The Fourth Day of Christmas – Naughty or Nice

The Fourth Day of Christmas – Naughty or Nice It's like Santa Claus. As a suspect. On Dateline. In the South. Richie Buck returns to the correctional facility for a second conversation with Santa Claus — now stripped of his iconic beard, dressed in a red jumpsuit, and looking more like a weary small-town umpire than the mythic keeper of Christmas. As Richie presses him on how the presents were delivered after his arrest, Santa leans close to the glass and offers only two words: Christmas magic. But the way he says it makes Richie wonder whether that’s an answer… or a warning. Determined to understand Santa’s behavior, Richie turns to expert help. First up is Dr. Peter Vim­sickle, a forensic psychologist with a velvet mustache, seersucker suit, and enough ego to fill a sleigh. He breaks down possible explanations for Santa’s compulsive “ho ho hos,” shifting demeanor, and emotional responses — including the possibility of neurological or personality disorders. But a second opinion paints a very different picture. Over tacos and margaritas, Dr. Myra Abernathy — blunt, brilliant, and absolutely uninterested in holiday sentimentality — insists Santa is guilty and cracking under the weight of the identity the world forced onto him. To her, this isn’t magic gone wrong… it’s pressure finally breaking. While Richie wrestles with conflicting evaluations, a barrage of online ads leads him to a bizarre new idea: a crowdfunding platform that might just be the key to financing Santa’s defense — and maybe even his bail. With expert opinions clashing, Santa withholding answers, and a new plan forming in Richie’s mind, the line between naughty and nice has never felt blurrier. Cast:  Richie Buck - Jason Usry Santa Claus - Pat Picone Dr. Peter Whimsickle - Scott Musgrove Dr. Myra Abernathy - Cherry Bail Buddy - Elon Muskrat Head Elf, Jason Usry Co-Executive Elves: Rebekah Sebastian, Dr. Shiloh Catanese, Dr. Scott Musgrove, and Michelle Kaz. Santa Maybe, a Criminal is written and produced by Jason Usry Music and Sound FX sourced through Epidemic Sound, Soundstripe, Audiio, Universal Music for Creators and more.  Additional music and atmospheres provided by Captain Fathands. Follow the show on social media: X - @santamaybe Facebook - @SantaMaybePodcast Web - santamaybe.com Until next time: BE NICE