The Fab Five: The First Five Parter

We fell into the dark there like Gandalf and the Balrog after the election. Sorry. Much like Gandalf, we're coming out swinging and better than ever. This is AfterschoolEd's first ever five parter, and the first ep ever with times noted in the description! It may not be Rogan signing with Spotify, but it's at least the second or third most important moment in Podcast History. We're humbled to be a part of it. Oui Oui 1:16 Nara and Lucky Smith Chef Learns about Nara and Lucky, and, much like ep 1's Skibbity vid- it's a real eye opener for him. They have three children and their names are. . . . . they're not traditional. Chef might have a Lucky crush. YellowstonEd 14:00 The Fenn Treasure Update Back in the homeschool days of yore, we went deep on looking for the Forrest Fenn Treasure (that chest of treasure hidden by the Santa Fe dude in the Rocky MT West). We had a solid theory about where it was probably located. Our theory involved a few specific locations to the East of YNP in Wyoming. Update? It's been found. Where? Let's just say Chef and Rose might be geniuses. YellowstonEd 19:47 The 5 Stages of Grief as Two Blue Peeps in a Bright Red Maga County We recorded this episode 13 days after the election. It took a few weeks extra- a brutal few weeks. Both Chef and Rose went dark for a bit there. We're back. What are the 5 Stages of Grief? We talk about our trip through those stages in the past few weeks. And we talk about what went wrong. TinklEd 33:33 The 4B Movement Chef knew Rose would still be fiesty after the election debrief, so he came in prepped with a history of the 4B movement as a means to resisting Patriarchy Gone Wild. We talk history, deets, spread, pushback, and rebuttal to pushback in a way only Chef could: with a skiing analogy. 86Ed 39:45 Application Tips, Tip Slips, Tip Pools Can modern youth write their names, phone numbers, and email addresses by hand? What should you write on restaurant tip slips? Should you have restaurants split checks, ever? NO. NOTHING. NEVER. We explain. Eff Marry Kill 53:05 Food Trios We start with Poke, Sushi, and Sashimi, and we decide which one we'd (ahem), which one we'd marry, and which one we'd kill. It's a banger segment, and we'll do it again for sure. ReviewEd 1:03.00 Rando Cycles Pop culture goes in cycles, like so much of history. We review one of the worst trends that come back every now and then: the Random!!!! sense of humor cycle. Buckle up. Chef has notes. Koan Koan Git 1:09.35 The Biggest Questions in Life Sometimes in kitchens it's all jokes and nonsense. Slow season though, shit gets real, and the other day we talked about the biggest three questions of modern life. Something to ponder. ReviewEd 1:20.30 Zero Prep Sequel Check In We used to watch movies on repeat when Rose was a kid. Does she remember? Madagascar 2 and Hangover 2 get check ins. Tip Out 1:27.35 Get Your Shit Together and Future Earth To get over the election, Chef is banging out some fiery tunes. Rose is looking for good news.