Since he got out bad news keep happening. Cape Fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why when I heard you Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Why and Academy Award nominee Indiana's he's coming after my family Cape Fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV Oh That's a little ditty as he was singing the other day, it was so funny I was downstairs and I heard, which just sounded like this amazing spontaneous jam session that happened. Well, she came in here while I was busy trying to do other things that I wasn't doing. I was like, oh, yeah, let's do this.
Yeah, sees those moments, right? Yeah, and she's speaking of walking behind her brother, her 15-year-old brother. Yeah. You know, often wears his pants below his underpants.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and kids and butts is just funny.
I like talking about him, singing about him. There's a lot of talk about butts in our family. Yeah, God, yeah, there is. So much butts talk.
Mm-hmm. I might as well say admit I might as well let it be known if I haven't already in a public way. I have hemorrhoids. I've had them for a fucking long time.
Oh my God. Since I was like fresh out of high school. I got my first real serious hemorrhoids when I was on tour with Dinosaur Jr. And apparently hemorrhoids are rare with people.
No. No. A small percentage of people. No.
Much like Acrophobia. I was at the doctor today with Izzy and I won't say but let's just say it in full butts but she's fine. But her pediatrician said she doesn't have hemorrhoids. I asked if she possibly could.
Anyway, the pediatrician said, did you know that like 90% of the population has hemorrhoids? You just may never know it. Wow, really? So because when I looked it up.
Where are these numbers coming from? I don't know. So I mean, but yeah. Savage.
The most case of savage hemorrhoids was on tour with Dinosaur Jr. in the 1980s. They're. And surprise, surprise.
It wasn't the most relaxing environment. Stress well. Yeah. So hemorrhoids and stress kind of can go hand in hand.
They go hand in hand, cheek to cheek. I found that the term, you're a pain in my ass to be real. There are people. There are situations that bring them forth to the point of prolapse.
Is that when it. When your whole ass is just falling out of your ass. I don't even want to know what that. Let's move on.
Okay. Looks like her. We did have a butt song to, you know, I've been struggling to create lately. Yeah, you have.
You know, I'm waiting for that voice to tell me what to do. And the voice is like, I don't know, dude. Well, can I offer that I think you've been also like the ear thing has really been bothering you. And I noticed that when that happens, you're obviously not as creatively inspired.
You're kind of managing discomfort more than anything. I'm really bummed about the ear thing. I do not want this to be my tragedy. I got to work through it.
So I'm trying to work through it, but the actual, the affliction. You're in the work from across the nation. Blue, please. I did manage to do something.
You did? I did. You did? You did another.
Oh, nice. Yeah, this is a commercial recreation. It took me so long. I had to really put the screws to myself today to finish it.
Yeah, you've been working. I made $50,000 in the stock market today. I had twins. I went to the poor farm.
I'm a millionaire acres. That's good. I came on life. I came on life.
I came on life. I came on life. You will learn about life. When you play, I came on life.
First you'll start out with $2,000 and a car. I got a car. You got a car. Then you may go straight to college, where you learn a lot and all the more business if you think you'll go that far.
I'll be a stud. You may go far. I came on life. I came on life.
I'll get revenge. I'll start with it. You got revenge. Bradley likes the best games in the world to rally.
So play the game of life. That's life. I came on life. I came on life.
I've been playing this for a long time. I've been playing this for days. Did I really talk about revenge? Yeah.
It's part of the game. It's part of the game. The game of life. That's dark.
Walt. Dark side. Yeah. Revenge.
Yeah. There's another famous life commercial, which is life game commercial, which I should have also recreated. It wouldn't have been that hard. You know, but I'm going to rock.
I'm trying to push my own rock up the hill. I really wanted to do this because Izzy played life with her friend the other day, right? Yes. She had such a good time with her buddies.
She's like, I played this game. Life. She loved it. Life.
Yeah. I love the commercial from the early 70s for the life game. And that is a very glacial recreation of the commercial. I don't know why I did it so slow.
Yeah. It was really slow. Oh, and that's even sped up. The speed I was playing it was like really slow.
Is that a dirge? A dirge. I turned a pretty goddamn peppy theme song for the game. That was very 60s.
Almost had kind of like a monkey's last train to Clarksville feel to it. And I pretty much put a stake through its heart for that one. Well, we're both watching our cat. I almost said Bob.
That's old cat who kind of looks like our new cat, Pumpkin. Pumpkin is in the stewed right now. And we're just kind of wondering if he's going to pump it up. He's fucked things up before.
Pumpkin. Pumpkin. He punks around Pumpkin Pie. Oh, he's so cute.
I tried to find a vintage life game at the one of several of the many. You were like, you stay here with the children. I need to go. I must go.
