"The Fast Saga (F9)"... In Space?! Movie Review (and rant)

Well Hellooooooo! It's good to be back. We didn't forget you, hopefully you didn't forget us. So are you ready for fast cars, a bit of drama, high action and some ridiculousness?! We are! Fast and Furious did not disappoint. One of us is known for seeing FF multiple times IN THE THEATER. And a billion times at home. Just like the Star Trek films. Can you guess who? Unfortunately he didn't scream "Han!!!" When one of his favorites showed up. The media robbed fan boy of the glory. But there were of surprise in the joyride to satisfy. Grab your popcorn and coke with two straws and let's get into this.