The Eternal Sunning of My Spotless Hole

Down on his luck and almost out of brown bag liquor and Frog, Kevin Vargas (Robert Delilah [We couldn't get Vince Vaughn]) is facing eviction. He decides he's going out with a bang, and drinks at every bar in the bay area until he ends up in Dōu lè zànzhù de qīngjié yòngpǐn shāngdiàn, or "Doule" as the locals call it. There he gets in a high stakes game of Mahjong with the sinister leader of the Bay Fung Triad outfit, Ted Lui (Buck Harper [Christopher Lee is deceased]) --And the stakes? Three million Chinese Yuan. In his stupor, Vargas discovers one thing... He understands this game perfectly. All those hours at the video poker pay off, and Vargas cleans Lui out. Vowing to kill him for the Yuan, Lui chases Vargas to the Happy Trails Inn south of Saratoga, were he meets retired Mahjong great and innkeeper, Bu Fing Dashi (Actor / Race to be determined [Malcolm McLeod refused the role for obvious reasons]). Can Bu Fing teach Vargas the way of the tiles and goad Lui into a match to the death? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]