The Hit Points Song

Originally recorded in 2002 for PKG's "When Chains Attack!" I was rolling I was playing Lawful evil but not for long Baby, my hit points are gone Baby Baby They're all gone My armor's good And my party's strong But I wanted to play all night long But baby, my hit points are gone Baby Baby They're all gone With my armor class You'd think I'd kick some ass You'd think I'd kick some ass But the Dungeon Master don't agree, baby 'Cause my hit points are gone Oh yes they are Baby Baby They're all gone Steve Murphy - Guitar, Bass Nick Nunziata - Drums, Vocals