumper of Boogistan. Kimmy is the court jester. Other people are nominating for their own roles within Boogistan. JJ Stoner is the minister for agriculture, obviously, and recreation.
We're going to tag that onto him as well. So we are filling positions in Boogistan. You can basically do whatever you like, except when you get to the parking lot of your local supermarket. That's the only place where fascism applies.
Because, as you know, like, you know, I'm very libertarian minded. I'm a very live and let live kind of guy. I want you to be free and happy and pursue happiness in whatever means you see fit. You do you, man, and I'll do me.
But when we get to the parking lot of the local supermarket, you better be parking in those lines, otherwise you will be dragged away by men in black coats and fucking dealt with brutally. We do not tolerate any kind of insubordination in the parking lots of Boogistan. Other than that, do whatever the hell you want. Back to Chaz, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for doing it, by the way. Real person PLTCS, co-host for a long time on Trust and Verify. Some good times there. Sharma Sawant, a socialist city councilwoman, has pushed for the precinct to be turned over permanently into community control.
Please, please, God, please, God, let it happen. Am I the only one? Coffee talk with Sandra with the diamond says Boogie with an evening shadow. Yum.
No, it's not. I feel like a hobo. Right after the show tonight, I'm going to shave. I like a fresh, clean look.
I feel like a bum. Thank you for the diamond coffee talk with Sandra and followed coffee talk with Sandra, by the way. d-live.tv slash coffee talk with Sandra. That sentence again, Sharma Sawant.
There you go. Winning TV has now anointed himself the minister of car patrols. I have zero tolerance as minister of car patrols. There you go.
Exactly why I'm going to hire you for the job, Phil. Welcome aboard. It's the very, it's the only job in Boogistan we actually care about is patrolling those parking lots. Thank you for the diamond coffee talk with Sandra.
Have a listen again. Listen to this one more time. God, I want this to happen so bad. Am I the only one?
Sharma Sawant, a socialist city councilwoman, has pushed for the precinct to be turned over permanently into community control. A permanent Chaz, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yes. Makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.
Come on. Imagine Chaz 24 seven, 365 days a fucking year. Please let it happen. God.
If you're a Seattle resident and you believe in racial equality, back this woman. Elect this woman mayor right now, immediately. Have a call back. Get the current mayor, Jenny Durkin.
Jenny Durkin is basically a fascist. Jenny Durkin's going to send in the police to break up the peaceful protest. Are you aware of that? Are you aware of what a fascist she is?
She's not even a real progressive, bro. She doesn't even believe in the movement. She's going to send the police in there with their rubber bullets and their tear gas and she's going to break up your little fucking happy hippie zone, my man. So you need to get rid of her before she gets rid of you.
Elect a real progressive. Sharma Sawant, who wants the area permanently turned over to community control the way it should be. She recently announced on Twitter that she would be introducing legislation to convert the east precinct into a community center for restorative justice. Now, you can take a guess at what restorative justice means.
I'm not going to try. I'm not going to attempt that. So there's a little video that comes along with this article, ladies and gentlemen. It's called Inside Chaz, Seattle's police free zone, where proving the world can change.
So I'm sure it's going to be a very objective, very unbiased look at what's happening in Chaz, considering that it's on the Guardian website and it's called We're Proving the World Can Change for the worse, I think a lot of people would say. But let's have a look. Let's give them a chance. You never know.
Maybe we've had the wrong idea about Chaz all along. Maybe Chaz really is a special place. So let's let's see this. We're not we're not fighting the military.
We're not trying to secede from the United States. If we do, then we're losing all the progress we're actually trying to make. So much progress. There's so much progress in Chaz.
I mean, that graffiti on the on the windows of the privately owned businesses. It didn't spray paint itself. Andrew Jackson with a tip. I feel like field marshal of racisms would be the perfect fit for me.
If the position is open, of course, ready for you, sir. Holy shit. Sunday night shit show with the ninja gaming. Follow Sunday night shit show, by the way, d-live.tv slash Sunday night shit show, ladies and gentlemen with froze Asia and speed D as my first action as Minister of Multicultural Affairs, I say no more purple people.
