The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics - NEW SHOW!

Episode SummaryFriday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded dogs.A gay brother smashes a windshield after discovering his sibling was allegedly using Grindr to lure and ghost gay men for laughs.Shay and Annabelle from 90 Day Fiancé arrive to ruin everyone’s appetite, thanks to a bathtub scrubdown, dirty-dick commentary, and one very committed Filipino clean freak.A Florida woman spits in a deputy’s face multiple times and gets instantly reminded that open-hand consequences are still a thing.An Indian developer creates an app that uses wearable data to figure out which co-workers spike his heart rate the most, which honestly sounds useful as hell.Tim kicks things off by dusting off a Fred Phelps tribute intro, reminding everyone that Westboro’s screeching ghoul is dead and hopefully roasting somewhere unpleasant.A sponsor segment checks back in with Satan and Kayla, where hell’s domestic life includes Subway, 9/11 footage as entertainment, and a teen rebellion spiral powered by demon attitude.Mandy once again proves she may be the most likable person in hell, which says a lot about the company.Police body-cam footage captures one brother calmly reporting that his windshield was smashed, while the other, wearing a pink sweater and full offended queen energy, explains exactly why.The accusation is gloriously petty and deranged: one brother claims the other was using Grindr to set up fake hookups with gay men, only to ghost them on purpose after they drove out.The gay brother doesn’t deny smashing the car. In fact, he frames it as a moral boundary issue, because apparently vehicular vandalism is what happens when online trolling becomes too homophobic.Mom enters the scene eager to get somebody arrested, while the allegedly innocent brother suddenly develops a very convenient trauma response memory blackout.Tim introduces us to Shay, a pink, blotchy, southern pig-man with dogs, dirty habits, and somehow enough romantic momentum to be on his third marriage.Annabelle, his fiancée from the Philippines, arrives in America looking happy enough, though not happy enough to ignore how much bigger and grosser Shay appears in person.Shay casually reveals he may have cheated with his ex-wife Nicole, because even barely ambulatory human casseroles somehow find time to create more relationship drama.The most unforgettable scene is their hotel bath sequence, where Annabelle insists on personally washing him, clipping him, and cleaning every inch of him because, in her own blunt assessment, his penis has a bad smell.Shay, of course, treats the entire hygiene intervention like foreplay.Florida, our most fucked up state, gives us a woman who gets nearly naked, causes a scene, spits repeatedly in a deputy’s face, and then gets rocked with an open-hand slap that is now under review.An Indian software developer uses wearable fitness data and AI to build a workplace stress tracker that effectively ranks which meetings and colleagues are the most irritating to his cardiovascular system.A Minnesota inmate threatens city staff over his impounded dogs and invokes John Wick, apparently hoping that “I love my dogs” will soften the fact that he’s also making felony murder threats from jail.Goons Bader checks in to ask about Pride plans, the eternal kitchen saga, and whether Tim is spending the month countertop shopping or just spiritually suffering.A caller suggests creating a Henson Freak Chart, a ranking scale for various levels of depravity, with adult Lego obsession somehow landing above necrophilia.