The Hills

In this episode we discuss going double (Von) dutch with your friend, some bits we're workshopping, how eating a California Sandwich is like racing against a tidal wave, the way streaming services are trying to send us to the asylum, all the crumbelievable crumbelinas, our universal incredulousness that LC got a spinoff, how downright unlikeable they all are, the utter lack of improv, the need for a study on viewers to look for brain rot, the bombastic payoff from making Audrina wait 2 weeks to go into the pool, the standout performance from the FIDM guidance councillor, the fortitude of Heidi in saying no to retail,  how the hair isn't hairing, whether this show is warfare to lull the masses into submission and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!