Well, that's a good start. That's a good start. Andrew Jackson with a tip over on YouTube. The best moderator on the interwebs, ladies and gentlemen, says I feel like field marshal field marshal.
Very good. Not general. No, no. He went field marshal, full field marshal field marshal Jackson.
Field marshal of racisms would be a perfect fit for me. If the position is open, of course, ready for duty, sir. I say to you, Field Marshal Jackson, welcome aboard. You are now the field marshal of racisms.
All of the isms. You can have all of the isms if you want, not just the racisms. Steal a line from Jessie. You can have the racisms, the homophobia isms, the Islamophobia isms.
You can have all the isms. All right. What's happening in Chaz? We're worried about losing all the progress we've made in Chaz, apparently.
Like I said, those bricks didn't those bricks aren't going to throw themselves. Those those kids aren't going to rape themselves. Those victims aren't going to shoot themselves. Well, maybe they will if they're forced to live in Chaz long enough.
But, you know, that's yet to be seen. Let's see all the progress happening in the wonderful the people's Democratic Republic of Chaz. Fighting the military. We're not trying to secede from the United States.
If we do, then we're losing all the progress we're actually trying to make. Look at the progress here. Oh, look at this. Look Just be who you want to be in the great nation of Chaz, ladies and gentlemen.
Just on that, before, we're going to get back to this video, but being who you want to be in Chaz, that reminds me of something I saw earlier. This was tweeted out earlier. Welcome to Chaz, ladies and gentlemen. Just be who you want to be.
Do you like losing chaz? Do you like losing chaz? Now, if you're listening to the podcast, you can't see, but you have a naked man running down the street in Chaz. And you can see behind him there, just how much progress is being made in Chaz.
Every car has a smashed windshield and smashed windows. Every shopfront is smashed, if not burned. There's graffiti all over everything. It looks like a war zone.
So think about all of the progress we're making. You see, because when organizations like The Guardian and others go into Chaz and film people, they show the very colourful face mask, the very bright-eyed white kid who says, I'm working the door here at Chaz, and I let everybody in. Well, if you let everybody in, why would you need to be working the door, you fucking idiot? Why would you need to have someone manning the barricade if nobody gets stopped from going in?
Um, um, shut up, racist! Because they don't think of these things, you see. They're not very smart people. We have security so that we need never use it, apparently, in Chaz.
So, you'll see, like, all of the nice, you know, the park areas and stuff, all of the nice, well-presented areas of Chaz. But when you see things like this, a naked man running down the street for God knows what reason, and you can see the reality of Chaz behind him. Burned-out shop windows, graffiti everywhere, smashed-up cars. Progress, ladies and gentlemen.
Think of all the progress happening here in Chaz. Now, if you're listening to the podcast, you can't see, but you have a naked man running down the street for God knows what reason, and you can see the reality of Chaz behind him. Burned-out shop windows, graffiti everywhere, smashed-up cars. Progress, ladies and gentlemen.
Think of all the progress happening here in Chaz. This is one of the more central areas of the Black Lives Matter movement here in Seattle. Look, it's very colourful and nice and pretty. Thank you for the diamond, Gypsy.
Thank you for the diamond, Gypsy. Thank you for the diamond, Gypsy. She says, I nominate myself Stila of diamonds. There you go.
We're going to have to give you a more official-sounding title. Let's just call you the lawyer for BoogieStan. If you're going to steal people's diamonds. You can be the BoogieStan law department official.
You can be our IRS, how about that? Look at the colours. Look at the murals. Look at the live music.
Look at the happy families. Look at the organic garden. Look at all the progress we're making here. As you all know, ladies and gentlemen, nothing illegal ever happens in Chaz.
Nothing illegal. It's just a place of love and wonderment and learning and equity and justice. That's what Chaz is. And anybody who says otherwise is obviously some kind of fascist.
Well, obviously a white supremacist, this guy. He's making up lies. He's making up lies. I hope somebody from the Chaz PR department rolls into that hospital very quickly and confiscates his phone so he can be corrected.
Because he's obviously spreading disinformation about what happens in Chaz, ladies and gentlemen. Wouldn't you agree? Does somebody from the Chaz PR department needs to crack down on this fella? We can't have these dissidents running around spreading lies about our wonderful Chaz.
