The Fullest and Most Intentional Disrespect: Lava Lamp Incidents

This week, MELANIE IS BACK, Brianne is haunted by a koala, Florida man bracket kicks off, Melanie loves chaotic men, everyone is naked, lava lamps cause a lot of trouble, Brianne meets a snake and tries on victim blaming for size, and Melanie permanently loses her right to judge Midwestern cuisine.Content warnings: COVID, unwanted physical contact in the form of a wet willy, passing mention of Glasgow smiles and schizophrenia, extensive and detailed discussion of having alcoholic parents, hallucinations, withdrawal symptoms, attempted murder/stabbings, vague racism, strangulation, explosion, death, gross food.If you are struggling with alcohol dependence, please reach out for help. We love each and every one of you and want you to be well. SAMHSA's hotline is free, confidential, and available round the clock to connect you to useful resources in your community: 1-800-662-HELPLinks:A groovy birthday glowAcute renal toxicity after ingestion of Lava light liquidDad Drank a Lava Lamp at Bedtime. It Didn't Go WellDeath By Lava Lamp? New TV Show, ‘Curious And Unusual Deaths,’ Explains How It’s PossibleEarthquake MachineEdward Craven WalkerElizabeth Elcoate GilbertElizabeth Walker: Naturism’s AmbassadorExploding lava lamp kills Washington manHomemade lava lamp causes injuriesKent man killed by exploding lava lampLava LampThe History of Mathmos and the original lava lampThe History of the Lava LampTwo Hurt in Lava Lamp LunacyUS3387396A