The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 11: Don’t Dream & Drive

I hope you’re ready to get rowdy, dear listeners! Because in this all-battle episode, our players, much like the tides of battle, get pretty “turnt.” With Stuart and Tory already lured into the stinky hallway of the Accounting department, the others quickly scramble to fend off the aggressively singing receptionists, Ada and Brady, and a host of damp-looking clerks. Insults will be hurled! Commands will be commanded! A party member will experience a moment of bliss while looking at a painting! Gwen will misremember the plot of Jumanji! And a dreaded Natural 1 will lead to a shocking conclusion that might change the Special Projects division forever… In this episode We get some max-damage from the Gerbster Agnes discourages dreaming while driving Tory won’t grapple till marriage Maxwell is chaotic-horny Stuart gets pressured into saying “Bozo” And we “stink” Hobe is going to be ok