Hell to the no. The cops left me out there to die. I need help with somebody in legal or media to get my story told. The cops left me out there to die.
I need help with some money and some legal and media to help get my story out. I'm helping you right now. Here's the thing, I'm doing it for fucking free, bro. Help get this story out.
Tell you what, I'll even do this for you. Let me put the link to this video in the chat, and then all of you can help get this story out too. How do you like that one, bro? Look at us getting this story out for you, bro.
I want everybody to see this story. I want everybody to know what's going on in CHAZ. Legal or whatever. Did he say the legal community?
Yes, the legal community. So he was in CHAZ where they've kicked the police out. The police have said that when the most recent shooting happened, which wasn't this guy, by the way, a different shooting. When the last shooting happened, the police, we saw from the, we read the quotes from the people in CHAZ that they didn't let the police in.
They said, police, stay the fuck out of here. This is not your jurisdiction anymore. CHAZ belongs to us. So we don't want your kind in here, sir, officer.
Get the fuck out. So the police left. So now when people get shot in CHAZ, they want to sue the police for not showing up after they go to CHAZ claiming that the police need to get the fuck out. It's beautiful.
So there's your, I put the link in the chat. Everybody share this out. Get the story out there. People need to hear this story.
Ah, come on. Twitter video stinks. Don't blame me for Twitter video. Maybe the people of CHAZ are now hacking us in real time, ladies and gentlemen.
Minister of fun, Kimmy asks, who defines oppression? Obviously the white woman working the fucking perimeter, Kim. You're not keeping up with this? It's obviously the white woman who's determining who is black enough and oppressed enough to enter the black only space.
It's the white woman working security. She decides if you're oppressed enough. Because we believe in people acting for themselves, for having a voice and being proud of their identity, of course. Why would you need a medical tent in a place where nothing bad ever happens?
Why do you need somebody working the gate if anybody can just walk in and out whenever they want? What do you need a medical tent for if nothing illegal happens? What do you need white women patrolling the perimeter of the black only park for if anybody can be who they are and just wander around? It's all making a lot of sense.
Everything is free in CHAZ. We don't accept donations of any kind. It amazes me then why people would even loot. If everything is free in CHAZ and they're giving away everything they want in CHAZ, why do all the shops behind them have smashed in windows?
Well, that's an easy one, bro. You see, nobody's donated a big screen TV yet. So I had to liberate one on my own. BK Veritas with the diamond, ladies and gentlemen, says, I heard Chaz sex is really intense.
Get it? It's like the guy who goes to the doctor, Ben, and says, Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. Some days I wake up feeling like a marquee and other days I wake up feeling like a teepee. And the doctor says, I know the problem.
You're too tense. Minister of comedy in Boogie stand, ladies and gentlemen. BK Veritas. Thank you for joining us.
He's here all week. Is anybody here from out of Chaz? I was driving through Chaz the other day. I took a taxi over here to get to CHAZ.
Anybody here from CHAZ? Anybody heard about this CHAZ thing? By the people and for the people. Like I said yesterday, CHAZ looks like Burning Man, except they replaced the LSD and sex with strangers with shootings and white guards protecting black spaces.
That's the only thing I could see here different. And colorful face masks. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the CHAZ Memorial Gardens. Isn't it grand?
What have we got here? It looks like about 30 potted plants. This is the centerpiece of CHAZ. This is their monument.
It looks like the garden department of the worst hardware store on earth. All of this fantastic advancement and progress. You mean we're going to have to throw out the daisies, apparently? Look at this progress.
It feeds the masses every day. Exactly. This is the centrepiece of the occupied zone. Remember that.
This is their crowning achievement. This is what they've been fighting for all along. Let's have a look. Come on, come on.
Be serious. A lot of effort went into throwing these pots on the ground and just leaving them there and not planting them. A lot of effort went into creating this monument of Chaz. This testament to the glory of Chaz.
Let's give them a chance. So this is about giving black people ownership of the land. Oh, no, look, yes. Didn't he just...
He just said, this is about giving black people ownership of the land. I swear to God. That's what he just said. This is about giving black people ownership of the land.
