The Eros of the Season (Holiday Special)

Join us as we pop off on holiday season topics. We’ve each brought our NAUGHTY lists and we’re feeling an ineffable December melancholy that simply cannot be cured! Cozy up to a bowl of pulses and lentils in your lambswool smock and send a candle down the river, because the holidays are about Wintering and mourning. On today’s ep: The Zoloft has worn off. Getting to the edge of vitamin D poisoning. Falling down the driveway and staying down (mentally). The romance of a European sunset. The void of a cynical questioning mind will ruin you. Fired with a smile. “Self-compassion me”. Eartha Kitt’s Santa Baby. The windows are heating up with that egg smell. Being shot by your nephew with a nerf gun while having a passive-aggressive convo about the quality of the pancakes with your sister in law. Christmas belongs to children. 98 Degrees. Christmas dom (woman with barrel curls). Atemporality. Wood grain and clear. Have an amazing Ian Mckellen holiday season! 🎄✨ Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast. Cover art: Ariana Sauder Theme music: Voyeurism ✴︎ Instagram ✴︎ @totalrelaxationpod @hellgirlproductions © 2024 Nancy Webb and Emelia Hellman. All rights reserved.