EPISODE · Apr 10, 2026 · 50 MIN
The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
🎧 Episode SummaryTim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a fatberg in Australia that’s literally spraying poop clumps into the ocean. Lovely.🔥 Opening Chaos Tim kicks things off with a very specific and very regrettable U2 masturbation confession, because sometimes the show starts in the gutter and just keeps digging. He also clears up the week’s email chaos after a busted mail server briefly ate sponsorship messages and listener notes.📺 Reality TV Madness Love Don’t Judge serves up Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, a wheelchair-bound couple with bones so fragile they’ve broken over 600 times. Their apartment life, their tiny-bone woes, and their aggressively cute speech patterns make the whole thing equal parts adorable and alarming. Tim is absolutely fascinated by the idea of two people with bones like glass trying to exist, much less date.🧟 Ongoing Freaks / Updates Mead Skelton gets another round of abuse for his birthday-week behavior, including the ongoing gallbladder nonsense, serial-killer dating logic, and general Mead-ness. He’s still out there comparing himself to Ted Bundy, which is a hell of a way to lose the room. Tim also revisits Mead’s sweet-tea meltdown at the French restaurant, because of course that still matters.🗞️ Distorted News A Florida woman named I’m Unique allegedly loses her mind over sandwich toppings at Subway and starts throwing cookies, registers, and printers around like a lunatic with an internet connection. In another slice of civic excellence, Hunter Biden floats a cage-fight challenge to Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, because apparently the nation is now a late-stage YouTube feud. Over in Sydney, a gigantic fatberg is breaking apart and sending mysterious poo clumps out to the beaches, which is exactly as awful as it sounds.📞 Listener Interaction / Voicemails The For Harry Cunt line goes off the rails with people talking cats, snakes, old lady walks, and one caller who nearly got ambushed by a very loud episode in a Dunkin drive-thru. Another listener offers a very weird note on a classic old episode and Tim gets a wave of suggestions for future song atrocities.💰 Support the ShowJoin the Sideshow for exclusive episodes, support the madness, and get more Distorted View at distortedview.com.
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🎧 Episode SummaryTim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a fatberg in Australia that’s literally spraying poop clumps into the ocean. Lovely.🔥 Opening Chaos Tim kicks things off with a very specific and very regrettable U2 masturbation confession, because sometimes the show starts in the gutter and just keeps digging. He also clears up the week’s email chaos after a busted mail server briefly ate sponsorship messages and listener notes.📺 Reality TV Madness Love Don’t Judge serves up Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, a wheelchair-bound couple with bones so fragile they’ve broken over 600 times. Their apartment life, their tiny-bone woes, and their aggressively cute speech patterns make the whole thing equal parts adorable and alarming. Tim is absolutely fascinated by the idea of two people with bones like glass trying to exist, much less date.🧟 Ongoing Freaks / Updates Mead Skelton gets another round of abuse for his birthday-week behavior, including the ongoing gallbladder nonsense, serial-killer dating logic, and general Mead-ness. He’s still out there comparing himself to Ted Bundy, which is a hell of a way to lose the room. Tim also revisits Mead’s sweet-tea meltdown at the French restaurant, because of course that still matters.🗞️ Distorted News A Florida woman named I’m Unique allegedly loses her mind over sandwich toppings at Subway and starts throwing cookies, registers, and printers around like a lunatic with an internet connection. In another slice of civic excellence, Hunter Biden floats a cage-fight challenge to Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, because apparently the nation is now a late-stage YouTube feud. Over in Sydney, a gigantic fatberg is breaking apart and sending mysterious poo clumps out to the beaches, which is exactly as awful as it sounds.📞 Listener Interaction / Voicemails The For Harry Cunt line goes off the rails with people talking cats, snakes, old lady walks, and one caller who nearly got ambushed by a very loud episode in a Dunkin drive-thru. Another listener offers a very weird note on a classic old episode and Tim gets a wave of suggestions for future song atrocities.💰 Support the ShowJoin the Sideshow for exclusive episodes, support the madness, and get more Distorted View at distortedview.com.
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