Okay, let's have a look. This is very serious. This is very important. All right, I want to see.
Okay, come on, come on. So let's see this monument of Chaz. I want to see what it looks like when the white residents of Chaz give ownership of the land to the black people. Let's have a look.
Very heavily occupied. Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell. Okay, the centerpiece of this is the garden area.
It's about giving black people ownership of the land. It's about giving black people ownership of the land, ladies and gentlemen. And look what they've done with it. Look how they've converted this once useless grassland into a thriving farming community.
Look at this. Using only the farming techniques that have been passed down within families for generations. The expertise, the understanding, the care. Look at this thriving pastoral utopia in Chaz.
You know, once we started just handing the land over, you'll be amazed. Farms just popped up everywhere. Take your hand, share the land. Look at this.
You can learn a thing or two about farming Middle America. You and your useless racist farming techniques. Look at me. I'm rambling again.
Darryl. Sound about right. Sound about right. What does Darryl send through for us?
Thank you for the tip, Darryl. Is that what Chaz sounds like? A lot of screaming and throwing of chairs. Ladies and gentlemen.
But again, look at this beautiful, gorgeous farmland here. It looks like it's about, I'm going to say, 12 feet by 12 feet. I sincerely hope that they haven't expanded the farm too soon. It looks like they started with one plot, which is about 6 feet by 4 feet, maybe.
And then they've expanded out. As obviously, because the farm has been thriving, you need to develop more crops. So I just hope that they haven't tilled too much soil too soon. Because that can be a problem.
If you start off with a big lot of farmland to farm, you may neglect parts of the farm and food, very valuable food, may go to waste. So let's just hope that the communal farm is well taken care of. We're building our own economic system here in Chaz. See, why would the awful bigot mayor want to shut this down?
Why would she want to tear this down? It doesn't make any sense to me. This one in particular is, we're trying to create space for BIPOC, or Black Indigenous People of Color. Yes, you heard it correctly.
This space is for BIPOC. Now what's a BIPOC, you ask? Good question. See, chair cropping is good now.
Minister of fun. Chair cropping is good now. Yes, it is. I built this.
I built this. I would love to play that, Kimmy, but I think Lenny Kravitz is one of those ones that's going to get my YouTube channel a fucking strike. So Lenny's very, very, very, very litigious. But she shared I Build This Garden by Lenny Kravitz, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for the tip, Lenny. But Lenny will get me fucking banned on YouTube. He's got too much money, that guy. I guess he was a prest.
I love Lenny, though, by the way. Lenny Kravitz is good. Good eggs. Good eggs.
So yeah, this is a BIPOC. Now, a BIPOC is for, yes, black and indigenous people of color. So I think you have to be biracial. You have to be both black and American Indian to farm in the BIPOC.
Now, as you can see, a lot of interest in the BIPOC. A lot of people are very, look, they're lining up to farm in the BIPOC space. As you can see, there are a lot of people waiting to get involved in the BIPOC. A lot of people qualify for the BIPOC, which is why it's so thriving.
Like, there's so many plants in the BIPOC, just waiting to blossom, waiting to bloom. Kimmy doing some wizardry over here. She says, tell Lenny I want my $5 back, but you only donated $3. Kimmy, what are you doing?
Don't make me take away that Minister of Fun badge from you. Because that's not very fun, donating $3 and then asking for a $5 refund. I don't understand. I gave you $3.
Why can't you play the song that I put up? You know, I donated $3 to the show in good conscience, and then you refused to play the clip. It's not right. I think you should refund my $5 immediately.
Kimmy, Minister of Fun. Minister of Trickery. Come on now. This is serious.
Don't you want to see what's happening in the BIPOC? Don't you want to see what's happening with BIPOCs? To come and garden together and just, like, you know, create relationships. 2020 has been an interesting year of, like, creating a lot of situations where people were kind of forced to rethink how they live their lives.
2020 has been very interesting. Winning Takeover Domon. Will somebody donate $6 for a coup of Kimmy? And, you know, we couldn't have asked for a better...
The situation to... I guess I think a better time for this movement to occur. Like, the ground was ripe. The ground was ripe for the movement, but apparently it seems not ripe for the BIPOC.
