The Grand Imperial Witch of the Klu Klux Klam: Wendi Phan, 15 Proven Way to Kill Rats, Top 10 Weird Fruits, more Tinder junk and Chef Mike Neylan

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're black and better than ever!  Actually, this was recorded like a month ago, before my brief sabbatical.  Now that I've pressed the brakes on travelling, Renaissance Fairs, and woman-having, I'm back to saying naughty stuff into a microphone and putting it on the internet.  I'm still going to try to have women*, though.In today's episode, we immediately talk about the KKK...but, it's to call them all misogynists!  Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you fuckface?  25 minutes in we do a little Tinder/Bumble/OKCupid update and a little good ol fashioned objectifying women.  An hour in and we get back to the show's bread and butter: going off the rails.  We launch into a lengthy conversation about dumb, stupid fruit and which dumb, stupid thing they grow out of, which then leads us into an article about how to kill rats on a farm.  This might sound boring but it was shockingly fun, and dare I say funny.We reminisce about Gore Verbinski's late 90's classic Mousehunt and straight up just watch all the Christopher Walken scenes in it.  At some point we get back to whacky fruits and find a tutorial on how to open/eat a jackfruit from a vanilla, dime-a-dozen YouTuber named Wendi Phan.  She provides some very stupid tips and techniques, then fails to teach us anything (other than what a hot Asian girl looks like).  We conclude our relentless quest for knowledge with more fruit videos, then yadda yadda yadda Draque says something really racist after the credits give me 5 stars on iTunes.*gay men with lady surgery