I must find a vintage. I thought for sure I could walk because we have several antique malls in this area. I thought for sure I could just stroll through a random antique mall and there would be a game of life waiting for me. But no.
You know, I don't know why you seemed very confident that that was what was going to happen. I had the whole thing all worked out. I was like, I'm going to get the life game. I'm going to open the top.
There's going to be sort of a musty smell. But all the pieces will be intact. I will have a life game that I can present for the podcast. I can even spin one of the really distinctive things about the life game is spinning the wheel.
I love that we are. It's cool. I mean, I wanted to play with this. We played, we do have a version of life.
We discovered we own a junior life. Junior life sucks balls. It's bad. Junior life.
Junior. Raw product reveal. Junior anything is just such shit fucking mediocre version of the real thing. I want my little girl to play the real life.
Mmm. And where you have twins and you go bankrupt and you go for revenge. Oh my God. I couldn't find it.
Huh. Well, maybe to peruse on eBay. I know, but now I just play. Have you lost the spark that you're just playing commercial?
I could recrew. There is a really good, there's another life commercial that I could recreate very easy because it doesn't have music, but it's great. It starts with a camera swinging into the house and go, it's like, you owe me $49,000. I can't.
I do remember playing life with my dad when I was little. He was like, he was the board game one with us. He did the books at night before bed and then he also did the board games. And I remember playing life, but I also really remember playing sorry.
I loved sorry. Sorry. So good. So good.
I like to say a lot. I like to say a lot. I like to say a lot. Did you do part cheesy?
I don't know. But I also liked what's the one where you plunk the things in and you have to get the diagonal. Connect four? Yes.
I like to connect four. Our boy got really good at that a couple of years ago. I kicked my ass. That's right.
Connect four phase. That's right. How can it? How can it?
I'm like, what a pandemic. Yeah. Or like, let's try board games. What do we do guys?
He was like 10. He was like puzzles during that time. 10, 11 years old. And he was kicked my ass to connect four like constantly and I couldn't figure it out.
It was wild. Maybe we need to pull that out again. I also liked battleship. I would play that with my brothers.
I liked battleship. Battleship is fun too. Oh yeah. Yeah.
And then I do remember like playing Monopoly, but it just was so long and it was like the game. You never got to like finish it felt like. It's so and stuff. It's so and people get angry.
And we figured out we don't even own like a typical regular Monopoly, right? Yeah. You know, like the OG kind of we only like a Rick and Morty's one. I have a Rick and Morty one.
I'm just Rick and Morty themed. Which is fine. Which is fine. I have another one too.
I feel like I bought Hendricks another Monopoly. Well, you said you bought him a Hendrix one like a Jimmy Hendrix Monopoly. I didn't. It was awful.
Whoever put that one together is a Jimi Hendrix themed Monopoly, but it's a real stretch. Strange. And the design was terrible. The board became warped.
We spilled water on it. Sure. And then it became warped. And I was like, you know what?
Fuck Jimi Hendrix Monopoly. This isn't worth. This isn't. No.
How was the Rick and Morty one? Have you ever played it? It's pretty good. Pretty good.
But there's not, there's not, you kind of want the generic Monopoly because then it doesn't, when you repeat cards and things, you don't, it doesn't seem. I feel like I really remember the weight of the little pieces. Look, OG Monopoly board. It's so satisfying.
It's so satisfying. The hand feel of the little pieces. Good feel. Yeah.
They've actually made as they've, these new incarnations of the classic games are usually smaller on smaller boards, cheaper material. Oh, just don't make it like this. Make it like they used to. And that's just, that's, that's okay.
I know. I'd like to point out that Milton Bradley, who make the best games in the world according to that theme song. Makes him. Milton Bradley makes the best games in the world.
Milton Bradley was based originally in Springfield, Massachusetts. Wait, I know that. Yeah, full on. Western Mass.
Wow. That's where it originated? Yeah. Milton Bradley.
Was that a person? Yes. No, I did not do my research. No, I, sorry.
Don't worry. No worries. I don't think it's Milton Bradley. Like, hey, Milton, Mr.
Bradley. I think it's a Parker Brothers. That was another game company. Hasbro has subsumed the game industry it would seem.
It's a Parker Brothers monopoly. I don't know. Sorry. Anyway, I don't know.
Was it the boy, the little person? Yeah, the little guy with the monocle man. The monocle man. The monocle man.
The properties and the hotels and the houses. Boardwalk. Park place. Park place.
Yes. There's a neighborhood. I think it's actually called Park Place near Westamp Hall. It's like in the suburbs of the Twin Cities.
And I don't know if this is like just the name of like they've just named their neighborhood, you know what I mean? Like their street. But I think they even had like an entrance to it. It was like we're kind of like the rich kids I went to school with lived literally like in Park Place and they were sort of like the early newer McMansion type things, but they were like brick kind of.
And yeah, yeah. I briefly had a little dalliance with a guy who lived in Park Place and I was like, what? I'm finally screwing around with someone and the other side of the tracks. How exciting.
When I lived in Jackson, Michigan, I lived kind of more closer to the town, but the kids, you know, like that. You know, RICH. They lived in Ridge Crest. So you name like that?
Yeah, it's the Crest Ridge. Yeah. Yeah, my neighborhood or Westingpaw has these like little nooks of the moneyed, you know, like Sunfish Lake, right? Park Place.
Yeah. And I remember Somerset Elementary. If you went to Somerset Elementary, you probably, yeah, my parents said, all right. I'll give you my guess.
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Anyway, I know, I'm thinking of all of the- What do you think of all of the- What do you think of all of the- I'm thinking of that neighborhood in Jackson. Ridge Crest. And I'm pretty sure the school is called Ridgeway, but as I'm saying these things, I'm like, is that true? Am I just jumbling up my rich neighborhoods from the towns that I lived in?
So was it also like a neighborhood too? Wasn't like an official town? I was like- Yeah, I was a neighborhood. But you know it had like the houses were set apart, you know.
Ranches. Did you have any friends in Ridge Crest? I didn't. I didn't.
But my glory, the glory of- I can't remember what year, 70s, late 70s. I went to Griswald Elementary. And myself, my friend, Mark Harris, and Mark Raskowski had a little trivia team in our class. And the point was we became the winning trivia team in our class.
And then we moved- And then apparently it was a whole city-wide thing. That's so cute. So we moved, so we kept progressing because Mark knew everything. Because he was winning.
Yeah, Mark and I were- Mark- I was- Mark trained me as I've explained an earlier pod episode. He trained me to learn, you know, state and world capitals, fun facts. And he enforced this with brute strength. He would put me in a headlock or bend my arm behind my back if I got the answers wrong.
But anyway, we made it to the city finals. Wow. The three of us. And we were on TV.
Oh my God. How do we find this? Does it exist? I'm sure it's long gone.
I'm sure. Someone's VHS, crumbling way. We made the city championships. It was televised and we were up against Ridgeway.
Ooh, I guess. If I'm wrong. What doesn't matter? It doesn't let it go.
It doesn't- It's your memory. Anyway, they beat us. Oh, okay. But the thing was, they chose the three smartest kids out of the whole class.
Uh-huh. I mean, out of the whole, like, you know, fifth grade of that's- they chose the three smartest fifth grader. We were just the three smartest kids in one room. And actually, Mark Raskowski.
He didn't- he never answered anything. I think he- anyway, he was cool. He was just like the cool kid. He was the ice part of the vibe.
He was part of our vibe. We were a good team. Um, he didn't really have a lot of answers, but it didn't matter. Um-hmm.
Um-hmm. Um-hmm. Um-hmm. Um-hmm.
Um-hmm. Um-hmm. Um-hmm. Um-hmm.
Yeah. So the other team, I didn't think it was fair because they chose the three smartest kids out of the whole fucking fifth grade where we were just three kids who were- Three kids who chose to participate? Yeah. Okay.
You weren't, like, plucked and chosen. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I guess.
Nothing but the best. Plucked and chosen. Wow. Well, that must have really made Mark Harris irate.
I don't remember him being irate. How do you know that they were the smartest kids in the school? Because I know. Oh.
Because I know. I'd actually been to school with a few of them because I was moved all over that city. So it was like a rumor. I went to several different elementary schools in the space of- You went to the elementary school there too?
Not that one. But we were all bust around quite a bit. Mm-hmm. But fifth graders, so these kids had ended up at Ridgecrest.
Mm-hmm. Our Ridgeway, whatever. God. Ooh.
We need homework on this. I was just trying to learn. I was trying to complete that commercial recreation. You did it.
Did I do it? You did it. Yeah. I wonder how our other friend Mark feels about it.
I hope he enjoyed it. Oh. Mark P. Yeah.
Let us know. I think I could have done better to be perfectly honest. Mm-hmm. I'm a little bit disappointed in myself.
You know what? It's of a moment. It's of a time. This is your season.
Yeah. I also loved playing operation. Mm-hmm. You try so hard to get the little tweezers and get the little bone or something out of the body.
I hated that game. I really liked that one. I liked it. Yeah.
Yeah. We'd play that one in Wisconsin. I remember that one. It seemed to live at Grandma's out there.
You know, we'd be down on the basement. Playing, you know, operation. Sometimes when I think about that basement there, it blows my mind. The things we did, you know, in that basement just like how we're still in one piece.
I mean, I don't know if anyone, like, I don't believe got significantly injured than I know of. I mean, we probably all had injuries from it, but... A group of kids in sort of the dark recesses of the house. Yeah, it's just me and my cousins doing...
It's lawless. It's just lawless. The parents, you know, they just shut the door. They have no interest in checking on us.
They're outside. They're playing horseshoes. They're sipping beer. Yeah, they're smoking a doobie or whatever.
You know, playing poker. They don't care. Next thing you know, we used to literally roll our bodies, like, tootsie rolls down that staircase. Like, just tuck your little arms in and roll down and just hope for the best.
I mean, it's chaos. It's a big staircase. And then just bang into the wall and you get down there. So they're like outside hearing these, pumping and rolling and whatever.
That's cool. They're like, I'm not going. You're going, no. No, not my turn.
Yeah, so I don't know. But now when I see kids going up and down stairs so fast, I feel so triggered because I also, you know, famously fell down the stairs on my face, famously in my family anyway. And I have my scar. It's famous to me.
Yeah, I know scar and I'm out of my lip. But when we were at the, is he was at a Dungeons and Dragons play date the other day, guys? I get so nervous when I hear that. I fear.
I fear. What do you fear? Well, I know that when Dungeons and Dragons entered my sphere, it made me feel stupid. And it made a smarter kid.
It kind of gave them like a real advantage, you know? Yeah. There is a thing with that game. I did not have the patience or the aptitude or the intelligence, perhaps, to process that.
So it became kind of like, oh, this is where I get. It seems so involved. This is where I get bullied by the smart kid. Mm hmm.
You know, and I wasn't bullied that much as a kid. Like I knew who to avoid. That was my, and then I also had my friend. Good strategy.
I knew who to avoid and I also had a big friend, Mark Harris, who was bigger and he was. You had your bodyguard. He was my bodyguard. It's helpful to have a bodyguard.
Yeah. He was a great bodyguard for me. Mm hmm. And then also if I was threatened at all, I would completely lose my shit on people.
Mm hmm. Like they were actually, like, I would go completely crazy. I was like, come on, put him up. I mean, I was just like, oh, I mean, going crazy.
Totally, totally thought just all fingernails and kicking. I mean, like, I had no, there was no, put up your duke. Right. There was no decorum.
I was full on Tasmanian Devil. I love it. Yeah. Mm hmm.
And so I did, I Tasmanian deviled on a kid once. So they were like, don't fuck with that kid. He's just like. Yeah, I totally tasked with it.
I mean, deviled on this kid when we were playing, playing tetherball and nobody touched me after that. I actually love that strategy too because I feel like it's helped me in different circumstances in my life. I don't know if I went Tasmanian Devil, but there was, there's certain times in my life when I became so wildly like unhinged where I was just, yeah, like get the fuck away from me. I don't give a shit what will happen.
I have no fear. I will like burst through this mess, you know, take me down whatever. And it does kind of, it has at least in my life kind of worked in my favor too, you know, where it's just like, oops, you pushed me too far. Now I'm just unpredictable, crazy, beatch, watch out.
Yeah, I always think I'm like the nicest bitch there is, you know. You protected me. I protected you. I mean, on time I lost down a guy wandering into our yard like a zombie, like, you know, and he was probably like, under the influence of something.
We have a lot of people in our town who struggle, you know, with substance abuse and it's a real, real problem. I mean, I think it's kind of known as what they call the heroin highway. Up here in Greenfield? Yeah.
That's what they talked about on the Anthony Bourdain episode. But anyway, so he was not welcome in our yard. Yeah, you dealt with them because I was just like, I didn't know what to do. I could barely speak.
I was like, yeah, I think it was the early days of the pandemic as well. So my paranoia was tweaked. I was just like, not well. And you just came out and I'm like, get out.
Well, I couldn't. I was sputtering and I know. I hope you didn't think less of me. That really seemed to really worry you.
You were really worried that I know I just, I was actually just worried that you were that you just felt really unsafe. I just wanted you to feel safe and well, I'm supposed, you know, as I'm supposed to be making people safe because you're the man because I'm the man. There's a little vestige of that in my personality where I do that. I made you feel that kind of bad because I took charge and got the guy at the yard.
I honestly thought that you might think less of me because of that because there's certainly I can think of an instance. I don't think less of you at all in the past. We take care of each other, honey. Don't worry.
I appreciate that. I got you. I was wrong. What?
What's it? Alright. Ah. Ha ha ha.
You're not happy. I knew you knew you knew you. I see you. It's not too shim.
Shim shim shim. And I really kind of hate you. I see you. Since he got out, bad things keep happening.
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