Because nothing's growing in the BIPOC as yet. Now, that's fake grass. That's fake turf there. Okay, so that doesn't count as keeping Chaz green, right?
That's turf. That's AstroTurf. Look how green it is. Yes, it's plastic.
Protest area of Cal Anderton, where a lot of people are hanging out, waiting for the events of the night to get started. Waiting for the events of the night to get started. Oh, famous last words. Because as we all know, when the events started starting, a couple of people got shot in the face.
One guy got shot five times and now wants to sue the police for not coming and getting him in Chaz. Chaz Chop is not Coachella. There's still a lot of work to be done, and there's still a lot of things that still need to happen before we just start lounging around and start relaxing. Um, sir.
There's a lot of things that need to be done before we start lounging around and relaxing. Let's rewind the tape. 20 seconds. Sir, unfortunately, I've got bad news for you.
It seems like the vast majority of the residents of Chaz appear to be just lounging around and relaxing. You know, we've got a lot of work to do here before we can just sit around and relax. 20 seconds earlier. A guy doing a live stream.
As you can see here, we're in a park and everybody's just lounging around and kind of relaxing. Did you see Star? Oh, no. Don't tell me, Kitty Bee.
Kitty Bee. No, really? Did he really? Oh, God.
What are you going to ruin my fun for, Kitty? What are you going to ruin my fun? Why do you have to point things out to me that I miss? No.
Please, no. Why you gotta do it? Why you gotta do it, man? Come on.
Surely not. Surely not. Come on now. This is serious.
Don't you want to see what's happening in the BIPOC? Don't you want to see what's happening with BIPOCs? To come and garden together and just, like, you know, create relationships. 2020 has been an interesting year of, like, creating a lot of situations where people were kind of forced to rethink how they live their lives.
2020 has been very interesting, I'll give you that. Winning Takeover Domon. Will somebody donate $6 for a coup of Kimmy? So sweet.
Cheeky Redwood on fire. The situation to, I guess I think a better time for this movement to occur. Like, the ground was ripe. The ground was ripe for the movement, but apparently it seems not ripe for the BIPOC.
Because nothing is growing in the BIPOC as of yet. That now, that's fake grass. That's fake turf there. Okay, so that doesn't count as keeping Chaz green, right?
That's turf. That's AstroTurf. Look how green it is! Yes, it's plastic.
Protest area, Cal Anderson, where a lot of people are hanging out, waiting for the events of the night to get started. Waiting for the events of the night to get started. Oh, famous last words. Because as we all know, when the events started starting, a couple people got shot in the face.
One guy got shot five times and now wants to sue the police for not How did you steal the diamond from Gypsy? Who did you steal the diamond from, Gypsy? Chaz Jazz, fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah, bro.
Hey, what's happening, Cap? You know, I hear they've been chilling out in Chaz, man. You're talking about the jazz man? I'm talking about Chaz, man.
You gotta hear this new sound, man. It's like freedom and equality. They singing about gardens and shit. You mean the Rose garden?
Hell no, nigga. I'm talking about the Chaz garden. The Chaz of the Chaz? Oh yeah, you heard it.
The Chaz of the Chaz. Skippy bow. No. Chaz Jazz, let's do this.
Nothing could be further from the truth. We are out here to come and rejuvenate and network and build as people. Right, until tomorrow when the police come back. So, that was fun.
Until tomorrow, according to the mayor of Seattle, Jenny Durkadurkistan, who said, tomorrow we're moving the police in and we're going to kick you all out. So, nice dreams. It was a nice idea while it lasted, but unfortunately for the good people of Chaz and the Jazz men of Chaz, and the black only spaces, tomorrow is a brand new day. And the cops, the fascists, apparently, are going to be rolling in and clearing you all out to go back to reality.
So, all best plans lay to waste, ladies and gentlemen. With that, I'm going to take a quick five-minute break because my drink needs to be refreshed. Coming up after so much more to get through, ladies and gentlemen, the latest in coronavirus awareness campaigns coming from the global corporations, which I'm sure you'll appreciate, and so much more. Thank you for joining us.
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