The Florida Porch Table Pooper

On Today's Show: Introduction 0:00.000   I'm A Soda / Beverage High Today: The Return Of A 2000's Favorite! 1:35.617   Murder Suspect Defends Himself In Court 9:18.000   Clit Stimulating Yourself Into a Vegetative State 15:00.857   Blowing Chunks While Blowing The D 15:52.895   One In The Stink And One In The Stink 16:20.000   Cupcakke-ifying More Songs 18:00.521   Shaq's Gas Hack / Math Trouble 19:33.955   When Jail Time Conflicts With The Ke$ha Concert  22:55.776   Sign Up For The DV Sideshow Today! 26:35.382   Teacher Bites Students Over a Pickle Jar 28:02.062   The Tale Of The Porch Table Pooper 31:38.357   Evil Has Escaped The Cursed Rock Of Doom 34:05.666   Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 37:47.452 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] - Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page