The Gang solves WWE's Declining ratings!

Dear Mr V. Mcmahon.  We have noticed that the ratings of Raw and Smackdown have continued to drop. While your attempt at a ratings boost with the Wild Cards may turn things around, this is quite unlikely.  So, considering your attention will soon turn to the XFL and other things, Daryl and Dan have put together some ways they think would bring back viewers to Raw in their millions.  We hope you like our ideas and we look forward to seeing you take our suggestions on board.  Yours Sincerely The Royal Grumble. P.S. Do you still have Steve Blackman's number?