THE HAND THAT DIDNT ROCK THE CRADLE STILL MESSED THE WORLD UP

THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE TO ALL PEOPLE. JUST BECAUSE A MAID SERVANT CAN CRY CONVINCINGLY DOESNT MEAN THAT SHE IS TELLING THE TRUTH.  AND SCATTERBRAINS SUCH AS MYSELF CAN STILL BE VERY RELIABLE AND AFFECTIONATE, BECAUSE WE'RE SO BUSY THAT IF WE HAVE A GOOD DEED TO DO, WE DO IT QUICK BEFORE OUR OTHER ACTIVITIES TAKE OVER AND OUR LIFE'S LOGISTICS CLOSE IN ON US.