The First Thing I'll Do When I Hear of Trump's Death

Man, I have had a rough mental health day today. But it’s not going to always be this way. Something is going to end this nightmare soon. Choking to death on a Big Mac. Throwing a big enough tantrum to cause a heart attack or stroke. A fall down the stairs of Air Force One. I don’t give a shit how it happens; I just wish it would happen soon. Today would be wonderful. Once Traitor Trump is six feet under, we will all breathe a collective sigh of relief. And we can work on rebuilding our country and improving our mental health. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I appreciate you lending me your ears. I love imagining what the wonderful day will feel like. I put it into words this afternoon, and I’m now in a better mood. I hope you will be, too, after giving this one a listen. Thank you for your continued support. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! If you’d like to join our Discord server that I mentioned in today’s episode, here’s a link to get into the Mouthy Clubhouse. It’s free and easy to use. We have some wonderful people there that you’ll enjoy meeting and chatting with. I make an appearance from time to time. And post extra photos of Mooch. If you’re interested, join us HERE: https://discord.gg/ZAaZ5DSKwA Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe