The Gang Microwaves Fish | Ep 100

Everybody’s barely here, everybody’s allegedly mad at everybody, Stroke is late, Ian has to leave, and somehow that still counts as a functioning podcast… because standards are dead.We’ve FINALLY got the June shirt of the month (Everything is Fake and Gay) Mikey is throwing a party at the Boardwalk Fourth of July weekend, Jenn starts wondering if she’s in menopause.an trying to start his new apartment life by getting rejected in a model unit like a horny real estate goblin.Listener comments somehow drag us through Japan school trips, Spanish Spotify ads, unpaid traffic tickets, and the eternal question: is a short guy’s dating problem solved by muscles and a motorcycle?Then Digital Dick of the Week becomes an actual moral crisis. One guy steals cigarettes from Wawa and leaves his wallet behind. Another guy allegedly pulls a gun on a coworker over microwaved fish. We’re not lawyers, but we are people with noses.Stroke shows up just in time to bring Florida’s finest: alligator face bites, DoorDash boners, Walmart groin shots, Disney water-glass assaults, and the phrase “molesting wildlife,” which should never exist but absolutely does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕Wear the shirt before society collapses completely. The store is live, the taste level is questionable, and that’s sort of the point: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a confession that would make your group chat call a meeting? Dump it here anonymously and let us ruin it with confidence: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like a gas station bathroom with Wi-Fi: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because apparently you people need to see the damage in full resolution: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Everything is fake and gay shirt of the month Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing country music jello shots menopause hot flashes Ian apartment model unit listener comments Japan school trip Spotify Spanish ads Titanic Spanish accent speeding ticket red light ticket Brazil listener map Peru listener Digital Dick of the Week Wawa cigarette thief wallet left behind microwaved fish cop Myrtle Beach dad rock Weezer Offspring Linkin Park Korn Incubus Green Day Foo Fighters Fall Out Boy Creed Blink 182 radio remote hell Florida Man sex offender pool law alligator bite Christmas Florida DoorDash driver Cocoa Beach Walmart groin gunshot Disney World sudden snatching molesting wildlife Niagara Falls video sunflower midgets office talk don’t put bananas in my butt